Blame Gloria Clapham Junction

Description

Gloria always threw the wildest parties.

She had the best legs in Soho. Some say she dated Hendrix. She taught Bowie how to do his make-up. She bought an old Chinese restaurant in Covent Garden. When people asked her to cook she refused. When She ran out of dosh she moved into the basement.

She still throws the best parties and she's being wild in Clapham Junction.

Bring your dancing shoes and an open mind.

Gloria's cocktail den is located in the heart of Clapham Junction, with a beautifully decorated interior, and carefully selected cocktail menu. Perfect for private hires, birthdays, group bookings and corporate events. Sip on your favourite cocktail, beer or wine and party the night away with Gloria. Happy Hour available most days with 2 for 1 cocktails. 

Oh, and for all you karaoke lovers out there, Gloria has opened up a private karaoke room!

What's on

Gloria-oke
Introducing Gloria-oke, lighting up your Friday nights! Start your weekend off on the perfect note and join us for an unstoppable singalong extravaganza…

Friday 31st May 2024 and 24 other Fridays

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Drag Me to Brunch
Get ready to spill the tea at the most dazzling brunch in town! Strut your stuff, sip some sass, and sashay with our fierce drag queens as they…

Saturday 15th June 2024 and 8 other Saturdays

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Offers

Offer Availability
NHS/Blue Light Discount
Get 25% off when you show a valid Blue Light card in venue
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Student Discount
Get 25% off when you show a valid NUS card in venue
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Happy Hour
2 for 1 Cocktails | Bottles of Bubbles £20 | £4 bottles of Beer
Monday 17:00 – 20:00
Tuesday 17:00 – 20:00
Wednesday 17:00 – 20:00
Thursday 17:00 – 20:00
Friday 17:00 – 20:00
Sunday 17:00 – 20:00

Vouchers

Info

  • Happily Affordable ££
  • London - Just Party, London - Drinks and Finger Food, London - Private Hire
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 17:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.
Tuesday 17:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.
Wednesday 17:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.
Thursday 17:00 2:00
Friday 16:00 2:00
Saturday 12:00 2:00
Sunday 13:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.

Special opening hours

Day Open Close Notes
Sunday 26th May 2024 16:00 0:00
Sunday 25th August 2024 16:00 0:00

Location

Address

Blame Gloria Clapham Junction, 89-91 Battersea Rise, Clapham Junction, SW11 1HW

Area

Clapham

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisine

    This venue serves Bottomless Brunch food.

  • A word from the chef:

    We serve our brunch menu during Gloria's boozy bottomless brunches! 1 dish per guest.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
Full Venue Hire Venue Hire 80 220 - From £1000 From £9000

Blame Gloria Clapham Junction is inspired by an "opulent nana with a groupie past". 

The cocktail bar aims to offer an eclectic, loose and outrageous vibe. The interior takes inspiration from Jimi Hendrix with a mix of pink and green, lined with velvet booths and pink neon lights. 

This cocktail bar offers an extensive cocktail list and focuses on exceptional service. The venue is available to accommodate all your corporate requirements.

Hendrix Room Private Room 30 40 - From £250 From £750

The Hendrix Room at Clapham Junction is a guest favourite and a must-book if you’re looking for a space for up to 40 guests. 


With it’s sequin walls, light box corridor and floral furniture, its the perfect space for birthdays and all other celebrations! 


The interior takes inspiration from Jimi Hendrix with a mix of pink and green, lined with velvet booths and pink neon lights. The story goes that Gloria always threw the wildest parties, made the best whiskey sour, and had the best legs in Soho. Now she’s extended her legendary reign of rockstar joints across the river to the Southwest.

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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