London's Best Bottomless Afternoon Teas

If you're a chocoholic, then make your way directly to The Chocolate Cocktail Club for their fabulous afternoon tea. Think plenty of sweet and savoury finger food, all washed down with their signature cocktail, The Chocotini, or some bubbles. You definitely won't regret this.

Did somebody say bottomless afternoon tea? Simmons did. Expect delicious nibbles suitable for gluten-free and vegans alike, unlimited prosecco, cocktails, and of course, non-stop tunes at this fabulous London spot.

Who said afternoon tea should stop at cake and scones? Map Maison is upping the ante with their tapas-style offering of sourdough baguettes, mini Iberico burgers and spicy vegetarian bites. Opt to wash this Spanish feast down with either a glass of Champagne or 90 minutes of free-flowing cocktails.

A bottomless afternoon tea with a dash of mystery? The Sherlock's Boozy Afternoon Tea is immersive experience, small finger food and bottomless drinks combined as you enjoy a vintage setting, games, and bottomless fizz for 90 minutes.

We know that afternoon tea is a whole lot better when it's bottomless. So make your way to Garage Tea Party at Lit in Clapham for some unlimited bevvies, sweet and savoury treats alongside some top tunes spun by live DJs. Need we say more?

A pretty afternoon tea with a more than delightful, boozy twist, DUO in Shoreditch are adding an injection of colour with 1 hour of bottomless cocktails, tea pots, small cakes and sweet treats galore, in a cool bar setting.

This isn't just any old afternoon tea, oh no. This is a Brushstrokes and Nudes afternoon tea. What's the difference? Well, for a start, there are butlers in the buff, a life drawing session with sexy nude models, and let's not forget the bottomless cocktails.

If RuPaul did afternoon tea? We like to think it would look a little like this. The Perception's What's The Tea? is inspired by a drag queen's make-up box and comes complete with edible cosmetics, glitter-dipped sweets and brightly-bejewelled cakes. Better yet, whilst you're chowing down on this oh-so-glam selection there'll be tonnes of entertainment courtesy of the dazzling Globe Girls.

Home to some of the best bottomless afternoon teas in London, Tonight Josephine hosts a daily do at their venues in Shoreditch and Waterloo. Turn up for the free-flowing pornstar martinis, but stick around for the tasty treats and themed goodie bag.

Located on the banks of the Thames, Lyaness is fancy with a capital F. Their tipsy tea menu can be enjoyed with either a selection of mocktails, a glass of Champagne or with four carefully curated pairing cocktails, all to the backdrop of stunning views across the capital city.

We're not trying to make fetch happen, but this afternoon is like so totally fetch. Grab your teeny tiny mini skirt and kitten heels and get ready to sip the tea... plastic style. Duo's Mean Girls-themed tea includes a feast of tinged-pink treats and cocktails.

One of London's quirkiest bars, Mr Fogg's Society of Exploration is known for its bonkers cocktail offering and kitsch interiors. Come the weekend, this place is a wonderland of alcoholic teapots, eccentric bartenders and delicate cucumber sandwiches. The Tipsy Socie-tea menu includes a huge choice of international tipples and a selection of Victorian-inspired delicacies.