Absurd Bird Chicken Wing Engagement Ring

Guys... I don't think those two know each other.

What’s the most 2017 thing you can think of? No, it’s not “fake news” or crushing existential dread, it’s that you can now propose to your beloved with an engagement ring made entirely from chicken wings (or an onion ring, for the ethical romantic).

Absurd Bird are jumping on the wedding wave after Prince Harry’s engagement to Meghan Markle, who proposed while cooking a chicken dinner. And if you want to be as much of a lad as the young Henry, you’ll have to go to their Spitalfields or Soho location, get one knee, and get your digits greasy, as if you’re the Chicken Connoisseur with worse shoes. If your bride/husband-to-be, somehow, says yes, they’ll even cater your wedding for up to 100 people, with a banquet of fried chicken wings, breasts, and moonshines. So go on, free catering and the opportunity to become a meme. It’s not like this year can get any weirder.  

If you really want to propose to the one you actually love with a chicken wing or onion ring engagement ring, you can visit Absurd Bird's Soho or Spitalfields venues before 25th December.