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Description

The Ultimate cheese fest, Infernos pays homage to disco, pop and all that glitters, and in the heart of Clapham no less!

Weekend club nights provide the chance to relive those glory days of university, partying and being YOUNG! Attracting a crowd in their mid to late twenties, Infernos plays everything from Beyonce to the Baywatch theme tune, Queen and the latest One Direction - this is a seriously fun party.

If you wanna get down to a soundtrack of the ultimate pop tunes from throughout the ages, look no further than Infernos in Clapham. From pocket friendly drinks and a buzzing mixed crowd, Infernos is a wild night on the strictly neon tiles where fancy dress and booming cheesy hits come as standard. 

POPSTARS KARAOKE ROOM HIRE

Hire a private karaoke room for you and your friends, and sing to your hearts content! With views across the Infernos dance floor, you can perform like a popstar to all of your fans. The rooms are inexpensive to hire, and come with their own bar service! What are you waiting for?

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INFERNOS TERMS & CONDITIONS

By confirming any booking, you are agreeing to our Terms and Conditions:
¥ We are an over 21s club and run a strict no ID no entry policy. Accepted ID include passports and photo driving licenses (excludes paper copies of ID) and must be on all persons for identification purposes.
¥ Dress code – smart casual, fancy dress encouraged, no sports or work wear.
¥ Anyone seen drinking outside the venue will be refused entry.
¥ Management reserve the right of admission
¥ Your party must arrive together.

Finally we want you all to have a fantastic experience however as a responsible retailer we must comply with the laws concerning the supply of alcohol, if you become over intoxicated you will be denied entry or asked to leave if you are inside the venue so please take care of yourselves and everyone in your group

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Infernos Happy Hour 2-4-1 Cocktail Jugs, House Champagne £45, 6 Btls Heineken for £21 Friday 21:30 - 23:00
Saturday 21:30 - 23:00
ALL NIGHT Q JUMP? Visit MOMMI (www.wearemommi.com: 44-48 Clapham High St) after 10:30PM, buy a round of delicious drinks, validate your receipt for ALL NIGHT Q JUMP @ INFERNOS.. Friday 22:30 - 00:00
Saturday 22:30 - 00:00

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Friday: £7 // £10 after 11pm. Saturday £10 after 9.30pm
10pm
Happily Affordable ££
Clapham
Over 21
Disabled Toilets
No sportswear
Infernos Happy Hour, ALL NIGHT Q JUMP?

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
- - Private Hire Only
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21:30 03:30
21:30 03:30
- - Private Hire Only

Special Opening Hours

Day Open Close Notes
21:30 03:30

Location

Infernos
146 Clapham High Street,Clapham, London, SW4 7UH

Area:
South London

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Drink Prices Price
Bottle of Lager (330ml) £4.80
Bottle of Cider (568ml) £5.50
Cocktail £7.95
Spirit and Mixer (50ml double shot and mixer) £7.95
Glass of Wine (175ml measure Large ) £5.50
Bottle of House Wine £19.90
Bottle of Champagne £59.00
Jaeger Bomb £7.90

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
Karaoke Room Private Room 16 £50 per hour
* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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Thanks for a fantastic night and sorry I was annoyed that I had forgotten my ID, having to get my girlfriend to email a photo of it over! What a numpty! Door Supervisor was great and thank you for letting me enjoy the rest of my night. Great venue and great staff Mark visited Infernos on 20 May 2017
22 May 2017 by
5

Lovely place shame I was possibly the drunkest man in London and the bouncer stole my mini fillet visited Infernos on 20 May 2017
22 May 2017 by
5

I tried to pre book drinks, but no-one got back to me despite phoning and e-mailing repeatedly. Can you explain why this was? Thanks Matt visited Infernos on 12 May 2017
14 May 2017 by
3

I booked the celebration package for 17 people for my sister's hen do. The staff were fantastic and took us straight to our reserved area- which was bigger than I expected! The cocktails, shots, sweets and cupcakes arrived promptly and the cupcakes went down a treat! The area was decorated nicely and we had it for the whole evening. My sister had the best evening and I can't thank everyone at InFernos enough! Siobhan visited Infernos on 29 Apr 2017
09 May 2017 by
5

