Quirky Afternoon Tea In London

Red buses, bad weather and overpriced pubs, there's few things we Londoners excel at, but one thing is for certain, we know how to knock up a good afternoon tea. The capital has loads of options for midday treats and it's not all scones and Earl Grey, there's a brilliant selection of unusual offerings out there too. If you prefer your drinks a little more Mad Hatter and devilish drag than Queen of England, then look no further as we've rustled up the best quirky afternoon teas in London.

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Last updated on 25th April 2024




The Afternoon Tea That Must Not Be Named

@ RAILS Restaurant At Great Northern Hotel on Various dates from Friday 26th April 2024

We all know that Platform 9¾ at King's Cross is a pretty magical location, but the wizardry extends to the nearby Grade II listed Great Northern Hotel, thanks to its Afternoon Tea That Must Not Be Named. Found in the luxury RAILS brasserie, you can watch the muggles go past while you indulge in a selection of themed sweet and savoury treats - including butterscotch beer panna cotta, the Herbologist's red pepper and cream cheese spinach wrap and the Enchanted tomato arancini.

Gentleman Afternoon Tea

@ Karma Sanctum Soho Hotel on Various dates from Friday 26th April 2024

An experience exclusive to elegant princes, Gentleman's Afternoon Tea With A Cigar And Whiskey at Karma Sanctum Soho is a Japanese-inspired evening delight starting at £27.50 per person. Get ready to savour aged Wagyu beef sliders, slow-cooked pork Hirata buns, and a signature pairing of whiskey and Davidoff cigars on their exclusive outdoor terrace. Not a spirit enthusiast? Opt for a delish Japanese tea instead, including options like Hojicha, Matcha and Chamomile.

The Orchid Lounge

Evening Afternoon Tea for two, including a bottle of luxurious MV Nyetimber Classic Cuvee English Sparkling Wine, priced at £155

For those of you seeking a quirky afternoon tea event, head along to The Orchid Lounge in the Pan Pacific Hotel on Liverpool Street. Treat yourself to a wonderful range of tasty British sandwiches, choux or bao, before devouring some Asian-inspired puds.

Bustronome

Already one of London's most unique dining experiences, Bustronome now offer an equally tantalising afternoon tea. See the sights of London from the upper-deck with a platter full of minature eggs benedicts, finger sandwiches and tiny sweet treats.

Rhythm Kitchen

For a delicious Caribbean-style afternoon tea in Walthamstow, head to Rhythm Kitchen. They're dishing out mango-glazed chicken wings, handmade spiced scones and more for £40, with a rum cocktail thrown in the mix too.

Sherlock: The Official Live Game

One of the best places for a quirky afternoon tea in London, Sherlock's Mind Palace has not one but two options to choose from. Up the ante with a mind-blowing mini mystery or pop bottles at a boozy alternative, with tasty bites to eat and a unique theme running throughout both.

The Perception at W London

Afternoon Tea with with a glass of Coolhurst English Sparkling Wine - £67.50 and 3 other offers

Tuck into a delicious cosmetics bag full of themed sweet treats. Yep, you heard us right. The Perception is staying true to its wacky nature with the creation of this fabulously quirky afternoon tea. Expect makeup-inspired edible bites such as salted caramel lip gloss and bronzed chocolate pearls.

The Chesterfield Mayfair Hotel

Complimentary Room Hire for Afternoon Tea Parties and 1 other offer

For a quintessentially British afternoon tea experience in London? Head to the Chesterfield Hotel, where delicate finger sandwiches and bone china cups come as standard. If you're after something a little different, try their winter wonderland offering, which includes mini yule logs and gingerbread flavoured cupcakes.

Map Maison

If you want something a little extra with your afternoon tea, check out Map Maison's practical cocktail masterclass. You'll enjoy a complimentary drink on arrival, before learning to make your very own concoctions. What's more, you'll finish up with tapas-style treats like caprese salad and mini Iberico burgers, followed by some tasty cakes.

Karma Sanctum Soho

Swap those boring ol' sandwiches and cakes with Karma Sanctum Soho's awesome afternoon tea events. Think Japanese-inspired eats including chicken katsu sliders, steamed vegetable gyozas, and sweet treats such as their signature matcha pannacotta along with some delicious cocktails.

The Lavergne Chocolate Afternoon Tea

@ Ochre on Mon, 12th Feb 2024 - Thu, 9th May 2024

Falling straight out of a chocolatey fairytale, The Lavergne Chocolate Afternoon Tea at Ochre transports you directly to the delicious painting by Jean-Etienne Liotard from 1702–1789 aptly titled 'The Lavergne Family Breakfast'. Starting at £55 a pop, you'll get to indulge in an array of chocolate delights ranging from cakes to hazelnut ganache scones and even tea.

City Cruises

Set apart from your regular afternoon tea is City Cruises' offering: an elegant spread of classic sandwiches, fresh scones accompanied by jam and clotted cream, plus an array of sweet treats, all to be enjoyed afloat on the River Thames. Sail past iconic landmarks like the London Eye and Big Ben while tucking into decadent delights, all from £55 per person.