Best Pornstar Martinis In London

It's time to turn the tables on the pornstar martini naysayers. Long-held as the basic bitches' sip of choice, London's mixologists have taken it upon themselves to give the classic cocktail a makeover that will attract even the most complex drinkers. From passion fruit punches and foam-topped tipples to bottomless fountains, we've rounded up the best bars in London to get your pornstar martini fix.

Last updated on 13th June 2022




With venues all over the capital city, the gang at THe Cocktail Club are best-known for their quirky themed concoctions, but they also know how to nail the classics. And number one on their greatest hits menu? The pornstar martini in all its fruity, fizzy glory.

Bar Elba

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Bar Elba like to think they know a thing or two about cocktails, which is probably why their pornstar martinis are among the best in London. Head over to the rooftop bar for tropical concoctions and decor to match, with stunning views of the city to top off your experience.