Unfortunately our night was ruined by one of the glass collectors who worked here coming and stealing stuff from our table at our booth. visited Infernos on 08 Apr 2017
11 Apr 2017 by
2

Had an awesome night at Infernos. Great place. Really should go there more often! visited Infernos on 01 Apr 2017
03 Apr 2017 by
5

Having ensured I book a table for 30 people you can imagine my surprise when the doorman began refusing entry and being rather rude stating that we had only said 20 people were coming. He was very aggressive even when I showed the confirmation email, clearly stating I had booked for 30. On entering the club the staff were abrupt and agressive. Despite this we had a good night and the music was top class. visited Infernos on 24 Mar 2017
26 Mar 2017 by
3

Hilarious. Ground floor was best in our opinion visited Infernos on 18 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 by
5

We had a great time. Lisa at the door was a star! visited Infernos on 18 Mar 2017
20 Mar 2017 by
5

Only Average London night club. visited Infernos on 10 Mar 2017
12 Mar 2017 by
3

queues for the cloakroom and drinks were so long! the club and music were great but some of the staff were rude to us and the waiting made the night quite frustrating. visited Infernos on 04 Mar 2017
06 Mar 2017 by
2

Absolutely terrible. It was my partners birthday so booked a table with 2 comp jugs of cocktail. I didnt want to pre order anything else as i didnt know what my guests will be having ,especially that it was written that we have table service included until 11pm. We sat down (was round 10:15 pm not busy at all) we were waiting and waiting , nobody came to take our order or at least bring 2 jugs of comp cocktail. So i went to the bar and explained the situation to the barman and he said to speak with the staff by the door. I went all the way back to the entrance to ask for help and the staff brought me back to the bar (I was speechless) and asked to speak with the manager. Then my partner - birthday boy joined me to sort the situation out so we start talking again with the bar staff and another guy was saying again that i have to speak with the staff from the front/hostess etc. I explained him again what happened and the bar person just literally standing with his hand up and saying - sorry i cant help. I asked to speak with a manager and he said that he is a manager. I told him that he is the manager so please go and sort out this miss - cause you are a manger so please start managing.He stepped back said he doesnt want to help and then left the bar. We turned to another person and asked for someone to help us and then he said that he is not the manager but help will come shortly.5 mins later lady came up and sorted everything out but why so much hustle? I was send back from one place to another, no promised table service, bad management (people claiming that they are managers but they cant help out and are just standing and saying - sorry you have to go there). People chose your place to spend a birthday, pays 10 quid each for entrance, 50 for a table reservation and getting absolute zero. We left about 11:45 as it was just - rubbish. So disappointing. Ieva visited Infernos on 11 Feb 2017
13 Feb 2017 by
1

Went to the forbidden nights before hand so it set up the night to be a good one. It didnt let us down. Think we will be back next week for a night out in infernos. visited Infernos on 11 Feb 2017
13 Feb 2017 by
5

The best music and dancing in London. So much fun! visited Infernos on 11 Feb 2017
13 Feb 2017 by
5

Amazing night out - music fab visited Infernos on 10 Feb 2017
12 Feb 2017 by
5

Very good security system with the ID machine! Bouncers are excelent at doing their jobs visited Infernos on 04 Feb 2017
07 Feb 2017 by
3

We had a great night, made better by booking a table. The downstairs is better as upstairs is outdated visited Infernos on 04 Feb 2017
07 Feb 2017 by
4

It was very busy and people were pushy on the dance floor. Other than that, I had a great night. visited Infernos on 04 Feb 2017
06 Feb 2017 by
4

The only ting is they don't allow my friend to get because they r under 21 visited Infernos on 03 Feb 2017
05 Feb 2017 by
1

Good music- reasonable price- nice crowd of people! visited Infernos on 28 Jan 2017
30 Jan 2017 by
4

Very tight rules, no able to leave the place even to pick my friends at the station, ridiculous. Overwhelming presence of security all over, bad music, horrible smoking area, looking like a prison. Super expensive drinks.. visited Infernos on 21 Jan 2017
23 Jan 2017 by
1

