London's Most Kitsch Bars

If you're feeling an itch for kitsch on your night out, then we have some good news for you. Instead of testing your luck out at an utterly ridiculous themed bar, try going for one that seamlessly mixes quirky charm into a stellar set of cocktails. Here's our definitive guide to the best kitsch bars in London for your cluttered, colourful and fun fix.

Last updated on 22nd November 2018




Boy bands, glow sticks, and all of your other cheesy 90's pleasures come together at Little Nan's 90's Rio Bar. Whether you're looking to relive the glory days, or make up for lost time, Little Nan's is that kitsch bar in London to drink, dance, and celebrate a great decade gone past in shameless debauchery.

Opium

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The chicest of kitsch themed London bars, Opium intertwines the Old World Orient with contemporary city culture through its eclectic décor and cocktail list. Tucked away Chinatown, Opium brings a certain air of sophistication and intrigue to any night out.

Ruby's Bar and Lounge

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Cue images of Old Hollywood once you step inside of one of the best kitsch cocktail bars in London, Ruby's. The former Chinese takeaway space has been transformed into the type of place where you want to slip into a silk robe and relax into a night of true 1940s avant-garde. Be lulled by the warm, lamp-lit atmosphere and excellent selection of uniquely served libations.

A trendy take on the mixed-furniture tastes of your grandmother, The Fine Line Bow Churchyard is one of the ultimate kitsch places to drink in London. Settle in for some tasty little treats at this brightly-coloured, comfortably casual bar, and wash down with one of the many superb wines or beers it has to offer.

The Folly

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Bursting with botany and partial to the stray, floral print, if you're looking for a kitsch bar in London that does cutesy interiors proud, look no further than The Folly. From its themed spaces down to its creative cocktails, this is a drinking wonderland all its own. 

Little Nan's Deptford Bar

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Returning to its home in Deptford, Little Nan's is a quirky bar that celebrates all the things our beloved grandma's love. Styled as a vintage living room with chesterfield sofas, cocktails served in teapots and suede-covered everything, the venue specialises in serving unforgettable nights out in London. With a sister venue, Little Nan's Broadway Theatre Saloon, based down the road in Catford, you won't be disappointed by a night out here.