Blame Gloria Clapham Junction

Gloria always threw the wildest parties.

She had the best legs in Soho. Some say she dated Hendrix. She taught Bowie how to do his make-up. She bought an old Chinese restaurant in Covent Garden. When people asked her to cook she refused. When She ran out of dosh she moved into the basement.

She still throws the best parties and she's being wild in Clapham Junction.

Bring your dancing shoes and an open mind.

Gloria's cocktail den is located in the heart of Clapham Junction, with a beautifully decorated interior, and carefully selected cocktail menu. Perfect for private hires, birthdays, group bookings and corporate events. Sip on your favourite cocktail, beer or wine and party the night away with Gloria. 

Happy Hour in Clapham

Expect 2-4-1 cocktails, £25 bottles of Prosecco and £4.50 bottles of beer. Visit the offers tab for timings. 

Karaoke in Clapham

Oh, and for all you karaoke lovers out there, Gloria has opened up a private karaoke room that is available to book throughout the week.

Club Classics Brunch

Get ready to rave, raise your glasses, and relive the golden era of dance! 

Drag queens take over the stage with jaw-dropping looks, powerhouse performances, and all the attitude of a 3AM dancefloor. From 90s and 00s club bangers to house and garage anthems, we’re serving nonstop beats, bottomless cocktails, and pure glitter chaos. 

Expect wild games, hands in the air singalongs, and a showdown of fierce queens battling to be the ultimate dancefloor diva. 

Glitter. Sass. Chaos. Are you ready to rave and witness the slay? 

Entertainment 

Hosted by our wild, favourite drag hosts, you’ll be entertained and serenaded by the best in the biz. Plus, you’d better get rehearsing as we’ll be pitting you against each other in an epic sing-along battle where the winner will most certainly take it all. 

Bottomless Drinks 

90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, bubbles & beer - mocktail option available. 

The cocktails: 

• Amaretto Serenade 

• Sex On The Beach 

• Aperol Spritz 

• Hugo Spritz 

Food 

1x brunch dish of your choice from our menu 

Buttermilk Chicken Burger 

Coleslaw and fries 

Cajun Roast Sweet Potato and Halloumi Burger (V) 

Coleslaw and fries 

Cajun Roast Sweet Potato and Vegan Halloumi Burger (VE, NG on request) 

Vegan coleslaw and fries 

Book with just £10pp and pay the rest on the day.

90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, a day of show-stopping shenanigans, photo ops for the gram and a delicious brunch dish! 

Abba & Legends Brunch 

Get ready for a brunch that’s all about legendary hits and fierce performances at ABBA & Friends Bottomless Brunch  

Where epic tunes meet fierce vibes in a showdown for the ages.  

Who’s gonna rule the stage? Will it be Fleetwood Mac’s dreamy classics, the Bee Gees’ disco grooves, or Queen’s iconic anthems? The choice is yours, darling!   

Entertainment 

You’ll cast your vote at the start, and then we’ll crank up the volume with all the biggest hits from ABBA and your chosen winner, brought to life by our fabulous West End queens and powerhouse singers!  

Expect jaw-dropping live performances, bottomless drinks that never stop flowing, and all the energy you need to keep the party going.  

Whether you’re belting out “Dancing Queen” or rocking to “Bohemian Rhapsody,” this isn’t just brunch, it’s a full-blown musical extravaganza. 

Bottomless Drinks 

90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, bubbles & beer - mocktail option available. 

The cocktails: 

• Amaretto Serenade 

• Sex On The Beach 

• Aperol Spritz 

• Hugo Spritz 

Food 

1x brunch dish of your choice from our menu 

Buttermilk Chicken Burger 

Coleslaw and fries 

Cajun Roast Sweet Potato and Halloumi Burger (V) 

Coleslaw and fries 

Cajun Roast Sweet Potato and Vegan Halloumi Burger (VE, NG on request) 

Vegan coleslaw and fries 

Book with just £10pp and pay the rest on the day.

90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, a day of show-stopping shenanigans, photo ops for the gram and a delicious brunch dish! 

The Rock'n'roll Chick's Bottomless Brunch

Get ready to turn up the volume! 

Set to the soundtrack of Tina Turner’s unstoppable soul, P!nk’s fierce anthems, and Avril Lavigne’s pop-punk rebellion, this is your chance to brunch like the rockstar you were born to be. 

Say “Let’s Go Crazy!” to free-flowing bubbles, beer, and cocktails paired with a mouth-watering brunch menu and a day packed with powerhouse performances, wild games, and pure attitude. 

So rally your rebels, grab the leather, glitter, and eyeliner — and show us your inner superstar. Because, baby, you’re Simply the Best. 

Entertainment 

Hosted by our wild, west-end drag host, you’ll be entertained and serenaded by the best in the biz. Plus, you’d better get rehearsing as we’ll be pitting you against each other in an epic sing-along battle where the winner will most certainly take it all 

Bottomless Drinks 

90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, bubbles & beer - mocktail option available. 

The cocktails: 

• Amaretto Serenade 

• Sex On The Beach 

• Aperol Spritz 

• Hugo Spritz 

Food 

1x brunch dish of your choice from our menu 

Buttermilk Chicken Burger 

Coleslaw and fries 

Cajun Roast Sweet Potato and Halloumi Burger (V) 

Coleslaw and fries 

Cajun Roast Sweet Potato and Vegan Halloumi Burger (VE, NG on request) 

Vegan coleslaw and fries 

Book with just £10pp and pay the rest on the day.

90 minutes of bottomless cocktails, a day of show-stopping shenanigans, photo ops for the gram and a delicious brunch dish!