Anti-Valentine's Day in Glasgow

Valentine's Day... Boo, hiss, bleugh. Whether you're more fed up than loved up, if you think the whole thing is one Hallmark heart-shaped farce, or if you're single, loving it and looking to party, then this guide is for you. No candlelit suppers, no rubbish rom-coms, no hearts, no flowers and no cards. Just drinking, dancing, and toasting come February 14th, because it's just another day after all.

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Bamboo

7 user reviews 3

If your ideal night involves a dark, sweaty club with a mix of pop, indie, chart and R&B then Bamboo really does have everything for you. Ditch the boring night in front of the TV and head to Sauchiehall street for cheap booze, great tunes and top banter. Cupid who?

  Red Raw

1 user review 5

@ The Stand Comedy Club on Every Tuesday

What's better than crying indoors on Valentine's Day? Laughing at The Stand Comedy Club. Their weekly comedy showcase has some of the best open mic night performances in the country, ranging from famous comedians testing new material to brand new people trying their comedic talents for the first time.