The Thieves
- Location: 51 Lavender Gardens, Clapham, SW11 1JW
- Price: ££
- Best for: cocktails, games, and immersive nights near Clapham Junction
- Why we recommend: less than five minutes from Clapham Junction, The Thieves brings you a night out like no other - part pub, part bar, part adult playground
Inside this multi-floor Battersea beauty, you'll find everything you need for a proper night out: craft beers, creative cocktails, and the kind of energy that keeps you out past your bedtime.
Start with Balans' bold and brilliant food before hitting The Thieves Gambit - a huge gaming arcade packed with pool tables, darts, and retro consoles. Downstairs, themed parties and cabaret shows run late into the night, from Ultimate ABBA Parties to Disney brunches.