We all know that Londoners have a fondness for boozy nights out, despise being stuffed on busy tubes and adore a beaut green space. But we learnt so much more than that in our inaugural DesignMyNight City Survey. Read on to find out the funniest things you said about London; from your love of all things sexy to those parts you really hate...

There Were Some Strange Requests...

"If I could change anything, it would be the colour of the Thames."

"My dream night out starts at about 5 when I'm relaxing in the bath. I wash up listening to some drum and bass or reggae (depending on what I'm feeling that day). When I'm finished I sit on the end of my bed for about 5 mins staring at the wall then get to creaming myself and sort out my hair. "

"No straights at brunch!"

One thing's for sure; us Londoners love a bottomless brunch.

The Way You Describe London Is Interesting...

"It's alive"

"Expensive"

"Smelly"

"Strange"

From the weird to the wonderful, there's never a dull day in London.

You Lusted Over Some Things During Lockdown...

"Distance on public transport"

"More adult activities"

"More girls"

"Sex"

Sounds like you lot are down with our guide to sex-positive events.

And There's A Few Things You Love To Hate...

"Make it a fine-able action to stand on the left of escalators on the underground!"

"The Central line!"

"The pavement. People need to walk with sense."

"Less Prets!"

"The pigeons!"

"The weather!"

"Boris Johnson."

"My ex."

Exes? We have just the thing for that...

You're A Particular Bunch...

70% of you would rather have bottomless drinks over bottomless food.

54% said you'd rather go to a sexy restaurant in your gym clothes over showing up to the pub in your prom 'fit.

66% would prefer to be forced out every night of the week compared to going out only once a year. 

62% would sooner bump into your parents over your ex. Awks.

Bars to take your parents? We've got 'em.

Discover more from the DesignMyNight City Survey 2021 here.