Skip the predictability of dry land and hop aboard some of London's best water options as we bring you the boat events and experiences you won't want to miss in the city. From beer cruises with incredible landscape views to late night parties and comedy clubs overlooking the Thames, it's all aboard.
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Last updated on 20th October 2025
These guys have over 50 years of experience under their belt, meaning they know how to throw an epic celebration. Party all night long with friends, family, colleagues and whoever you please on a four-hour cruise with massive anthems and flowing drinks aboard London's original boat.
Looking for some of the best boat parties in London? These epic events should be your first port of call. With a fleet of slick yachts at the ready, London Party Boats are bringing you cruises and bottomless brunches throughout the spring and summer.
@ The Silent Disco Boat on Various dates from Friday 27th March 2026
Silent Sounds is here to make your night unforgettable. Climb aboard The Dutch Master, a two-deck party boat, for a silent disco experience like no other, cruising past London's dazzling landmarks, including Tower Bridge and Big Ben. Tickets start from just £27 per person for this ultimate party on the Thames.
Three music channels keep the tunes flowing, offering everything from retro disco to house bangers. Need to recharge? Stop by one of the boat's bars for a drink, then enjoy the incredible riverside views. And when you're ready to keep the fun going, Ballie Ballerson's ball pit cocktail bar awaits, with free guest list entry for select ticket holders.
Fancy partying on a boat? We thought as much. So, be sure to check out Garage Brunch's awesome event on The Dutch Master, where guests will not only be able to dance to top-notch tunes spun by a live DJ, but also get to enjoy stunning views and bevvies.
@ Skuna Boats on Every Wednesday
To float along the water in a hot tub while drinking prosecco? It can only be this tour of the Docklands. The experienced guides from Sakuna Boats are on hand here, so sip away and soothe your soul while taking in the sights.
West End on the Thames offers something extra special for your office summer boat party in London. Hosting a party between 2 and 500 people in size? Cruise through the centre of London taking in all of the major sites while a memorable party kicks off onboard, with spacious outdoor rooftop decks and live DJs.
When you're in need of private boat events? Check out The Copper Quay, who will take you from King's Cross through to Angel or Camden along the canal. Not only can you tailor the music, pre-order the bar, or bring your own booze if you'd prefer, but you'll have a seasoned captain at the helm - just to make sure there's minimal drink spillage.
@ The Tattershall Castle on Various dates from Saturday 6th December 2025
The Boat Show Comedy Club has been going strong for over 20 years, bringing you the finest acts on the circuit - from TV stars to up and coming comedians. Make your way over to Tattershall Castle on the Thames for this fun evening.
One of the UK's very best day events, Hip Hop Brunch, is heading on deck for a load of killer boat parties. Taking place on The Dutch Master, this will see you skanking to garage, reggae and dancehall while enjoying gorgeous views of the Thames.
Casting off from Blackfriars and Tower Millennium Pier is Lets Get Anchored, promising themed boat parties spanning everything from ABBA to 'emo', Disney, country, Queen, Justin Bieber, Coldplay, N-Dubz, and drum and bass. Tickets start from £30 per person.
Fancy dress is encouraged, there's a fully stocked bar throughout, and you'll get to glide down the Thames while you're dancing away.
City Cruises serves up a selection of sensational ways to see the sights of the capital. Take to the Thames for lunch, evening entertainment or afternoon tea and drift by London's landmarks as you dine.
Whether you're booking for an unforgettable date night, a team bonding session or big birthday, you can't beat the beauty of London's legendary river.
