A Clapham stalwart that needs no introduction, Inferno's is a legendary guilty pleasure party spot. Basically one big cheesy disco full of confetti cannons and hilarious dance moves, you can even hire your own Karaoke room and sing your heart out to a Meatloaf ballad or two.
Cheesy Music Clubs in London
When you want a guaranteed evening of fun, there's nothing better than hitting the dance floors and singing your heart out to Celine and friends. Forget headache-inducing electro or lame guitars. Get your groove and glamour on to commercial music, pop, rock and dance hits from past decades at some of London's best cheesy music clubs and bars; after all, a good cheese tune never dies.
After having a complete overhaul, Sway has a new lease of life and stylish decor to match. But one thing remains, and that is their big love for all the corny classics. With a whopping three bars and a nightclub all under one roof, experience this fun den of drinking and dancing antics.
Why constrict yourself to a sticky dancefloor when you can bop along to Mambo Number 5 whilst taking in the city sites? This two-storey party boat will not only take you on a nautical tour of all the London landmarks, but they'll also play you amazing dance floor fillers and party anthems.
With a policy of "if you can't sing it, we won't play it", Bar Rumba has made their reputation for being one of the best nights out in the city. As well as popping out a playlist of *NSYNC, Vanilla Ice and Vengaboys beats, this West End club also serves up some great cheap drinks.
Featuring six fantastically wacky rooms in this massive party spot, Piccadilly Institute is the place to go for the ultimate cheese-fest. Boogey on down to a mix of pop and rock or head over to the bar for some fantastically quirky cocktails.
How could we not include Popworld? The undisputed master of cheese, this cracking club serves up a feast of corny classics, cheap drinks and vibrant decor that'll have you singing through the night in your own retro wonderland.
Get on your skates and roll over to Roller Nation for the ultimate disco-tastic 80s throwback. Take your pick between a Thursday night of soul skating, a Friday roller boogie or an all-out roller disco on Saturday.
A night at this basement club will have you sipping on a host of happy hour drinks before heading over to the flashing LED dance floor where a DJ will be bringing some much-loved disco fever to Mayfair.
With a distinct 'devil-may-care' approach to things, Fez is committed to serving up only the best cheesy music-crammed nights to their Putney audience. The Moroccan-themed party bar is notorious for a late night out with DJs and dancing that keeps going until 4am.
Full of all your favourite 70s, 80s, classic pop and funk & soul songs, Rouges offers all the best tracks to shimmy the night away to. But that's not all. Halfway through the evening, guests will be stunned to silence as Kellie Sky performs a dazzling routine of circus acts and thrilling stunts.
Party kings Adventure Bar are not shy of pumping out the cheese tunes with a tongue firmly in cheek. Delicious cocktails, uber-friendly bartenders and party anthems make this a fun night out in Clapham, where the music policy is defined by heavy doses of Abba, Queen and all the Backstreet Boys you could possibly ask for.
Embrace your inner wild child and hit the dance floor of this party hub right in the heart of London. Notorious and known for being one of London's best clubbing destinations, Tiger Tiger is like a way of life. Bouncing every night of the week, you can be rest assured all forms of cheese are represented here.
This popular Leicester Square club goes down a storm with students and carefree partygoers alike. Known for their great happy hours, fruity cocktails, buzzy atmosphere and karaoke room, Zoo Bar also hosts a night of cheese-tastic hits every Wednesday.
Take it back to the glory days of The Backstreet Boys, The Spice Girls, R Kelly and a whole other host of 90s faves at this brunch-with-a-difference. Expect tasty eats, lip sync battles, an hour of bottomless cocktails and no-holds-barred partying at The 90s Brunch.
Looking for a fun and frivolous night of guilty pleasures around east London? Then look no further than Shoreditch's Catch Bar. The bar and party spot welcomes in a host of live DJs from Thursday to Sunday, playing an eclectic range of pop classics, RnB, hip hop and more.