For many people, the V-word is enough to send shivers down their spines. But if you're not spending the 14th of February canoodling a loved one, what the hell are you gonna do? Go out there, get the drinks in and party like it's any other night, or even try your hand at a quirky, alternative activity.
For the sake of cynics, singletons and Galentine's celebrators alike, we've stockpiled some of the best anti-Valentine's events in London this year.
Last edited by Marcus Sanigar
Last updated on 23rd January 2026
@ Alcotraz Penitentiary: London on Various dates from Friday 6th February 2026
Lock yourself away from all that romance this Valentine's Day, by heading to Alcotraz in Hoxton with your pals. This immersive prison-themed bar will have you sneaking in your own booze for the inmates to whip you up a bespoke cocktail.
@ Covent Garden tube station on Saturday 14th February 2026
Looking to get away from all the lovey-dovey stuff? Then check out Harlots, Strumpets and Tarts, Oh My! by female-run company Herstorical Tours. This two-hour guided tour is led by an actor and history expert who'll teach you all about the forgotten women of London's past.
You'll begin at Covent Garden tube station, setting off through the streets of Central London. Expect to hear stories of Georgian sex workers, finding out what life was really like for them.
Whatever area of London you're in, you can head to a quirky bottomless brunch hosted by Fabulous Brunch Events London. Expect the campest of queens and the booziest of beverages as you boogie to pop classics and compete for some cracking prizes.
Round up your besties, mums, sisters and work wives for Electric Shuffle's Galentine's Brunch. Forget candlelit dinners and overpriced set menus, this is all about fun, laughs and plenty of of prosecco.
As you make your way through a bottle of bubbles each, there's two hours of bottomless sourdough pizza to soak up the sauce. Whether you swing into Flight Club in London Bridge, Canary Wharf or any other across London, tickets to this amazing afternoon start from just £38.
Not a fan of all that romance? Nay worries, as Plonk's various locations are open on the big day so you and your mates can enjoy a fun evening playing mini-golf in quirky surrounds. This is definitely up there as one of the best anti-Valentine's Day activities in London.
If you're over the whole heart-shaped nonsense and looking for a cheeky anti-Valentine's Day alternative, Little Nan's Deptford Bar is the quirky, retro escape you never knew you needed. Think vintage vibes, neon lights, and kitschy décor straight out of your nan's living room - this bar is all about embracing the weird and wonderful.
Forget the romance; here, it's all about fun, laughter, and the best cocktails served in teapots. Grab your mates, sip on a cocktail from a mismatched china cup, and enjoy the nostalgic tunes that will take you straight back to simpler times.
@ Roscorp Laboratories on Various dates from Friday 6th February 2026
Ready to trade traditional romance for an unforgettable, immersive escape? Avora: A New World Cocktail Experience is the perfect anti-Valentine's hangout for those who want to drink and discover the otherworldly.
Step into a place that's as far from Cupid as you can get, where you'll sip on bespoke cocktails that take you on a journey through mysterious, otherworldly landscapes - no cheesy love songs, just stunning concoctions and mind-bending experiences. As you venture deeper into the experience, you'll be guided through a visually stunning, multi-sensory space, all while sipping on creations that are as wild as your plans for the night.
@ Moonshine Saloon on Various dates from Friday 6th February 2026
Saddle up and ditch the lovey-dovey clichés this Valentine's Day at Moonshine Saloon: Western Cocktail Experience, London's immersive bar where romance takes a backseat to rebellion. This isn't about roses and candlelit dinners - it's about donning a Stetson, smuggling contraband, and sipping outlaw-worthy cocktails in a saloon where drama is on tap.
Step into the Wild West as you join a gang of bootleggers, trade quips with shady characters, and sip expertly crafted cocktails made from the 'hooch' you sneak in (it's BYOB - bring your own bottle). Forget love; this is an evening of lawless libations, secret deals, and outlaw adventures.
@ Skuna Boats on Every Wednesday
The Floating Hot Tub Tour of London's Docklands is your ultimate anti-Valentine's escape. Imagine unwinding in a hot tub as the city skyline drifts by, surrounded by friends (or solo if you're embracing your inner captain of independence). This isn't about roses; it's about bubbles, beats, and a few cheeky cocktails as you soak away the stress of traditional romantic clichés.
This floating, bubbly adventure cruises through London's iconic docklands, offering you a hot tub full of laughter, good company, and exceptional city views. Forget love; get lost in the magic of a hot tub on the water where only good vibes and steamy fun are allowed.
Turn the volume up on love being a drag and shake your tails to anthems from the fiercest divas out there with Silent Disco Walking Tours at Marquis Of Granby. Celebrate all things independence and self-love while dancing through the streets of London this anti-Valentines Day.
