Anti-Valentine's Day In Glasgow

Valentine's Day... Boo, hiss, bleugh. Whether you're more fed up than loved up, think the whole thing is one Hallmark heart-shaped farce, or if you're single, loving it and looking to party, then this guide is for you. No candlelit suppers, no rubbish rom-coms, no hearts, no flowers and no cards. Just drinking, dancing, and hanging out with your roomies come 14th February, because it's just another day after all.

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Date in a Dash's lineup of quirky online events is perfect for those who are sick of the endless swiping. Settle down with a glass of wine and spend the night virtually meeting a selection of handpicked singles, with hilarious ice-breaker challenges and conversation prompts to get the chat flowing.

While clubs and bars may be shut this Valentine's Day in Glasgow, that's no reason to miss out on some top-notch tipples. From pre-mixed cocktails to premium whisky samples and vintage wines, we've created a guide to the UK's best drink deliveries, perfect for a socially-distanced Zoom toast with friends.

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If all the #luckygirl and #thisone captions have got you reaching for the sick bucket, tune into this hilarious online comedy event. Taking a scientific approach to the world of romance, hilarious stand-ups will pick apart why we do what we do, with plenty of lols along the way.

Say goodbye to the V Day slush and hello to some mega stacks as El Perro Negros award-winning burgers are now available for takeaway and delivery. Created using the finest Scottish beef, fluffy buns and oozing cheese, these babies will have you swooning in no time at all.