Anti-Valentine's Day in Glasgow

Valentine's Day... Boo, hiss, bleugh. Whether you're more fed up than loved up, if you think the whole thing is one Hallmark heart-shaped farce, or if you're single, loving it and looking to party, then this guide is for you. No candlelit suppers, no rubbish rom-coms, no hearts, no flowers and no cards. Just drinking, dancing, and toasting come February 14th, because it's just another day after all.

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Last updated on 31st January 2019

Waxy O'Connor's Glasgow

2 user reviews 4

What can cure those anti-V-Day blues? A good Irish pub is what. Grab yourself a Guinness, get stuck into a pie and laugh your way through, allegedly, the most romantic day of the year.. You'll only find good vibes here and the impressive interior makes the trip more than worth it.

Flat 0/1

2 user reviews 5

If you want to celebrate your single life, where better than this permanent student flat party venue? The cool and quirky club is decked out in wacky seventies-style décor, the drinks are cheap and the music is good: get your friends together and party like February 14th  doesn't exist.

  Red Raw

1 user review 5

@ The Stand Comedy Club on Every Tuesday

What's better than crying indoors on Valentine's Day? Laughing at The Stand Comedy Club. Their weekly comedy showcase has some of the best open mic night performances in the country, ranging from famous comedians testing new material to brand new people trying their comedic talents for the first time.


5 user reviews 4

Fancy locking yourself in a dark room and pretending it's not Valentine's Day altogether? Perfect. This Bath Street favourite has some cracking party pods for your night out. Round up a bunch of your fellow sceptics and camp out with cocktails and karaoke in your very own party room. Bagsy singing All the Single Ladies...