Most Beautiful (And Bizarre) Toilets For Loo-dicrous Selfies In The UK And Ireland

While we’re not going to bore you with the history of the toilet, we'll just say that they’ve come a long way. They’re now a place of beauty - for the most part - with many bars and restaurants actually becoming famous because of them. And why? Well, they act as the ultimate backdrop for Instagram snaps, of course. From glamorous pink privies to bathrooms that look like they're living in 2050, here are the most beautiful (and bizarre) toilets in the UK and Ireland.

UK: Albert's Schloss

Spanning locations in Birmingham, Manchester, London and Liverpool, you might have spotted these disco toilets all over TikTok. Once you push the big red button, the double-seat space transforms into your very own rave, complete with neon lighting and retro dance classics.

Albert's Schloss Bathrooms | DesignMyNight

Spending a penny has never been so fun.

London: Annabel's

Annabel's has not one - but two beautiful toilets. The original is a palatial bathroom boudoir, decorated with grand floral wallpaper, mirrors boarded by illuminated flowers, plush stools and frilly curtains. Then in 2019, the restaurant upped its game even further. The latest luxurious loo features a jungle-inspired mosaic made with four million pieces of glass, plus pink basins, antique mirrors and a 500 kilo green onyx crocodile. 

Annabel London Bathroom | DesignMyNight

Fun fact: These loos were ceremoniously opened by Victoria Beckham.

London: Sketch

Sketch in Mayfair is truly an icon of the toilet world, with pictures of its gorgeous loos plastered all over the 'Gram. In contrast to the upmarket restaurant, the WC looks like a scene right out of a sci-fi flick. Open the doors and you're met with the spacecraft-like East, a hidden bar where you can knock back a couple of drinks before heading up to do your business. At the top of the stairs, the room has a kaleidoscope celling and is littered with white egg pods, which are in fact cubicles that, once you’re seated, treat you to an out-of-this-world LED show, complete with futuristic music.

Sketch Mayfair London Beautiful Toilet | DesignMyNight

Come for the food, stay for the toilets at Sketch.

Manchester: 20 Stories

Fancy a view from the loo? Then pop over to 20 Stories in Spinningfields. Known as one of the prettiest restaurants in Manchester, it's no surprise that the lofty lavatories are a sight to behold. The room itself has subtle minimalist décor, but the panoramic cityscape from the windows will have you feeling on top of the world.

20 Stories Manchester Pretty Toilet UK | DesignMyNight

Head over for some of the UK's most Instagrammable toilets.

London: Brasserie of Light

While Brasserie of Light may be more known for its striking Art Deco dining hall, complete with a magnificent 24-foot crystal Pegasus sculpture by Damien Hirst, their designer toilets are not to be scoffed at. Pop through to the pissoir and you’ll be greeted with pink marble paired with photographic mirrors and flattering lights. Go on, snap a quick pic – it would be rude not to.

Brasserie of Light London Pretty Toilet | DesignMyNight

A stunning marble marvel on Oxford Street.

Leeds: The Ivy

Need a new Hinge pic? We know just the setting. The Ivy in Leeds is home to some of the most beautiful toilets in the UK, boasting gold wallpaper that comes to life with red and blue flowers, which have been painted to give the illusion they're cascading down. There's also colour-matched stools, marble floors and tall mirrors - perfect for capturing your whole outfit in one shot.

The Ivy Toilets Leeds | DesignMyNight

Who knew a toilet could be so pretty?

Brighton: Redroaster

Designed by Architects Studio C102, Redroaster in Brighton is a cool haven of coffee-slurping tranquillity, not to mention a complete treat for the eyes. The restaurant champions a ‘botanical punk’ theme, featuring light-toned backdrops juxtaposed with verdant foliage. You'll find a similar vibe in the bathrooms, as they boast white tiles as far as the eye can see, large, circular mirrors and generally minimalist decor, complemented by plants emerging out of the walls.

Red Roaster Brighton Instagram Loo | DesignMyNight

These lush loos just waiting for a selfie.

Nottingham: NQ64

The latest drinking den that couples as an adult playground is Nottingham's NQ64. The bar is a haven of vintage arcade games, with themed cocktails and neon-splattered walls. Oh, and the bathrooms? Just as cool. They look purposely vandalized, with graffiti and tags covering every surface. Sounds a bit bizarre, but makes for a quality group photo.

NQ64 Liverpool Instagrammable Toilet | DesignMyNight

Not just a great spot for selfies, but also for serious kidulting.

On the hunt for more beautiful locations to fill up your feed? Check out our guide to the UK's most Instagrammable restaurants here.