Lallies On The Hill

Description

  • Cabaret/Burlesque, Theatre/Arts and Something A Little Different
  • Tickets from £13.75 - £33.00
  • Balham
  • Live Music, Party Mash Up and Rock n Roll
  • Over 18
  • Sat, 7th Feb 2026 @ multiple start times (see ticket info)
  • Multiple start times (see ticket info)

CampFruit Events, The Bedford Pub and Matron welcome the award-winning Marsha Mallow and her fabulous creation ‘Lallies On The Hill’,  a full length show originally called ‘Lallies by the Pier’ as part of the Queens Arms in Brighton's 40th Anniversary as an LGBTQ+ venue.

This cinematic revue which collates performances of the best of British drag, transports you to the smoke-filled gay bars of the 70s, 80s and 90s. reminiscing with recordings of living legends as they share stories of the crème de la crème of the cabaret world such as Regina Fong, Tony Page, Miss Jason and Lily Savage.

Whether you are 18 or 80 this show will make you look back at a simpler time and think ‘Things Ain't What They Used To Be’

We will be raising money for Wandsworth Oasis as part of their long standing support of the community in Balham. Since its foundation in 1989, Wandsworth Oasis has provided support to and challenged the stigma towards those living with HIV. 

Camp Fruit celebrates LGBT+ live entertainment in a cosy dinner cabaret setting!

Enjoy a ROAST and SHOW for only £30 (extras and drinks not included). For Show-ONLY tickets, limited £12.50 tickets are available with an EARLY BIRD discount until a month before, then £15 from www.campfruit.com. On the day, show-only tickets will be available on the door at £20. A full Sunday menu remains available from The Bedford, payable to your server.

DOORS open 1.30pm for diners, SHOW 3.00pm – 5.00pm. Table reserved with online booking. Guests are asked to be seated by 2.00pm latest if wishing to order meals, otherwise by 2.30pm to allow time to order drinks.

The Bedford Pub can be found at 77 Bedford Hill, Balham South London SW12 9HD.

Offers

Promotions

Tickets/Times

Ticket Event time Cost
SHOW ONLY 15:00 - 17:00 £16.50
EARLY BIRD SHOW ONLY

LIMITED OFFER: Available until 13 October

15:00 - 17:00 £13.75
ROAST & SHOW 13:30 - 17:00 £33.00

Location

Address

77 Bedford Hill, SW12 9HD

Area

Balham

Nearest Station

Balham (Tube)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This event serves Brunch, Roast Dinner and British food.

Organiser

CAMPFRUIT
LIVE DRAG CABARET  Eat, drink and be Mary with CAMPFRUIT host Matron and special guest stars. SERVING ROAST AND FACE!  Enjoy a Sunday roast off The Bedford Pub’s extensive menu, wash it back with a fine wine and indulge in good old fashioned drag entertainment by London’s finest!

Venue

The Bedford

The Bedford in Balham was built in 1931 and following a multi-million-pound refurbishment reopened in 2018. One of the best venues for live music, comedy and wrestling in the city.  A fresh seasonal menu will fuel you for an evening of dancing. Some of the hottest new music acts fill the club room…

T&Cs

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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  • Written by Chris

    Rating: 5

    VERIFIED

    Visited 4 days ago
    What an afternoon! Five Star Entertainment! Thank you Matron, Wilma, Queera Lynn and the band! What I love about the Camp Fruit afternoons is sitting comfortably at a table, drink of choice in hand taking in the most fabulous live Drag. I love how I’m introduced to acts I may not have necessarily gone out of my way to see before, as I didn’t necessarily know them. Seeing Queera Lynn for the first time was such a treat! What a fabulous act! I’m a huge fan of Wilma Ballsdrop already, and what an absolute delight it was to be entertained by her once more. Her singing and comedy is outstanding in equal measure. Matron was phenomenal, as always. Very much on form. We all laughed from start to finish, when we weren’t being dazzled by their wonderful musicality- all three of them. The band were fantastic too! Special mention to the keys player who really embellished those instrumental vocal breaks! Simply brilliant! I’d also like to say how organised, diligent and an all round star Owain is on the door. His administrative and organisational skills know no bounds; he’s truly an asset to Camp Fruit! Thank you all for making our Sunday truly special! Can’t wait for next time!
  • Written by Sharmela

    Rating: 5

    VERIFIED

    Visited 4 days ago
    I always have a fabulous time with Campfruit events. I am definitely in the Christmas spirit now after this show!!! I have seen Matron and Wilma Ballsdrop before but first time seeing Queera Lynn. All three Queens are so talented and hilarious. The band were incredible as well. Great venue, delicious food and you always feel so welcomed at The Bedford.
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