One of the best anti-V-day parties of the year, head to the London Shuffle Club where they're hosting a bottomless supper for all you singletons and haters of cheesy dates. Sink your teeth in pizzas, s'mores and unlimited beer and prosecco, alongside a quick turn on the shuffleboard obviously.
Anti Valentine's Day Events in London
For much of London, the 'V' word is enough to send shivers down your spine - and if you're not spending Valentine's Day 2020 canoodling with a loved one, then what the hell are you gonna do? Don't be put off by the oh-so-sickening romance that suffocates our marvellous city - get out there, get the drinks in and and get ready to party like 14th February is any other night out. For the sake of cynics and singletons alike, we've stockpiled some of the best Anti-Valentine's Day events in London this year, to make sure every glass is filled, every dance floor is packed and no one resigns their night to the sofa.
Trying to avoid the pitfalls of a relationship? Then enjoy a pit of balls instead this Valentine's Day as you and your mates can get stuck into hundreds of thousands of balls alongside cocktails and neon murals aplenty.
Escape all the Valentine's Day couples at Silent Sounds, where you can avoid kissing couples by looking at iconic London sights on the Thames, all while partying hard to several different channels of amazing music.
Done with cheesy Valentine's Day events? Paradise By Way of Kensal Green are welcoming Be My Valentine, a night for single men, women and couples. Tuck into two courses of delicious dining tailored to get people talking, with a selection of ice-breaking games and a live DJ.
Trading roses for rum punch, this bottomless old skl brunch is serving up a winning combo of delicious food, free-flowing fizz and rum punch and all your 90s and 00s pop classics. Not only that, but there'll also be lip-sync battles and a prize for the best dressed.
Can you ever go wrong with drinks at All Bar One? Nope, didn't think so. Head to their City outpost for a galentine's night celebration. Think sharing cocktails like the Absolutini or a bottle of wine paired with tasty tapas.
An all-action, hip-hop based party perfect for couples and singles alike, Hip Hop Brunch is back for more mischief and mayhem on the 14th. Crack on with a three-course menu of Dirty South brunch goods, washed down with bottomless cocktails between 12 and 1pm. Once you're done at the table it's all about the dancing, with a playlist of the greatest hip-hop classics and their infamous karaoke sessions to round things off.
Nothing says romance quite like a prison van, OR DOES IT. Avoid the swathes of loved up couples in London this February and join this immersive experience for an escape game that you and your mates won't forget in a hurry.
What could be a better anti-Valentine's Day treat than an immersive murder mystery experience? Join Play Dead and Smudged Lipstick at London Sky Bar on the 14th Feb and you'll get to step into an underground speakeasy band attempt to solve the murder of a big time gangster.
With events spanning London, Date in a Dash host singles' nights with a difference. From speed dating to Jenga battles and Twister tournaments, they even host a nude event for those looking to brave enough to bare their heart (and everything else).
Batch are hosting a Parks and Recreation-themed Galentines event complete with Leslie Knope waffles and need we say more? Located in Peckham Rye, this quirky cocktail bar will be celebrating all things girl power on the 13th of February with powder-pink cocktails, oozing grilled cheese sandwiches and plenty of beer. Valentines, schmalentines.
Take yourself back to a time when you didn't need a relationship, you just needed Justin Timberlake's noodle hair. The 90s brunch is here with the best love songs from the decade, bottomless cocktails, 90s food and even a lip-sync battle.