It's great place to dance like no one is watching visited Infernos on 21 Jan 2017
23 Jan 2017 by
4

Overpriced entry, cheap rubbish drinks for high prices and rude staff! Would not be coming back here again honestly the place could do with a complete overhaul! visited Infernos on 21 Jan 2017
23 Jan 2017 by
1

Infernos is a venue I have had very happy memories in, not only running a business with them for a decade, but also finding my husband there! After contacting them about possibly paying a visit for my 41 bday I had an email back to say you have guest pass entry and to speak to the manager Seb (alas not the one I used to work with). Despite all this we were first not going to be allowed in because we didn't have ID!! Despite showing the confirmation email from themselves specifying a 41 bday. Dear god. When we finally got past the jumped up bouncer we were then expected to pay. What was the point of the email? Very disappointed and unclear communication. Ended up in revolution with free entry, 20 free shots, a free pitcher and a free bottle of bubbly. What a shame infernos doesn't have the same customer service from a few years back. askcy visited Infernos on 20 Jan 2017
22 Jan 2017 by
1

The DJ on the night was not great, and played a random selection of music. Infernos is usually a good place for cheesy music which was not the case. visited Infernos on 20 Jan 2017
22 Jan 2017 by
2

Bouncers are on a power trip and unnecessarily rude, provoking bad attitudes in the queue before people have even got in . Not a nice way to treat paying customers. The floor also really needs cleaning- the place stinks. visited Infernos on 14 Jan 2017
16 Jan 2017 by
1

Good venue, great music Seriously time to get more bar staff though. Took waaaaay too long to get a drink! visited Infernos on 07 Jan 2017
10 Jan 2017 by
4

Commercial music, very expensive drinks! But the worse part were the cloakroom, I had to queue for at least half an hour to take my coat back. visited Infernos on 16 Dec 2016
18 Dec 2016 by
3

SUCH an epic night! Thank you!!! visited Infernos on 16 Dec 2016
18 Dec 2016 by
5

Really enjoyable night, staff were really helpful at extending our karaoke booking. Excellent fun! visited Infernos on 10 Dec 2016
12 Dec 2016 by
5

Great night out, really fun club! visited Infernos on 25 Nov 2016
28 Nov 2016 by
5

We had a lovely night, but we were disappointed in not playing any 80s tune since we were all dressed up in 80s theme. visited Infernos on 25 Nov 2016
27 Nov 2016 by
3

Had a lovely night enjoyed the music :) kimberly visited Infernos on 25 Nov 2016
27 Nov 2016 by
5

Music had its ups and downs. Location was simply amazing! Cocktails (Long Island Iced Tea at least) too light. Everything was clean and tidy. Staff, very kind. visited Infernos on 19 Nov 2016
22 Nov 2016 by
3

James was absolutely fantastic at helping me arrange my 22nd Birthday celebrations! We had guestlist which was seamless for all my guests and the table hostess was quick and efficient! Definitely will use the table service at Infernos in the future for celebrations! Everyone from the night commented about how good the night was also which was lovely to hear! Only thing I could suggest is maybe an offer of discounted entry/free entry for the guests of the birthday person as we all paid full price entry which for 30 people is quite a lot when money had already been spent on the table visited Infernos on 19 Nov 2016
21 Nov 2016 by
5

Excellent boogie and guestlist worked fantastically visited Infernos on 18 Nov 2016
21 Nov 2016 by
5

Really fun night , all 15 of my guests had a great time. Been told to go to infernos for a while and it lived up to expeditions. Lots of booze, good music, will definitely be back. Lead bouncer was very understanding with letting my younger brother who was 19 in. Slight miscommunication with another bouncer quickly resolved. Thank you very much !! visited Infernos on 18 Nov 2016
20 Nov 2016 by
5

Great club, good drinks I love the atmosphere and the environment. I am hopefully going to host a birthday party there for my boyfriends 19th both fast party. Awa visited Infernos on 10 Dec 2016
12 Nov 2016 by
5

