Absurd Bird Are Getting Hardcore With Their New Porn Star Martini

Last updated . By Olivia Cheves.

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Martinis with porn stars: the stuff your childhood dreams were made of.

Things have certainly been hotting up at Absurd Bird. Deep fried chicken rings were one thing, but their latest stunt is leaving more than a few customers looking a little flushed.

Alongside the launch of their brand, spanking, new cocktail menu, the cheeky chicken restaurant have included an extra special addition in their latest drinks line-up. Enter the 'Orgy Martini', the UK’s biggest, shareable porn star martini. Featuring everything you'd expect to find in a porn star martini, it's a somewhat girthier creature than your average solo ride, intended to be shared by a group of four.

Obviously, size isn't everything, so Absurd Bird have upped the ante further by inviting customers to engage in some straw-play with real life adult film stars. Yep, for this month only you can have an Orgy with porn stars for the highly reasonable price of just £400. The experience was taken for a test drive at the launch of the new cocktail menu at their Soho location, as porn stars Barbie and Drew turned up to taste-test the new monster cocktail. It's clearly proved a success as the experience can now only be booked via email at absurdbird@talkertailor.com. However, if you're fine drinking a giant porn star martini sans porn stars, then the sharing size is still available at all Absurd Bird locations for £16.95.

Aside from the Orgy Martini, Absurd Bird's first ever cocktail menu features a number of other takes on classic American cocktails such as the Hill Billy Ice Tea, made with homemade moonshine, lemon juice, syrup and ice tea, and Hooch - more moonshine with elderflower, lemon juice and lemonade.

The Orgy Martini is available at all Absurd Bird locations for £16.95. This month you can enjoy a drink with Barbie and Drew now for the price of £400 at Absurd Bird Soho, 25 Peter Street, Soho, London W1F 0AH. Bookings for the experience must be made via email.