Forbidden Nights brings London's hotest male variety show to the majestic surroundings of The Clapham Grand. Perfect for hen parties or a lively girls night out, this is an event guaranteed to get you a little hot under the collar, as a stellar line-up of performers (including a Channing Tatum lookalike and an X-Factor finalist) put on a sexy yet fun show without the need for nudity.
What's On in South London
Veer a little South of the river in London and you'll find smashing suburbias, bustling parks, a population of well over a million and some of the best events in the business. But what to do, and where to ruddy do it? From titillating burlesque nights and proud, pubbing experiences, to party shenanigans and clubbing events, it's easy to found out what's on in South London, because we're here to help you. Check out our recommendations for the best events in South London.
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If you're looking for fun things to do in South London, check out The Comedians' Council. Taking place in Balham this February, the evening will feature six famous stand-up comedians all coming together as the ultimate council for a special live comedy event.
Want to try a new skill? In South London, you can head to Crofton Park for Jive Party's events. You'll get to learn to dance whether you're just starting out or have been perfecting your technique for years.
Over at Boxpark Croydon, Party N Paint is combining art and booze for a quirky evening out. You'll be given all the materials you'll need plus artistic direction, as well as prosecco and vodka and a soundtrack of 90s bangers.
Head over to Kingston or Richmond for Game of Stones' fun and affordable events. These activities will get you out the house and shaking things up, including to follow clues, deciphering riddles and take silly snaps in random places in order to win secret prizes.
Taking place at The Avenue Cookery School on South West London this October, this fun and informative experience will have you whipping up tasty Thai food. Budding chefs will get to have a crack at creating two authentic dishes, with bottomless drinks thrown in for good measure.
If you're craving an exciting day out in South London, then head to Battersea for Interactive Pro Gaming's VR experiences. Complete with an arcade and a refreshing pint, it's time to take on monsters from another world.
Laugh Train Home are lightening up your week with their range of comedy events. From online shows to real-life performances in Battersea, these witty pros are giving out the giggles from just £7 a ticket.
There are some holes that can only be filled with an epic roast, and that's exactly what The Honor Oak in Forest Hill are doing come Sundays. The traditional and cosy pub will be serving their legendary carvery along with a hopping atmosphere of live music and a jam session in the evening.
Head to Peckham Levels and into Near & Far, the import/export bar that's all about cocktails and bar snacks fusing locally sourced ingredients with imports from around the world. Outside of their offering, you can enjoy kitsch, retro interiors and panoramic views of London.
Looking for fun things to do in South London? Don't miss out on the chance to catch legendary hip-hop producer DJ Yoda as he takes over The Prince Of Wales for one night only. Expect to hear a soundtrack of funk and soul bangers until late at this music event.
Located just south of the river, Midnight Apothecary is the gorgeous outdoor terrace at the Brunel Museum. Hosting events throughout the summer, the bar comes out top for tasty botanical sips and toasty fire pits, ideal for a quirky date night.
Backyard Cinema is one of the coolest experiences in South London for a number of reasons. Not only is it providing an immersive escape through its movie events, but it's serving up stunning cocktails, refreshing pints and some of the area's best street food.
Get ready to tear up the stage as Live Band Karaoke returns to Peckham this season. Head over to Audio or The Ivy House for the chance to show off your rock star prowess with help from a full backing band.
One of the best things to do in South London, this hilarious comedy night is taking over the Vauxhall Food & Beer Garden for a night of hilarious comedians and bottomless booze in a gorgeous outdoor setting.
Biscuiteers is one of the best places for a day out on Northcote Road, offering a range of unique experiences that will help you to get a little creative in a welcoming setting. Join them in their gorgeous icing café for the chance to decorate themed biscuits, make icing flowers and create quirky gifts.
On the hunt for a supper club in South London? Linda's Journey is serving up a plant-based four-course extravaganzas at Great Guns Social. You'll get to chow down on bites such as aubergine vindaloo with puffed rice, as well as coconut webs with mango sorbet.
Home to some of the best live music events in South London, the Toulouse Lautrec Jazz Club offers an incredible programme of talented performers and quirky activities. Whether you're in the mood for poetry, jazz bands or life-drawing, this Elephant and Castle bar has it all.
The Doctor's Orders are heading to some of South London's biggest venues to bring you some incredible club nights. From hip-hop vs RnB battles to boat parties and boozy brunches, this is an absolute must for music fans.
Looking for things to do in South London? This autumn, London Cocktail Week is helping you to uncover the best secret bars, neighbourhood gems and quirky venues around you, with exclusive £7 signature serves on offer from the 1st - 31st October.
Clapham is holding a Tiki secret: this amazing slice of South Pacific is waiting for you. Expect a big party and carefree spirit, and when it comes to the cocktails, you'll be treated to a wonderful range of mixed drinks made from premium spirits.