We didn't get Guestlist price even though we arrived at the right time that we booked guestlist (10.30pm) and we didn't get the £5 entry fee that I received an email saying I would get. We paid £10 each. visited Infernos on 05 Nov 2016
07 Nov 2016 by
2

Best birthday ever, so grateful to all the staff! X visited Infernos on 29 Oct 2016
01 Nov 2016 by
5

I came to Infernos for my 33rd birthday, itwas my first time. I would say I enjoyed the night apart from the entry where two female ticket checkers at the front of the queue were quite rude and defensive from the outset and clearly didn't know how to talk to people in a respectful way. Also one of the door staff was immediately hostile when I was waiting for the last three of my birthday party group to get through the guest list and when I was told I couldn't wait I had to decide to go in or step out of the queue. I stepped out but there was a lack of communication skills from the staff which could be toned down a bit to make everyone's might enjoyable. Thank you visited Infernos on 29 Oct 2016
31 Oct 2016 by
2

Always a great Halloween party!!! Juliana visited Infernos on 29 Oct 2016
31 Oct 2016 by
5

Good and fun night as always!!! visited Infernos on 29 Oct 2016
31 Oct 2016 by
5

Really good night for music and fun but it was far too busy! Ended up leaving before 2am because we just couldn't move! visited Infernos on 29 Oct 2016
31 Oct 2016 by
4

Was a good night at infernos. There was a fight (not my party) that resulted in blood on my table and drinks all knocked over. Managment were very quick to clean the table and ended up with all new drinks! rheab visited Infernos on 22 Oct 2016
25 Oct 2016 by
5

Everyone had a great time visited Infernos on 15 Oct 2016
18 Oct 2016 by
5

very good will deffo be returning visited Infernos on 15 Oct 2016
17 Oct 2016 by
4

Wicked night looking forward to Halloween night must get myself on the guest list xx visited Infernos on 15 Oct 2016
17 Oct 2016 by
5

It's a good club however in one of the bars the service to buy drinks was really slow u,u Catalina visited Infernos on 24 Sep 2016
26 Sep 2016 by
4

The first time I got there it was 10pm and I thought a queue would have started but we were the first ones there! I like that they have a few different floors. I enjoyed the music and liked the seating. I had a great night there but would have gotten there later if I would have known it doesn't get packed till quite late! lufindy visited Infernos on 30 Jul 2016
08 Sep 2016 by
3

Not the prettiest or sleekest of clubs, but friendly service, good layout and great tunes often make for a quality night. Beware the toilets however, there are nowhere near enough.
02 Aug 2016 by
4

We booked the Kareoke room for two hours- but could have happily done 4! Great night, lots of fun and our hostess was amazing. Perfect for a local hen night that everyone can get to and from easily. My 64 year old mum being ID'd was a particular highlight- she's told EVERYONE she knows :)
19 Jul 2016 by
5

Great fun cheesy club. Take it with a pinch of salt and you'll be fine. £10 isn't bad entry fee for 3 floors of different music. Very young drunken crowd, but we loved it. Get on the guest list on their website for free Q jump ;)
13 Jul 2016 by
4

The Karaoke room was great fun but the smell in this place is definitely something to improve. Overall was a great night out for a hen party but not 100% my cup of tea... Great place to go if you are in your twenties Beatriz visited Infernos on 02 Jul 2016
04 Jul 2016 by
3

Great night out!!! Must do if in clapham Good music nice vibes, amazing drinks and friendly staff. 100% will be going back! Just a shame its not open a little later
26 Jun 2016 by
5

We booked the Celebration Package and karaoke room for my mates 30th and it was a brilliant night! We got room service from our host in the karaoke room (and even managed to get her singing with us!) and then were taken to our VIP decorated table covered with birthday banners, party poppers and pictures we had asked Infernos to print out for us. Great DJ & friendly bar staff - 100% going back!!
04 Jun 2016 by
5

Where to start :P If you are sober/tipsy: don't go here. If you are wasted off your face: this will be the best place ever. Expensive (£10 entry) but a lot of fun. Cheesy music, but great when pissed.
22 May 2016 by
4

