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Best Events in September
Let's not beat around the bush. Summer was great, but you're secretly looking forward to digging out your favourite jumper to guard against that autumn chill, aren't you? That's not the only thing to get excited about either – with September's agenda coming packed full with the usual spread of the cool, the quirky and the downright unruly events throughout the capital. Here's our run-down of the best events in London this September.
Sail down the Thames on the Dutch Master and, not only do you get to see all these iconic London landmarks, but you can drink and dance to everything from disco classics to hardcore house – and you'll get to choose.
Staying awake beyond its usual bedtime, the London Aquarium is opening up its doors inviting Londoner to explore their two-floor aquarium with a glass of prosecco in their hand. Perfect for anyone looking to see something a bit different, guests will have a chance to see the sharks, see turtles and crocodiles that call the venue their home. Grab a glass of bubbles and explore the deepest parts of the ocean with this fun September event.
One of the best ways to see out the summer, this fun and quirky pop up at Tobacco Dock is one of the best events in London this September.
Perfect for summer date nights with a twist, Nomad Cinema is back in town with a gorgeous line-up of movies. Showing in spots such as Hyde Park Lido and Brompton Cemetery, the cinema will be screening classics and the latest releases.
Celebrate the boss' birthday in spectacular fashion at this great club night from super fans Hungry Heart. Head to Hackney for one of the best events in London in September.
Celebrate summer at one of the most popular spots in London. A perfect hangout for large groups and catching up with mates, Musical Bingo is one of the most fun events this September. The theme changes monthly, so expect your favourite tunes, some mystery rounds and tasty food.
Brighten up your Monday with an evening of laughs, as this comedy night welcomes some of the finest stand-ups in London; including Tom Crowley, Maisie Green and more, with award-winning comedian, actor and writer Ian Smith headlining.
The ultimate way to beat the summer holiday blues, this Disco Brunch is set to get you up on tables with their hot mix of bottomless cocktails, amazing dance tunes and two courses of brunching deliciousness.
Discover the power of taste at this sensory experience. You'll be shown into the room and familiarise yourself with your surroundings (with a glass of prosecco in hand) before the lights are turned off. Then you will be given four different drinks with your host discussing them with you in a fun and witty way.
Getting you off to the right kind of start this autumn, head to Shoreditch where the London Shuffle Club has set up shop with floor-based shuffling, cocktails and beer and tasty pizzas.
Prepare for the best cinema action with Metro, who are playing host to the best musicals in their intimate garden setting, all while treating you to a delicious drink, hotdog and popcorn.
You don't just get to enjoy a five-course feast at this supper club. You'll have to solve a 1930s murder mystery along the way, where you'll encounter clues, plot twists, suspicious characters and, of course, murder!
This September prepare for one of the hottest brunch events around. The 90s Brunch combines everything you love about the 90s – including fresh entertainment, lip sync battles and an amazing soundtrack – with amazing food and an hour of bottomless cocktails.
Nothing sparkles like the bygone days of the Golden Age. London's most infamous event collective known for throwing some of the most glamorous soirees this city has even seen return to show you how to have fun in September in London. Don your flapper dress, trilby hat and bootlegger attitude, we're taking you back to the 1920s.
Saturdays are going off this September in London as the Reggae Brunch arrives with bottomless cocktails, all-day dancing and some tasty food to get you through those post-summer blues.
This September yoga pro Sarah Hunt has teamed up with DJ Darlo to bring one of London's quirkiest yoga classes, disco yoga. Stretch out your sun salutations and downwards dogs to the sounds of The Jackson Five and Donna Summer, and then refuel with a super foods smoothie after.
Victorian London has come to life, and along with gin parlours, the crooks and villains are once more breathing to retell their stories. Head to London Dungeons for this immersive night that will make you see London in an entirely new way.
Like getting loads of funny for your money? Probably time you discovered the Top Secret Comedy Club, which reels out the top notch comics for evenings rich with thigh-slapping gags. Come along and have a laugh, there's an open bar serving cheap booze, a buoyant atmosphere and the chance to mix with loads of really funny people.
All aboard the Tattershall Castle for some of the best nights out in London! Offering a wonderful range of drinks and food, as well as hosting nights ranging from comedy clubs to full on dance club nights all on a boat, it's one of the best alternative nights out there.
This September, enjoy the wonders of the London Cabaret Club, where you can enjoy shows centred around a British theme and performed by West End stars, all while feasting on delicious dinners.
It's time to party as Supa Dupa Fly put on a massive series of events across the city. The huge club night is taking over London's hot spots with amazing DJs, a cool crowd and some of the most fun you can have on a night out.
One of the best events coming up in London in September, Jimmy's BBQ Club returns to Southbank for the summer months to bring you meat grilling, marshmallow toasting and interactive tasting menus.