A Test Of Egg-Durance: We Found The Bottomless Brunches Over Two Hours In London

90 minutes of free-flowing fizz just not hitting the spot anymore? Never fear, because these epic meal times are promising the biggest, best and, most importantly, longest brunches in London. But length isn't everything, sometimes it's all about bang for your buck, so alongside all these events being over 120 minutes, you'll find them fronting everything from entertainment and fine dining, to unlimited food and skyline views. Read on to find out our picks for the best bottomless brunches in London over two hours long.

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London Shuffle

Offering food, booze and plenty of action, this Shoreditch hotspot is home to one of the best two-hour bottomless brunches in London. Head down to London Shuffle on Saturdays and Sundays where they'll be bringing you endless fizz and draught beer, unlimited slices of steaming hot pizza and some high-octane shuffleboard for as little as £35 per head.

London Shuffle Bottomless Brunch

Sip, slice and shuffle your way through this excellent Shoreditch brunch.

The Great Exhibition

When it comes to getting to really getting you money's worth, this relaxed East Dulwich pub is really giving up the goods. Book your table at The Great Exhibition, proud hosts of one of the only three-hour boozy brunches in London, and prepare to get your fill of, well, everything. Alongside the customary bottomless drinks, they're also offering unlimited coffee refills, and a never-ending supply of toast - a smart move, I think we can all agree.

The Great Exhibition 3 Hour Bottomless Brunch London

This East Dulwich pub is home to one of London's only three-hour brunches. 

Serata Hall 

Alongside its sister sites in Brixton and Hackney, Old Street's Serata Hall is one of the best places to head for a boozy afternoon in London. Their two-hour sessions showcase a selection of mouthwatering pizzas, alongside their own takes on some classic brunch bites, while their bottomless drinks come in regular and 'boujee' options. We'd recommend upgrading to the top tier, which includes pink fizz and DIY prosecco cocktails for just £4 extra.

Serata Hall Bottomless Cocktail Brunch
Indulge in delicious Italian dishes and DIY cocktails at Serata Hall.

Chotto Matte

A stylish spot in the heart of Soho, Chotto Matte really knows how to make a meal pop. Their boozy Harajuku Brunch serves up a fabulous Nikkei feast for you and your friends, packed with sharing plates, moreish mains and a selection of desserts. As for the libations, you can nab bottomless refills of Asahi, fizz or their house cocktails for two whole glorious hours.

Chotto Matte Colourful Harajuku Brunch London

Chotto Matte are offering one of the most colourful long brunches in London.

Jolie

Spirited French 'salon' Jolie is another spot offering up one of the most impressive boozy brunches in the capital. The Chelsea restaurant fronts a range of delicious Bretagne crêpes and fresh egg dishes served in a vibrant, velvet-covered dining area. As for the drinks, you can go bottomless for just £25, and that goes for everything from juices and smoothies to vegan bacon-toting bloody marys, house mimosas and fizz straight from a unicorn's mouth.

Jolie two hour bottomless brunch in Chelsea

Enjoy tasty crêpes and prosecco-puking unicorns at this West London brunch.

XR

One of the bigger splurges on the list, XR's weekend offering is a special occasion in itself. Clocking in at 2.5 hours, it's not only one of the longest bottomless brunches in London, but also one of the most decadent, as classic dishes get a fine dining makeover - think truffled scramblies and whole lobster linguine. Throw in some cocktails or a couple of bottles of Moët & Chandon for an extra splash of indulgence, and, before you look at the bill, remember that you can't put a price on selfcare.

Xier XR London Brunch

Plush pancakes and fancy fizz await at this 2.5 hour brunch in Marylebone.

Jones & Sons

So you've mastered the unlimited drinks thing? How about some unlimited food? Head over to Dalston dining destination Jones & Sons where their weekend bottomless brunch is bringing you the best of both worlds. Fill up on full English breakfasts, pastries, pancakes and BBQ beans on toast, washed down bloody marys, Buck's (and regular) fizz and boozy iced tea.

Jones & Sons Dalston Bottomless Brunch

Get stuck into two hours of bottomless food and fizz at Dalston's Jones & Sons.

Little Nan's Bar

Woke up too late for brunch? No stress, because these bottomless suppers are making an event of your evening meal too. Head down to Little Nan's Bar where they'll be treating you to two hours of bottomless teapot cocktails until 10pm on a school night, as well as tiers of sweet and savoury party snacks to tuck into while you admire their knick-knack-covered walls.

Little Nan's 2 Hour Bottomless Brunch In London

Weeknight brunching just got a whole lot more interesting thanks to Little Nan's Bar. 

COYA Mayfair

Fancy four hours of non-stop cocktail action? Mayfair's COYA is offering you that and more with their carnival-inspired affair. One of the longest bottomless brunches in London, the boozy weekend event also offers three hours of unlimited Champagne, alongside a selection of their signature Peruvian plates and a decadent dessert platter.

Coya Mayfair Four Hour Bottomless Brunch London

Carnival vibes and bottomless cocktails collide at COYA. 

Smiths of Smithfield

Sipping mecca Smiths of Smithfield are taking their raucous weekend brunch to the rooftops. Keep it casual with bottomless prosecco and a selection of delicious small plates as you take in views of St Paul's and The City, or go first class with welcome cocktails, Champagne and caviar. Whatever your chosen level of excess, you'll be sorted for 120 minutes of unlimited drinks.

Smiths of Smithfield two hour rooftop brunch in London

Get your sip on sky high with this fabulous Smithfield brunch. 

Looking for more bottomless weekend antics? Read our round-up of the best boozy brunches in London