Anti-Valentine's Day in Glasgow

Valentine's Day. Boo, hiss, bleugh. If you're more fed up than loved up this Valentine's Day, if you think the whole thing is one Hallmark heart-shaped farce, or if you're single, loving it, and looking to party, then this is the place for you. Our list of what to do for an Anti-Valentine's Day in Glasgow. No candlelit suppers, no rubbish rom-coms, no hearts, no flowers, and no cards. Just drinking, dancing, and toasting February 14th - just another great Saturday night out in Glasgow. 

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Last updated on 15th May 2016

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Sugar Cube

3 user reviews

Sugar Cube is another exclusive club in Glasgow that's perfect for an anti-Valentine's Day night out. Saturday nights in this place are rather raucous, glammed up girls, scrubbed up boys, exclusive party rooms, premium bevvies and a whole heap of dancing. These are the kind of nights singledom is made of. 

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Merchant City


1 user reviews

Kushion's weekend escapades are the perfect antidote to Valentine's day nausea. With an opulent, luxurious theme and enough R&B tunes to last a life-time, it won't take long before you forget what date it is and lose yourself to the dancefloor. No need to overdose on love this year folks, it's all about the music!

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Sauchiehall Street Area


3 user reviews

If your ideal Anti-Valentine's day involves a dark, sweaty club with a mix of pop, indie, chart and R&B then Bamboo really does have everything for you. Ditch the boring night in front of the TV and head to Sauchiehall street for cheap booze, great tunes and top banter. Cupid who?

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Sauchiehall Street Area


4 user reviews

Fancy locking yourself in a dark room and pretending it's not Valentine's Day altogether? Perfect. Well aside from the dark bit. Hummingbird on Bath Street have some cracking party pods for the perfect Anti-Valentine's night out in Glasgow. Grab a bunch of your fellow skeptics and camp out with cocktails and karaoke in one of Hummingbird's awesome party rooms. Bagsy singing All the Single Ladies...  

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Sauchiehall Street Area


17 user reviews

Kokomo is a slick, suave party club, and the ultimate place for sophisticated singles to party on Valentine's Day. Whether you're looking for love or just looking to party, this stylish bar has great cocktails, incredible food, and one of the coolest Friday night crowds in Glasgow. Head down for an Anti-Valentine's Day to remember. 

Glasgow City Centre

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