Valentines day @ The Four Thieves


  • Date Night, Comedy and Food & Drink
  • Tickets from £32.00 - £50.00
  • Battersea
  • over 18
  • Wed, 14th Feb 2018 @ 17:00 - 21:30
  • 17:00 - 21:30

Love is the most wonderful of all feelings in this world. It's Valentine's Day 2018 and what could be a better time to let your dear ones know that you love them. Make them feel special by inviting them for a FUN packed evening at The Four Thieves.

Tired of doing the same thing every Valentines Day? Break the mould!

Instead of just taking your significant other to the same old Restaurant or “panicking” finding a new one to impress them with, come join us for an experience like no other in London

The Four Thieves is putting a unique spin on Valentines day. Enjoy a fantastic experience with us and get competitive with your partner.

We designed the perfect date night packed with loads of fun, food and fantastic drinks.

Take a pick of the great packages:

Package 1: The Competition

We offer you and your partner the chance to get competitive and have a blast this Valentines day.

Virtual reality for 2

Moonshine racing for 2

Crazy Golf for 2

The package includes a special V-Day sharing Menu created by one of the best Chefs in London. This amazing sharer will create the perfect intimate dining experience for the couple before the GAME begins.

Package 2: The Joker

Do you and your partner like to get your funny bone tickled? We have just the thing!

The Four Thieves & Laugh Train Home is putting on a fantastic Comedy show revolving around Valentines day. This package is perfect for all the lovers, the first daters or the ones simply just found a last min Tinder date.

Anti Valentines Day Special: Hate 'N' Live, the comedy smash hit where comedians hate on the topics YOU suggest!
Featuring Phil Kay (QI, Russell Howard’s Good News, Phil Kay Feels…, Next Stop), Russell Hicks (BBC4 Extra BBC Comedy Awards, Comedy Store London), Zahra Barri, Robyn Perkins and Justin Panks

The package includes a special V-Day sharing Menu created by one of the best Chefs in London. This amazing sharer will create the perfect intimate dining experience for the couple before the SHOW begins.

Package 3: The close & personal

This package is for those who are utterly, hopelessly, completely and madly in LOVE …

With Food & Booze.

This package will be perfect for a couple that truly loves food as our Chef has prepared a stunning sharer for 2 and that’s not all. We created a fun DIY Gin and tonic experience for the couple to enjoy.

What says I LOVE YOU more than you creating a sexy drink for your significant other??

REMEMBER that you Can mix and match the packages upon request. For further questions please email .

Many thanks




Ticket Event time Cost
Package 1
Virtual reality for 2 Moonshine racing for 2 Crazy Golf for 2 Amazing sharer preapared by one of the best Chefs in London for 2
17:00 - 21:30 £50.00
Package 2
2 Comedy Tickets & an amazing sharer prepared by one of the BEST Chefs in London. (For 2)
17:00 - 21:30 £32.00
Package 3
An Amazing sharer prepared by one of the BEST Chefs in London.( For 2 ) + Gin & Tonic experience for 2
17:00 - 21:30 £35.00



51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ



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The Four Thieves

Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves…


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