Scoff & Banter Kensington

Description

Flooded with natural light, Scoff & Banter is set in an atmospheric space characterised by high ceilings and aesthetic details recalling a bygone era.

At Scoff & Banter, The Farmer’s Selection celebrates exceptional local produce with a collection of distinctive contemporary European dishes. Led by carefully sourced ingredients from our handpicked farms and suppliers, The Farmer’s Selection menu offers an exquisite taste of the season, expertly prepared by our culinary team.

 

Scoff & Banter also have restaurants in Bloomsbury, Canary Wharf, and Oxford Street.

Offers

Offer Availability
Floral Bloom Afternoon Tea
Get ready for a whimsical treat! Join us for our enchanting Floral Bloom Afternoon Tea at just £36. Or, elevate your experience with a glass of Fantinel Prosecco Extra Dry for £42, Clover Rose Cocktail for £46, or Moet & Chandon Brut Imperial for £48. Savour artisanal finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones with rose petals and strawberry preserve, and delightful pastries like milk chocolate mango domes and flower-inspired vanilla cupcakes. It's a delightful journey for your taste buds! Available from 26th April 2025.
Saturday 12:30 – 15:30
Sunday 12:30 – 15:30
Lunch with mocktail 2/3 Course £25/£30
Indulge in a Lunch Worth Lingering Over Step away from the routine and savour our 2- or 3-course lunch menu, perfectly paired with a mocktail. Available daily from 12:00–16:30, (12:30 on weekends) this is your invitation to unwind in style. Enjoy 2 courses for £25 or 3 courses for £30, both including a mocktail — the perfect balance of flavour and value. Start off fresh with our Mixed Green Salad with Broccoli and Avocado in a Spicy Vinaigrette, or go for a spicy lentil soup, dive into rich comfort with Truffled Mushroom Arancini served with a creamy cheese dip. For the main event, choose from classics like Penne Arrabbiata with Fresh Basil or the elegant Grilled Seabass with Chive Mash and Shellfish Velouté or go for a grilled chicken breast served with herb-roasted potatoes, broccoli and thyme jus Finish on a sweet note with Tiramisu, our silky Cardamom & White Chocolate Brûlée or sticky toffee pudding — a finale worth every spoonful. It’s the perfect lunchtime luxury — effortless, elegant, and full of flavour.
Monday 12:00 – 16:30
Tuesday 12:00 – 16:30
Wednesday 12:00 – 16:30
Thursday 12:00 – 16:30
Friday 12:00 – 16:30
Saturday 12:30 – 16:30
Sunday 12:30 – 16:30
Valentine’s Day Dinner with Bellini-£50 pp❤️
Ignite romance with our 3-course set menu at £50 per person, including a glass of Raspberry Bellini 🥂. Start with Broccoli Velouté and truffle focaccia, Duck Salad with jalapeño papaya dressing, or Creamy Burrata with wild rocket. Choose mains like Grilled Chicken Breast with rosemary potatoes, Chimichurri Cod, Slow Braised Lamb Shank, or Pumpkin Ravioli. End with Tiramisu, Strawberry Cheesecake, or Thai Lemongrass Panna Cotta. Bonus: Valentine’s special drinks £8.95 (reg. £14), mocktails £5.95 (reg. £8) when paired with the menu. T&Cs: Available 13th–15th Feb 2026, 17:30–22:00. Cancellations until 11th Feb. £10 deposit per guest required (deducted from bill)
Friday 17:30 – 22:00
Saturday 17:30 – 22:00
Sunday 17:30 – 22:00

Info

  • Taking Bookings
  • No Door Charge
  • Smart casual

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 23:00
Tuesday 12:00 23:00
Wednesday 12:00 23:00
Thursday 12:00 23:00
Friday 12:00 0:00
Saturday 12:00 0:00
Sunday 12:00 23:00

Location

Address

Scoff & Banter Kensington, 68-86 Cromwell Road, SW7 5BT

Area

Kensington

Nearest Station

Gloucester Road (Tube)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Afternoon Tea, British, Roast Dinner and Steak food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Scoff & Banter celebrates classic British ingredients, in classic British flavour combinations, cooked with classic British finesse.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
The Sung Private Room 30 50 - From £22 per person From £22 per person
Vanderbilt Suite Private Room 14 14 - £450 £350
Victoria & Albert Suite Private Room 100 140 - £850 £500

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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