We had a fantastic night at Infernos for my friend's hen party. We booked a private table and they gave us a really nice booth which was decorated with balloons etc. The DJ was excellent and we danced all night! visited Infernos on 23 Apr 2016
27 Apr 2016 by
5

Booked for the guest list, spent a few minutes at the door with staff while they were looking for our booking by the time we made it to the payment window at 10:03 and we questioned the £10 entry fee, a member of staff didn't acknowledge us but said to the woman taking payments "it's £10 for them, it's 10:03!", so we left and had a fantastic night in a bar down the road for my 30th. murray_86 visited Infernos on 20 Feb 2016
22 Feb 2016 by
1

I booked 10 people for my sister birthday on the celebration package, it was amazing we had our own roped off area and the table was decorated we were really looked after and made to feel very special. Lisa who organised the event for me was very helpful and really went out of her way to get everything I wanted. Couldn't recommend it any higher. my sister had an amazing night, thank you Lisa and team x alucyash visited Infernos on 13 Feb 2016
15 Feb 2016 by
5

Great place for a fun night out with friends. Highly recommend getting there earlier rather than later as avoid ridiculous queue and easier to get drinks etc. Overall good range of music and karaoke booth is worth visiting ! oliviaaspinall92 visited Infernos on 30 Jan 2016
01 Feb 2016 by
4

Inferno new year eve 2015 jam was so gOooooOd! For me anyway... Staff are friendly and party vibed! Fell inlove with lady at top floor drinks bar... ;( Would've loved to dance with her to "The Weekend Earned It" Would've loved to hear Bob Marley three little birds, hope club plays more dance Hall soon...? Reggae? Soul? Conscious? Revival? Love peace harmony, positive vibes to you and family.
04 Jan 2016 by
5

Ended up on crutches due to falling down the slope to the ladies (wasn't drunk on had 2 drinks,so deep that it should be a step!). We nearly went down others before when being pushed and shoved about constantly by rude people. Constantly elbowed by people dancing. Far to crowded. First and last time visit. natz79 visited Infernos on 31 Oct 2015

Reply from Infernos

Hi, sorry to hear that you had had a disappointing night on your first visit to us. Halloween is the busiest night of the year for us. Please let us try and make it up to you and show you what we can really do . Please email manager@infernos.co.uk.
03 Nov 2015 by
1

Went on Saturday and arrived at 10:30pm and went into the guess list queue. They told us only the girls would be let in.disappointed! Very disappointed! Also when I was waiting asking why the boys weren't allowed in I heard a bouncer being extremely rude and threatening to a girl!

Reply from Infernos

Hi, Sorry to hear about the issues that you experienced when visiting on Saturday night. It was a very busy night for guest list bookings and we even kept it open until 23:30 so not sure how/who told you that we were only allowing females in (as you are aware, this is sexual discrimination). I, personally, was assisting with the guest list queue until around 23:15 and everyone was getting in. Please drop me a email to manager@infernos.co.uk and let me try to make it up to you.
02 Nov 2015 by
1

Went for Halloween Friday. It was great last year on the Saturday. The bouncers were total w*ankers, confiscating parts of people's costumes (eg a girl had her plastic pirate sword taken off her because it was a 'weapon') and just generally being unfriendly for no reason. There was no Mechanical spider as advertised (this was a lot of fun last year). I've always been an infernos fan, many arent' but this experience has put me off going ever again. It's always been a friendly place where you can just have fun-and that's no longer the case. leastonjones visited Infernos on 30 Oct 2015

Reply from Infernos

Hi, Sorry that we didn't meet your expectations on a visit to our Halloween party. The Spider rodeo was only booked in the Halloween night (31st) so I would like to formally apologize if the posters were slightly misleading. In response to customers costumes, we did allow many items into the venue but we do have to confiscate any item that is made of hard plastic and that has the potential to cause harm. Please drop me an email to manager@infernos.co.uk and hopefully we can make it back up to you.
01 Nov 2015 by
1

We hired a seating area and Lisa was so well organised. She put up our banner and balloons before we arrived and drinks were brought to our table as soon we got there. Thanks for making the night memorable!
10 Aug 2015 by
5

