Fun Things To Do In Battersea

More than just a leafy enclave for yummy mummies and their screaming sprogs, Battersea has made a name for itself as one of the most socially active areas of the capital. A haven for big kids as well as little ones, the area boasts everything from Lego-building singles mixers and bizarre bingo brunches to party restaurants and quirky neighbourhood bars. Don't believe us? Read our round up of the funnest things to do in Battersea.

Last updated on 27th August 2019




@ The Grand on Thursday 19th September 2019 and 2 other Thursdays

Think you know a thing or two about music? Sounds Familiar is here to test that. One of the best quiz nights in South London, you'll be put through your music history paces with round-after-round of trivia, challenges and non-stop bangers. Oh, and table dancing. There is always table dancing.

The Schoolhouse

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It's rare that any bar wants you to act like children, but at The Schoolhouse it's being actively encouraged. Reliving the days of blazers, kids TV and no running in the corridors, this educationally inclined bar and restaurant is teaching you a thing or two about cocktails, brunch and craft beers.

@ The Jam Tree Clapham on Thursday 26th September 2019 and 6 other Thursdays

A funner way to play the speed dating game, this unique singles mixer at The Jam Tree gives you the chance to mingle with up to 20 people across a series of 4-minute dates. Games are the order of the day though as the DateinaDash team lay down the childish antics with painting, Lego building, twister and board games to get the ball rolling.

@ The Candlemaker on Every Saturday

Saturday at the Candlemaker always gets a little bonkers as resident bingo-caller and hot beverage aficionado Tina Turner Tea Lady pitches up to bring you one of the best brunch events in Battersea. Tuck into eggs Florentina and Sicilian bruschetta while Tina gets the crowd going with musical comedy and games and the chance to win big.

  THROWIN' IT DOWN

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@ Enterprise Kitchen on Saturday 28th September and Saturday 9th November 2019

A quirky social cook-off competition, Throwin' It Down is all about food creativity and making connections. Head to Enterprise Kitchen and seek out your teammates before getting down to the nitty gritty as you have two hours to show off those cheffing skills. Teams will be awarded prizes for best teamwork, best presentation and tastiest dish.

  Pizza Making Masterclass

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@ Radio Alice Clapham on Thursday 19th September 2019 and 2 other Thursdays

Head to the gorgeous Radio Alice Clapham where their fun pizza-making classes gives you the inside scoop on what makes their sourdough slices quite so good. With a drink thrown into the mix, alongside a little limoncello too, you'll learn how to whip up a delicious pizza from throwing the dough to laying on the toppings. And when that's all done? You'll be chowing down on your own creations.

@ The Breakfast Club Battersea Rise on Thursday 17th October and Thursday 19th December 2019

Head over to the Breakfast Club for a bonkers bingo session that will have you rolling on the floor. With three games from just £7 it's hardly going to break the bank either, and could see you walking away with some fabulous prizes, including bar tabs, brunches and free shots.

@ Humble Grape Battersea on Wed, 20th Nov 2019 @ 19:00 - 22:00

Head over to Humble Grape Battersea this autumn where they'll be celebrating some stunning Slovenian wines. Join two winemakers and friends, Peter and Matic as they talk you through their produce, alongside a fun tasting and a variety of delicious tapas-style dishes. 

Lost Society

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Home to some of Battersea's most eye-popping interiors, this ark of art-deco design and neon signage is also the place to be for disco brunches and bottomless Sunday roasts. On top their food events, Lost Society is no stranger to a little party as their unique craft cocktail menu and off-the-wall DJs are more than enough to keep you dancing until 2am.

Bunga Bunga Battersea

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A pizzeria with a taste for the party lifestyle, Bunga Bunga Battersea is serving up slices and sips with a side order of sass. Much more than just a restaurant, you'll find raucous bingo nights, cocktail-making classes and karaoke evenings throughout the week, alongside their fun club experience that kicks off every Friday and Saturday night until 2am.

The Four Thieves

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Battersea's big kids playground, The Four Thieves offers so much more than a few pool tables and an old dart board. From retro arcade games and virtual reality booths, to comedy nights, quizzes and their epic Moonshine Raceway that lets you jump in the life-size driver's seat to race tiny cars.

@ Forbidden Nights @ Infernos on Every Saturday

It's more than just the fire performers bringing the heat at this raunchy male variety show. Held at the suitably named Infernos, Forbidden Nights is all about acrobatics, aerialists and abs for days as this team of exceptionally talented men offer up the ultimate trip to fantasyland with their jaw-dropping acts and slick dance routines.