The Thieves

Welcome to The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground where nights don’t just happen… they unfold.

This isn’t your average pub. Blending heritage charm with a bold, immersive “playhouse” concept, every visit feels like stepping into something unexpected—a place to play, stay, and lose yourself in the moment.

Start upstairs in The Thieves Gambit, our full-size arcade perched above the pub, and challenge your friends to darts, pool, RC racing, or cult classics like Mario Kart and House of the Dead. Then let the night evolve—whether you’re here for DJs, live music, wild quiz nights, bottomless brunches, cabaret, comedy, or late-night dancefloors, there’s always something happening.

When it’s time to refuel, Lucky Chip delivers—serving up crowd-pleasing favourites from banging burgers and chicken parmigiana to hot honey halloumi, loaded nachos, and next-level Sunday roasts available during the winter months.

Planning something special? Our private hire spaces, including an art-deco karaoke room, 140 capacity function room & also our semi-private spaces are made for unforgettable celebrations, from intimate gatherings to full takeovers.

Come for the games, stay for the music, the drinks, the energy… and everything in between.
The Thieves is South London’s ultimate playground—step in, get involved, and make a night of it.