South London’s beloved Four Thieves? Forget what you think you know, as it has now been reborn as The Thieves, a multi‑level, 500‑capacity pub-meets-playhouse where cocktails, karaoke and a neon-drenched arcade collide.
If you’re hunting for a big night out that’s more than just a pint? We think this is definitely your sign to book.
What Is The Thieves?
The Thieves is a total renovation and reimagining of the former Four Thieves site, part pub, part arcade, part live-entertainment venue, now reimagined as an “adult playground” across multiple floors. Expect immersive experiences, from drag and cabaret to DJ nights and game shows, in a space that blends fun and fierceness.
Doors officially swung open at the beginning of November,
unveiling a completely fresh layout: think a top-to-bottom
makeover, from new seating and decor. It's an exciting new move
from the Laine team, and we love to see their new take on the
space.
Try your driving skills on the R/C Car Racing at The Thieves.
The Thieves’ Gambit (Arcade & Games)
Head upstairs to The Thieves’ Gambit, a brilliant adult-made arcade built for rivalry and late nights with friends. You'll have all bases covered, for all competitive skills, think interactive darts, pool, classic games (Mario Kart, House of the Dead), and an R/C racing track complete with its own high-energy MC.
Highlights
- R/C Car Racing.
- Karaoke (Art‑Deco Room).
- Darts.
- Private Singpods.
Food & Drink At The Thieves: Balans
The Thieves has partnered with Balans (a London legend) to deliver an all-day menu that’s leagues beyond pub-by-numbers—think brunch into sharing plates, salads, flatbreads, a signature burger and Sunday roasts.
What to Expect
- Brunch & Beyond: classics with a twist during the day, flowing into evening plates made for sharing. We have our eye on the manchego croquettes and the Balans burger with a chuck steak patty.
- Cocktails & Craft: a bar built for rounds before (and after) your arcade face‑off.
Cosy and cool booths at The Thieves from brunch through to dinner.
Shows & Events At The Thieves
Programming is curated with House of Dinosaur and Twisted Time Machine, bringing interactive parties, themed brunches, cabaret, DJ sets, quizzes and karaoke takeovers to life, every weekend (and on weeknights too). Think Ultimate ABBA Party, Bingo Remixed, Bangers vs Clangers, Stairs In Their Eyes Karaoke, and more.
The Thieves (when they were Four Thieves) had a notorious range of events. And now they've upped the ante? We expect more amazing nights to come.
Inside The Thieves, Clapham.
FAQs
- Where is The Thieves? 51 Lavender Gardens, Battersea, London, SW11 1DJ. It sits in the Clapham Junction/Battersea area, ideal for South London meetups.
- Do I need to book The Thieves? Highly recommended, especially for weekends, arcade sessions, karaoke and themed shows.
- Is The Thieves suitable for groups and private hire? Yes, there are bookable booths, private spaces (including a karaoke room) and group packages. Find out more on the DesignMyNight listing.
- What kind of food is served? A Balans‑led menu spans brunch, sharing plates, flatbreads, a signature burger and Sunday roasts.
- What entertainment can I expect? A rotating line‑up: arcade & R/C racing, interactive parties, cabaret, karaoke, quizzes and DJ sets, with themed brunches on selected dates.
- Is there a dress code or age policy? The concept is geared to adults and late‑night entertainment. ID may be required.
- How do I get tickets for special events and brunches? Browse and book specific events (from ABBA parties to quizzes) on DesignMyNight.
