Flooded with natural light, Scoff & Banter is set in an atmospheric space characterised by high ceilings and aesthetic details recalling a bygone era.
At Scoff & Banter, The Farmer’s Selection celebrates exceptional local produce with a collection of distinctive contemporary European dishes. Led by carefully sourced ingredients from our handpicked farms and suppliers, The Farmer’s Selection menu offers an exquisite taste of the season, expertly prepared by our culinary team.
Scoff & Banter also have restaurants in Bloomsbury, Canary Wharf, and Oxford Street.
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Floral Bloom Afternoon Tea
Get ready for a whimsical treat! Join us for our enchanting Floral Bloom Afternoon Tea at just £36. Or, elevate your experience with a glass of Fantinel Prosecco Extra Dry for £42, Clover Rose Cocktail for £46, or Moet & Chandon Brut Imperial for £48. Savour artisanal finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones with rose petals and strawberry preserve, and delightful pastries like milk chocolate mango domes and flower-inspired vanilla cupcakes. It's a delightful journey for your taste buds! Available from 26th April 2025. |
Saturday 12:30 – 15:30
Sunday 12:30 – 15:30 |
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Lunch with mocktail 2/3 Course £25/£30
Indulge in a Lunch Worth Lingering Over Step away from the routine and savour our 2- or 3-course lunch menu, perfectly paired with a mocktail. Available daily from 12:00–16:30, (12:30 on weekends) this is your invitation to unwind in style. Enjoy 2 courses for £25 or 3 courses for £30, both including a mocktail — the perfect balance of flavour and value. Start off fresh with our Mixed Green Salad with Broccoli and Avocado in a Spicy Vinaigrette, or go for a spicy lentil soup, dive into rich comfort with Truffled Mushroom Arancini served with a creamy cheese dip. For the main event, choose from classics like Penne Arrabbiata with Fresh Basil or the elegant Grilled Seabass with Chive Mash and Shellfish Velouté or go for a grilled chicken breast served with herb-roasted potatoes, broccoli and thyme jus Finish on a sweet note with Tiramisu, our silky Cardamom & White Chocolate Brûlée or sticky toffee pudding — a finale worth every spoonful. It’s the perfect lunchtime luxury — effortless, elegant, and full of flavour. |
Monday 12:00 – 16:30
Tuesday 12:00 – 16:30 Wednesday 12:00 – 16:30 Thursday 12:00 – 16:30 Friday 12:00 – 16:30 Saturday 12:30 – 16:30 Sunday 12:30 – 16:30 |
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Mother's Day at S&B: Complimentary bubbles for Mum
Treat Mum to Bubbles & Bliss This Mother's Day! 🍾 Gather the family for our special 3-course set menu at just £40 per person, complete with a complimentary glass of bubbly for mum. Kids aged 5-12 pay half price—perfect for celebrations on 14th & 15th March, 12:30-15:30. Savour highlights like silky Wild mushroom cappuccino (VG) starter with truffle drizzles; succulent pan-roasted cornfed chicken breast or pan-seared seabass mains; and dreamy chocolate & passion fruit cheesecake to finish. Every bite crafted to make her day unforgettable. Secure your table with a £10pp deposit (deducted from bill) T&Cs: Valid 14-15 March, 12:30-15:30. Children 5-12 half price. £10 deposit per person required (deducted from final bill). Cancellations accepted 48 hours prior; after that, deposit non-refundable. |
Saturday 12:30 – 15:30
Sunday 12:30 – 15:30 |
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Mother's Day Afternoon Tea £40 per guest
Treat Mum to the ultimate indulgence on 14th & 15th March, 12:30-15:30: our luxurious afternoon tea for £40 per person, featuring a complimentary glass of bubbly to toast the queen of your heart. Delight in highlights like smoked salmon with lemon butter on beetroot & dill bread, warm raisin scones with rose petal strawberry preserve and Cornish clotted cream, and decadent milk chocolate & mango domes. Paired with loose leaf teas or coffee—pure bliss in every tier. Gather the family for timeless memories in our chic Kensington haven. T&Cs: £10 deposit per guest required to confirm booking (deducted from final bill). Cancellations accepted 48 hours prior to reservation date; after this, deposit non-refundable. |
Saturday 12:30 – 15:30
Sunday 12:30 – 15:30 |
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20% off Sunday Roast at Scoff & Banter Kensington
Snap up a whopping 20% off full price before 31 March — while it lasts! This tasty deal could disappear any time, so don’t wait. At Scoff & Banter Kensington, Sunday is more than a meal — it’s a moment. Share stories over perfectly roasted meats, hearty sides, and comforting flavours that feel like home. Savour your choice of Herb & Garlic Roast Chicken (£30), Roasted Ribeye of Beef (£35), or The Country Garden Vegetable Pie (VE, £25) — all crafted with care and the finest British ingredients. Every Sunday, 12:30–16:00 Children (5–12 years) dine at half price Cancellations are accepted until 48 hours prior to reservation date, after this the deposit is non refundable. Starts 22 February — book your table and make Sunday something special. |
Sunday 12:30 – 16:00 |
| Day | Open | Close | Notes |
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| Monday | 12:00 | 23:00 | |
| Tuesday | 12:00 | 23:00 | |
| Wednesday | 12:00 | 23:00 | |
| Thursday | 12:00 | 23:00 | |
| Friday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
| Saturday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
| Sunday | 12:00 | 23:00 |
Address
Scoff & Banter Kensington, 68-86 Cromwell Road, SW7 5BT
Area
Kensington
Nearest Station
Gloucester Road (Tube)
| Name | Type | Capacity Seated |
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Min spend Weekend* |
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| The Sung | Private Room | 30 | 50 | - | From £22 per person | From £22 per person | |
| Vanderbilt Suite | Private Room | 14 | 14 | - | £450 | £350 | |
| Victoria & Albert Suite | Private Room | 100 | 140 | - | £850 | £500 | |
* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.
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