The Thieves
- Location: 51 Lavender Gardens, Clapham, SW11 1JW
- Price: ££
- Best for: themed events, cocktails, and pure chaos
- Why we recommend: The Thieves is what happens when a traditional pub goes rogue with games, and the result is brilliant
This newly renovated venue embraces quirkiness at every turn, with immersive parties, themed brunches, and a gaming arcade upstairs that's built purely for fun.
The décor nods to its Victorian roots while adding neon, texture, and theatrical flair. You'll go for the games, stay for the live entertainment, and end up booking your next visit before the night's even over. Simply put: it's the quirkiest adult playground in London.