Best Pornstar Martinis In London
It's time to turn the tables on the pornstar martini naysayers. Long-held as the basic bitches' sip of choice, London's mixologists have taken it upon themselves to give the classic cocktail a makeover that will attract even the most complex drinkers. From passion fruit punches and foam-topped tipples to bottomless fountains, we've rounded up the best bars in London to get your pornstar martini fix.
While the phrase 'Pornstarn Nan' might get some alarm bells ringing, at Little Nan's it's simply another take on the classic sweet sip. Packed full of chilled vodka, passion fruit, prosecco, vanilla and lime juice and available by the teapot, it's sure to liven up your next elevenses.
When it comes to sharing-sized pornstar martinis in London, Absurd Bird's offering is the biggest boy around. Perfect for enjoying with friends, or, you know, just yourself, it's a novelty way to get your pornstar fill (and it costs less than £20).
When it comes to cheap pornstar martinis in London? Be At One never disappoints. With party palaces in Clapham, Piccadilly Circus, Monument and Shoreditch, you're never too far from one of their signature sips - which you can bag for a bargain price if you swing by during happy hour.
An obvious choice when it comes to passion fruit-flavoured tipples, the gang at Dirty Martini know a thing or two about shaking up the perfect pornstar. And with half-priced drinks between 4pm and 8pm, you'll be able to have double the fun.
Never one to play it safe with ingredients, Adam Handling's award-winning Eve offers a quirky take on the passion fruit classic. Named the 'uncensored' - the sip is a potent mix of Monkey Shoulder, tonka bean, miso and passion fruit, finished with a dash of Champagne.
With venues all over the capital city, the gang at THe Cocktail Club are best-known for their quirky themed concoctions, but they also know how to nail the classics. And number one on their greatest hits menu? The pornstar martini in all its fruity, fizzy glory.
Bar Elba like to think they know a thing or two about cocktails, which is probably why their pornstar martinis are among the best in London. Head over to the rooftop bar for tropical concoctions and decor to match, with stunning views of the city to top off your experience.
Crouch End's Little Mercies has made a name for itself offering an intriguing range of cocktails. Their take on the porn star is no different as they mix passion fruit vodka, pink passion fruit cordial, wine and Verjus to create something altogether different from the classic.
Bringing out the hedonism of Playboy and its iconic history, The Tale Bar is one of London's most unique drinking dens. Keeping it classy, their pornstar martini is a frothy mix of vanilla vodka, Passoã, passion fruit puree and prosecco - the perfect sip to kick off a night of bunny-inspired mischief.