Ready to shake up all your favourite classic cocktails, Batch is a gorgeous pornstar martini bar in Lonon. Alongside the addition of sugar and egg white to the customary combo, you'll also find your glass baptised in actual fire at this Peckham hotspot.
Best Pornstar Martinis In London
It's time to turn the tables on the pornstar martini naysayers. Long-held as the basic bitches' sip of choice, London's mixologists have taken it upon themselves to give the classic cocktail a makeover that will attract even the most complex drinkers. From passion fruit punches and foam-topped tipples to bottomless fountains, we've rounded up the best bars in London to get your pornstar martini fix.
With venues all over the capital city, the gang at the London Cocktail Club are best-known for their quirky themed concoctions, but they also know how to nail the classics. And number one on their greatest hits menu? The pornstar martini in all its fruity, fizzy glory.
Learn the art to making the perfect pornstar martini with Douglas Ankrah, a renowned mixologist with a global reputation. With all you need included in the kit, all you have to do is log on on Easter Sunday and get shaking.
Bar Elba like to think they know a thing or two about cocktails, which is probably why their pornstar martinis are among the best in London. Head over to the rooftop bar for tropical concoctions and decor to match, with stunning views of the city to top off your experience.
Never one to play it safe with ingredients, Adam Handling's award-winning Eve offers a quirky take on the passion fruit classic. Named the 'uncensored' - the sip is a potent mix of Monkey Shoulder, tonka bean, miso and passion fruit, finished with a dash of Champagne.
When it comes to sharing-sized pornstar martinis in London, Absurd Bird's offering is the biggest boy around. Perfect for enjoying with friends, or, you know, just yourself, it's a novelty way to get your pornstar fill (and it costs less than £20).
Tequila Mockingbird is shaking up some of the best and cheapest pornstar martinis in London. Head over during one of their happy hours and enjoy two for the price of one whilst taking in the plush interiors and tucking into artisanal pizzas.
An obvious choice when it comes to passion fruit-flavoured tipples, the gang at Dirty Martini know a thing or two about shaking up the perfect pornstar. And with half-priced drinks between 4pm and 8pm, you'll be able to have double the fun.
When it comes to cheap pornstar martinis in London? Be At One never disappoints. With party palaces in Clapham, Piccadilly Circus, Monument and Shoreditch, you're never too far from one of their signature sips - which you can bag for a bargain price if you swing by during happy hour.
Bringing out the hedonism of Playboy and its iconic history, The Tale Bar is one of London's most unique drinking dens. Keeping it classy, their pornstar martini is a frothy mix of vanilla vodka, Passoã, passion fruit puree and prosecco - the perfect sip to kick off a night of bunny-inspired mischief.