Best Pornstar Martinis In London

It's time to turn the tables on the pornstar martini naysayers. Long-held as the basic bitches' sip of choice, London's mixologists have taken it upon themselves to give the classic cocktail a makeover that will attract even the most complex drinkers. From passion fruit punches and foam-topped tipples to bottomless fountains, we've rounded up the best bars in London to get your pornstar martini fix.

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Last updated on 4th October 2023

The Cocktail Club - Various Sites

With venues all over the capital city, the gang at THe Cocktail Club are best-known for their quirky themed concoctions, but they also know how to nail the classics. And number one on their greatest hits menu? The pornstar martini in all its fruity, fizzy glory.

Tequila Mockingbird - Various Sites

Tequila Mockingbird is shaking up some of the best and cheapest pornstar martinis in London. Head over during one of their happy hours and enjoy two for the price of one while taking in the plush interiors and tucking into artisanal pizzas.

Bar Elba

Bar Elba like to think they know a thing or two about cocktails, which is probably why their pornstar martinis are among the best in London. Head over to the rooftop bar for tropical concoctions and decor to match, with stunning views of the city to top off your experience.