Scoff & Banter Kensington

Description

Flooded with natural light, Scoff & Banter is set in an atmospheric space characterised by high ceilings and aesthetic details recalling a bygone era.

At Scoff & Banter, The Farmer’s Selection celebrates exceptional local produce with a collection of distinctive contemporary European dishes. Led by carefully sourced ingredients from our handpicked farms and suppliers, The Farmer’s Selection menu offers an exquisite taste of the season, expertly prepared by our culinary team.

 

Scoff & Banter also have restaurants in Bloomsbury, Canary Wharf, and Oxford Street.

Offers

Offer Availability
Floral Bloom Afternoon Tea
Get ready for a whimsical treat! Join us for our enchanting Floral Bloom Afternoon Tea at just £36. Or, elevate your experience with a glass of Fantinel Prosecco Extra Dry for £42, Clover Rose Cocktail for £46, or Moet & Chandon Brut Imperial for £48. Savour artisanal finger sandwiches, freshly baked scones with rose petals and strawberry preserve, and delightful pastries like milk chocolate mango domes and flower-inspired vanilla cupcakes. It's a delightful journey for your taste buds! Available from 26th April 2025.
Saturday 12:30 – 15:30
Sunday 12:30 – 15:30
✨ Festive Set Menu 2/3 course £28 / £32 🎄
Celebrate the magic of the festive season with Scoff & Banter Kensington! Our specially crafted Festive Menu is available from 24th November through 30th December, offering a delicious 2 or 3 course feast to warm your heart and spirit. Start your merry meal with comforting Spiced Pumpkin & Lentil Soup or indulge in our gooey Baked Camembert. For the main event, choose from the classic Black Norfolk Roast turkey, elegant Pan-Fried Salmon with roasted beetroot, or a hearty Wild Mushroom Risotto for our vegetarian friends. Complete your festive feast with a sweet treat from our dessert pantry — savour the warming Traditional Christmas Pudding or delight in the rich Baked Cherry, Chocolate & Coconut Slice. T&Cs: Our Festive Menu is NOT available on Christmas Day (25th December) and New Year’s Eve (31st December). Pricing is £28 for 2 courses and £32 for 3 courses. Guests 1-10 can book this experience, guests 11 and above kindly get in touch with our reservations team at 020 7666 1891 Available daily from 12:00 PM to 9:30 PM. Join us at Scoff & Banter Kensington and make this season truly special with festive flavours and joyful dining!
Monday 12:00 – 21:30
Tuesday 12:00 – 21:30
Wednesday 12:00 – 21:30
Thursday 12:00 – 21:30
Friday 12:00 – 21:30
Saturday 12:00 – 21:30
Sunday 12:00 – 21:30
✨ Festive Set Menu 2/3 course £28 / £32 🎄
Celebrate the magic of the festive season with Scoff & Banter Kensington! Our specially crafted Festive Menu is available from 24th November through 30th December, offering a delicious 2 or 3 course feast to warm your heart and spirit. Start your merry meal with comforting Spiced Pumpkin & Lentil Soup or indulge in our gooey Baked Camembert. For the main event, choose from the classic Black Norfolk Roast turkey, elegant Pan-Fried Salmon with roasted beetroot, or a hearty Wild Mushroom Risotto for our vegetarian friends. Complete your festive feast with a sweet treat from our dessert pantry — savour the warming Traditional Christmas Pudding or delight in the rich Baked Cherry, Chocolate & Coconut Slice. T&Cs: Our Festive Menu is NOT available on Christmas Day (25th December) and New Year’s Eve (31st December). Pricing is £28 for 2 courses and £32 for 3 courses. Guests 1-10 can book this experience, guests 11 and above kindly get in touch with our reservations team at 020 7666 1891 Available daily from 12:00 PM to 9:30 PM. Join us at Scoff & Banter Kensington and make this season truly special with festive flavours and joyful dining!
Monday 12:00 – 21:30
Tuesday 12:00 – 21:30
Wednesday 12:00 – 21:30
Thursday 12:00 – 21:30
Friday 12:00 – 21:30
Saturday 12:00 – 21:30
Sunday 12:00 – 21:30
A Christmas Feast🎄 with a Kensington Twist £105pp
Join us this festive season at Scoff & Banter Kensington for a glorious 4-course Christmas Luncheon. T&Cs: Our Christmas Luncheon will be served on 25th December between 12:30 PM and 4:30 PM. The price is £105 per adult, and £85 for children aged 6-13 years. To secure your spot, a £40 deposit is required and will be deducted from your final bill. We will also reach out to you for a pre-order to ensure a seamless dining experience. Cancellations are accepted until the 18th of December 2025, after this date the deposit is non refundable.
New Year’s Eve at Scoff & Banter - £65/£75pp
Celebrate the arrival of the New Year in style at Scoff & Banter Kensington with our sparkling New Year’s Eve menu! Enjoy a festive feast with your choice of Starters, Mains & Desserts each accompanied by a celebratory glass of Champagne to toast the night away. Begin your evening with starters full of flavour, including Duck Salad, Premier Scottish Scallops, Yasai Tempura, or Tuna Carpaccio. For the grand finale, choose from a succulent Dry Aged Ribeye Steak, a sumptuous Seafood Linguine, a hearty Portobello Wellington for our vegan friends, or a tender Lamb Rack served with vibrant pea purée. Indulge your sweet tooth with decadent desserts like a Chocolate Fondant, zesty Passionfruit Cheesecake, or a rich and indulgent Black forest Cake to mark the end of a magical year. T&Cs: Our New Year’s Eve menu is available on 31st December from 4:00 PM to 10:30 PM. Dishes are individually priced To ensure your perfect evening, a £30 deposit per person is required to confirm your booking, which will be deducted from your final bill. We will get in touch for pre-orders. Cancellations are accepted until the 24th of December. After this date the deposit is non refundable. Raise a glass with us at Scoff & Banter Kensington and welcome the New Year with delicious dining and festive cheer!

Info

  • Taking Bookings
  • No Door Charge
  • Smart casual

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 23:00
Tuesday 12:00 23:00
Wednesday 12:00 23:00
Thursday 12:00 23:00
Friday 12:00 0:00
Saturday 12:00 0:00
Sunday 12:00 23:00

Location

Address

Scoff & Banter Kensington, 68-86 Cromwell Road, SW7 5BT

Area

Kensington

Nearest Station

Gloucester Road (Tube)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Afternoon Tea, British, Roast Dinner and Steak food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Scoff & Banter celebrates classic British ingredients, in classic British flavour combinations, cooked with classic British finesse.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
The Sung Private Room 30 50 - From £22 per person From £22 per person
Vanderbilt Suite Private Room 14 14 - £450 £350
Victoria & Albert Suite Private Room 100 140 - £850 £500

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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