Cheesy Music Clubs in London

Discover the best cheese night clubs in London. When you are looking for a fun night out there is nothing better than hitting the dance floors at the best cheesy music clubs in London and dance the night away to pop music and classics. Forget pretentious electro or lame guitars! Get your groove and glamour on to commercial music, pop, rock and dance hits from past and present decades as a good cheese tune never dies. The best clubs are all on our list of the very best of Cheesy Music Clubs in London. 

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Sway

22 user reviews
Sway
Free Entry Guestlist and 3 other offers available.

After having a complete overhaul, Sway has a new lease of life and a stylish decor to match. But one thing remains, and that is their big love for all the cheesy music in London. With 3 bars and a nightclub all under one roof, experience this fun bar of drinking and dancing antics. 

Happily Affordable ££
Covent Garden

Rouges

0 user reviews
A disco in a ballroom, non stop 70s and 80s tunes, disco and funk. Our resident DJ Kobayashi is back. Mid- evening we...
Brockley

Infernos

36 user reviews
Infernos
50% off Private Karaoke and 2 other offers available.

Basically one big cheesy disco. A Clapham stalwart that needs no introduction, Inferno's is legendary and one for your cheesy London clubs hit list. You can even hire your own Karaoke room overlooking the dancefloor and sing your heart out to the crowd below - oh the wonders of this place.

Happily Affordable ££
Clapham

Piccadilly Institute

40 user reviews
Piccadilly Institute
Free Entry VIP Guestlist and 4 other offers available.

Unfortunately, not all of your friends might appreciate cheesy pop and rock music like we do. But they should be your friends no longer because Piccadilly Institute is the place to be. Leave the bores in the bar or in any of the other six rooms at this massive and partly cheesy club in London.

Happily Affordable ££
West End

Kanaloa London

16 user reviews

A Tiki-inspired London bar in the heart of the City, Kanaloa is a drinking and dancing haven and plays a great mix of cheesy tunes in it's club room. Open late, this is a real fun time bar with it's cool interior and tropical decor; playing a host of commerical pop classics Kanaloa has given itself the reputation of being one of the best clubs to listen to cheesy music in London. 

Splash the Cash £££
Holborn

Tiger Tiger London

15 user reviews
Tiger Tiger London
Free Entry VIP Guestlist and 3 other offers available.

Embrace your inner tiger and hit the dance floor of this party hub right in the heart of London. Notorious and known for being one of London's best clubbing destinations, Tiger Tiger is like a way of life. Bouncing every night of the week, you can be rest assured all forms of cheese are represented here. 

Drinkonomical £
West End

Bar Rumba

108 user reviews
Bar Rumba
Free Guest List and 2 other offers available.

This cheesy London club has the best music policy: "If you can't sing it, we won't play it". That's how Bar Rumba have made their reputation for being one of the most fun nights out in the city. Get a piece of the dance floor action, the loud music and the cheap drinks right here. 

Drinkonomical £
West End

Strawberry Moons

8 user reviews
Strawberry Moons
Free Entry Guest List (Save!) and 3 other offers available.

If a club were to be a big block of brie, it would be Strawberry Moons. A central London favourite for its roster of cheesy nights out in London, this mega club is like a blast from the past where you can boogie on a multi-coloured dance floor whilst bopping to the biggest retro and cheesy tunes of all time. 

Drinkonomical £
West End

Fez Club Putney

4 user reviews

Definitely hot on the cheesy London club vibes, but only when it comes to the music here, not the setting. On the contrary, you don't have to worry about how you look venturing into this Putney den as it's a Moroccan themed party bar notorious for a late night out with DJs and dancing that keeps going until 4am.

Happily Affordable ££
Putney

Party kings Adventure Bar are not shy of pumping out the cheese with a tongue firmly in cheek. Delicious cocktails, uber-friendly bartenders and party anthems make this a fun night out in Clapham where the music policy is quite simply as mature as cheddar can be.

Happily Affordable ££
Clapham

Gem

15 user reviews
Gem
Free Entry VIP Guestlist and 2 other offers available.

In the heart of Soho, Gem is a happily affordable and easy-going bar and club that honours the cheesy tunes of past and present! Glitter balls, happy hours and a buzzing atmosphere all combine at this central London club to make one fun night out.

Drinkonomical £
Soho

Loop Bar

19 user reviews
Loop Bar
Free Entry VIP Guestlist and 4 other offers available.

The basement of this London cheesy music club has a flashing LED dance floor. Happy hours and cheesy music with classic RnB, pop and dance music play to get people on the floor (and it always works). Hits from the 70s and 80s bring disco fever to Mayfair for a much-loved cheesy club night of floor-fillers.

Drinkonomical £
West End

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