Blame Gloria Clapham Junction

Description

Gloria always threw the wildest parties.

She had the best legs in Soho. Some say she dated Hendrix. She taught Bowie how to do his make-up. She bought an old Chinese restaurant in Covent Garden. When people asked her to cook she refused. When She ran out of dosh she moved into the basement.

She still throws the best parties and she's being wild in Clapham Junction.

Bring your dancing shoes and an open mind.

Gloria's cocktail den is located in the heart of Clapham Junction, with a beautifully decorated interior, and carefully selected cocktail menu. Perfect for private hires, birthdays, group bookings and corporate events. Sip on your favourite cocktail, beer or wine and party the night away with Gloria. 

Christmas at Blame Gloria Clapham

This holiday season, Gloria is offering festive experiences perfect for every celebration:

  • Room or Full Venue Hire Host your Christmas event in stylish, versatile spaces, perfect for gatherings of any size.
  • Festive Food and Party Bookings Enjoy a festive menu with traditional favourites and delightful twists, ideal for parties with family, friends, or colleagues.
  • Cocktail Masterclasses Master the art of mixology with expert bartenders and learn how to craft festive cocktails. Great for team-building or a fun night out!
  • Bottomless Brunch - Get ready for Gloria's Icons Bottomless Brunch - a themed brunch that will see you going wild with your friends or colleagues.

Happy Hour in Clapham

Expect 2-4-1 cocktails, £25 bottles of Prosecco and £4.50 bottles of beer. Visit the offers tab for timings. 

Karaoke in Clapham

Oh, and for all you karaoke lovers out there, Gloria has opened up a private karaoke room that is available to book throughout the week.

What's on

ABBA NYE
GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE AS IT’S ABOUT TO BE AN ABBA NEW YEAR! 2024 is slipping through our fingers and Honey, Honey, we’re…

Tue, 31st Dec 2024 @ 19:00 - 2:00

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Drag Me to Brunch
Get ready to spill the tea at the most dazzling brunch in town! Strut your stuff, sip some sass, and sashay with our fierce drag queens asthey…

Saturday 11th January 2025 and 3 other Saturdays

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Offers

Offer Availability
Christmas Happy Hour 2024
2-4-1 Cocktails (both cocktails must be the same) | £25 - Bottles of Bubbles | £4.50 - Bottles of Beer
Monday 16:00 – 19:00
Tuesday 16:00 – 19:00
Wednesday 16:00 – 19:00
Thursday 16:00 – 19:00
Friday 16:00 – 16:00
Saturday 16:00 – 18:00
Sunday 16:00 – 19:00

Vouchers

Info

  • Happily Affordable ££
  • London - Just Party, London - Drinks and Finger Food, London - Private Hire
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 17:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.
Tuesday 17:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.
Wednesday 17:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.
Thursday 17:00 2:00
Friday 17:00 2:00
Saturday 14:00 2:00
Sunday 13:00 0:00 Private Hire Only.

Special opening hours

Day Open Close Notes
Thursday 12th December 2024 16:00 3:00
Friday 13th December 2024 16:00 3:00
Saturday 14th December 2024 13:00 3:00
Sunday 15th December 2024 13:00 0:00
Monday 16th December 2024 17:00 0:00
Tuesday 17th December 2024 17:00 0:00
Wednesday 18th December 2024 17:00 0:00
Thursday 19th December 2024 17:00 3:00
Friday 20th December 2024 16:00 3:00
Saturday 21st December 2024 13:00 3:00
Sunday 22nd December 2024 17:00 0:00
Monday 23rd December 2024 7:00 0:00
Tuesday 24th December 2024 - -
Wednesday 25th December 2024 - -
Thursday 26th December 2024 7:00 0:00
Friday 27th December 2024 17:00 2:00
Saturday 28th December 2024 13:00 2:00
Sunday 29th December 2024 7:00 0:00
Monday 30th December 2024 - -
Tuesday 31st December 2024 19:00 2:00
Wednesday 1st January 2025 - -
Saturday 4th January 2025 13:00 2:00
Sunday 5th January 2025 17:00 23:00

Location

Address

Blame Gloria Clapham Junction, 89-91 Battersea Rise, Clapham Junction, SW11 1HW

Area

Clapham

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisine

    This venue serves Bottomless Brunch food.

  • A word from the chef:

    We serve our brunch menu during Gloria's boozy bottomless brunches! 1 dish per guest.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
Full Venue Hire Venue Hire 80 220 - From £1000 From £9000

Blame Gloria Clapham Junction is inspired by an "opulent nana with a groupie past". 

The cocktail bar aims to offer an eclectic, loose and outrageous vibe. The interior takes inspiration from Jimi Hendrix with a mix of pink and green, lined with velvet booths and pink neon lights. 

This cocktail bar offers an extensive cocktail list and focuses on exceptional service. The venue is available to accommodate all your corporate requirements.

Hendrix Room Private Room 30 40 - From £250 From £750

The Hendrix Room at Clapham Junction is a guest favourite and a must-book if you’re looking for a space for up to 40 guests. 


With it’s sequin walls, light box corridor and floral furniture, its the perfect space for birthdays and all other celebrations! 


The interior takes inspiration from Jimi Hendrix with a mix of pink and green, lined with velvet booths and pink neon lights. The story goes that Gloria always threw the wildest parties, made the best whiskey sour, and had the best legs in Soho. Now she’s extended her legendary reign of rockstar joints across the river to the Southwest.

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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