Infernos itself was okay, however the guest list organisation was terrible. I booked in advance yet there was absolutely no sign of our guest list on the door, everyone paid full price to get in, and many left before going in. Would not go again.
27 Jul 2015 by
1

I had organised a Karaoke night for a surprise hen party for a Saturday night. We all had an absolutely great time! Prior to booking and paying for the Karaoke, staff member Lisa Lovechild was very helpful and gave all the necessary information clearly and concisely. The staff inside the venue were also really helpful in leading us to the private room and all treated the party with respect. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for one security staff member that was outside the venue standing at the guest list queue. We had a group of people which was spread evenly between people in the early 20s, late 20s to early 30s and early to mid 50s. One member of the group had forgotten his ID. Despite everyone else having ID and the member asking kindly and with respect whether he could be let in without ID the security staff member was very blunt and rude saying "no ID, no entry" I can certainly understand where the venue is coming from as they have a certain policy to follow, but I feel that people should be communicated to with respect. Thankfully the manager outside the venue (didn't catch his name) saw that we were not troublemakers and said that this was not a problem. I think more can be done with the attitude of this one security member though as he was the only let down for what was a fantastic night out. (1 star therefore taken off) The venue could do with a bit of updating in general and the Karaoke system was outdated but it's understandable that there is a tight budget. Overall a great night and I'd definitely recommend it to people who want to have a fun night with family and friends.
27 Jul 2015 by
4

So I came here for my birthday last Saturday and I had the most amazing time! I'd booked the large karaoke room for 2 hours from 10-12pm and things couldn't have worked out better - from how we were greeted at the door, to how our drinks orders were delivered perfectly on time. I was dealing with Lisa to book everything and she was brilliant, then I think it was Izzy(?) on the night that was running the karaoke room and she was always on hand to help. It made my birthday amazing, we'll definitely definitely be coming back again! Thanks to everyone. My only criticism would be the drinks prices after happy hour - £45 for 9 Jagerbombs is a little crazy, but the 241 cocktail pitchers before 11pm made up for it. :)
26 May 2015 by
5

Came to Infernos for my birthday a week ago. The night started off fine, until we got to the bar and my friend couldn't find her purse. Realising she may have left it in the previous bar, she went to ask the doorman if she could go back and look for it. He told her very abruptly, once you're out you're not coming back in. This was at 11pm so people were still being let in anueay, and she was part of our group booking. Her and her husband were then at a loss as to what to do. She asked to speak to a manager. She spoke to someone called Seb. He was extremely unsympathetic whilst she was quite clearly panicking due to her bank cards, driving license etc being in her purse. He said she had ten minutes, but after that she wasn't coming back in. Thankfully, her purse had been handed in to the cloakroom staff which her husband checked before they left, due to being threatened by these extremely rude and unhelpful staff. We then continued our night. Everything was fine until some girls started giving us some grief. It started because they were groping one of my male friends on the dancefloor. He turned around and asked them to stop. He then continued dancing. They didn't like being told no so started shouting and swearing. My friend told them to calm down otherwise we would all be removed from the venue. They continued to go mad. People stepped in to try and diffuse the situation. One of the girls then swung to punch me. The bouncers then came over and took two of MY friends away to tell them off. I went over to explain that we are all in our late 20s, just trying to enjoy my birthday and not have any trouble. We explained what had happened and that they were being abusive, both physically and verbally, but the security staff didn't want to listen and also didn't say anything to the girls. Then a girl collapsed on the dancefloor near where we were standing, and we suggested that the security look into helping her rather than stop telling people off for doing nothing wrong. They just looked at her on the floor and did nothing. We then returned to our area. It was then we realised that the girls who had started the trouble were sat directly opposite us. They were then shouting over at us, swearing, making rude gestures etc. they were not spoken to by anybody at all. This was unacceptable. If the security staff had any clue how to do their job, they would have used their common sense and moved one of the parties away from the other. Another gripe was that nobody was being allowed outside to smoke. Also the toilets are tiny and for such a large venue should really have more. We left immediately after this incident because we no longer wanted to spend our money in such a terrible dive. Needless to say, not me not any of my party of 16 will ever be returning to Infernos. We have all shared with our friends what a terrible experience we had and hopefully by sharing it here as well, people will think twice before going to such a hideous place.

Reply from Infernos

Hi Sophie, Thanks for taking the time to feedback to us. I understand our management team have been in direct contact in order to address the points made above. I leave in their capable hands – and hope that you feel a little more positively about Infernos. Please feel free to contact me (sam@mintgroup.co.uk) if I can be of any further assistance.
16 Mar 2015 by
1

Excellent service VIP bookings was best thing to beat cues and packages was beautiful set up. Love the variety of music and the staff very polite and friendly . And security it's excellent at the club . Highly recommended x
16 Feb 2015 by
5

So I made my Infernos debut on Saturday and I'm still not sure what to make of it. Walked straight in to be hit by a Spice Girls medley, which set the tone for the rest of the tunes that followed. It was completely packed out and so offered quite a good atmosphere, but you'll definitely need to be pretty merry to enjoy it
04 Feb 2015 by
3

Arranged my husbands 30th birthday night out and decided to go to Infernos in Clapham. There was around 20 of us in fancy dress and I booked guest list to avoid the queues, well we had no problem getting in and didn't have to queue at all. The music and atmosphere was amazing, everyone had such a great time, we danced all night! I can safely say my husband was very pleased with my organising :-) x
02 Feb 2015 by
5

Yes it was great fun like the music and floor was bit wet but the staff was doing there best but need more improvment.. Deffo ce back again for more fun
27 Oct 2014 by
4

I had my birthday here and it was amazing! We were a little bit late but they bumped our time back so we still had 2 full hours. There were many different songs and the sound system was great! The only downside was that the air conditioning didn't work for the first little bit but they got it up and running after a while. And infernos has GREAT music generally so we stayed for a couple hours after! I would definitely recommend doing karaoke here!
02 Sep 2014 by
4

Had a great night- good cheesy music to dance to, lots of space, drinks fairly reasonably priced to comparable venues. £10 to get in seems pricey, but about what I'd expect to pay in any nightclub really. Only downside were there were lots of men physically grabbing us and making us feel uncomfortable and unfortunately in the end we had to leave as a result. But that's not really Infernos fault. Would go there again definitely.
25 Aug 2014 by
4

If you are looking for eclectic music and classy cocktails then this isn't the place for you, but if you are just going out with a bunch of mates, to drink and have a laugh then Infernos can't be beaten!
12 Jun 2014 by
3

Fun and guaranteed a good time here, Infernos is a must when drinking in Clapham!
24 Dec 2013 by
3

Great place to celebrate Birthday, very friendly staff and really easy way to book a table!!!! Recommend 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 Apr 2013 by
5

this place is cheese-tastic! loved the night out - we danced all night - there was always another great tune on! wana try out the karaoke next time definitely!
17 Apr 2013 by
4

relive your student days with cheesy lots. pure carnage
25 Jan 2012 by
4

Think the ratings here are a bit harsh! It is what it is! Want a uni esque night out in London then head here! fun cheesy music!
14 Nov 2011 by
3

A guilty pleasure. Everyone denies going there but if you're in a big group and fancy a bit of cheesy music, its not THAT bad. Bit of a meat market tho
12 Aug 2011 by
2

Not ideal if you want to leave Uni type clubs behind you. That's all it reminded me of.
14 Feb 2011 by
1

Dislike dislkie dislike - if you want to be reminded of those horrible clubs you had to go to as a fresher where the music is terrible, the floors are sticky and the drinks taste like they are made up of white label spirits and cheap orange squash then this is definately your bag....if not then stay well away. My advice for anyone who is dragged into a night here, get drunk enough to forget you were ever there....you will fit right in and won't have the disturbing memories!
25 Nov 2010 by
1

Does do exactly what it says on the tin! Not everyone's cup of tea - commercial music, pi$$ed collared grads, scantily clad young women and generally a messy night. Go in a group and drink (lots). Otherwise stay well clear!
23 Nov 2010 by
2

Been a lot over the years! perfect for when i first came to London! Students..young young professionals...cheap drinks..commercial music etc... does what it says on the tin basically!
23 Sep 2010 by
3

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