Flat & the Curves

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  • Toulouse Lautrec Jazz Club


  • Comedy, Live Music and Theatre/Arts
  • Tickets from £15.00 - £17.00
  • Jazz, Live Music and Burlesque/Piano
  • Over 18
  • Fri, 2nd Jun 2023 @ 20:30 - 23:00
  • 20:30 - 23:00

Get ready for a 5-star glittery comedy cabaret like no other with the New Act of the Year 2022 and Chortle Award 2023 finalists Flat & The Curves at Toulouse Lautrec!

Expect self-penned songs celebrating sex and sisterhood in a bra-burning evening of mischief. With riotous anthems that cover everything from online pornography to flat-pack furniture, these powerhouse vocalists will take you on an X-rated ride of musical debaurchery.

Dressed tit-to-toe in sequins, the comedy quartet can croon, warble and yodel their way through anything. Brace yourself for big voices, bold statements and a sparkly spectacle bursting with hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.

Hailed as "truly remarkable" ☆☆☆☆☆ by Broadway World and "an evening of rip-roaring entertainment" ☆☆☆☆☆ by West End Wilma!

Arabella Rodrigo - Vocalist

Charlotte Brooke - Vocalist, Piano, Guitar
Issy Wroe Wright - Vocalist
Katy Baker - Vocalist




Ticket Event time Cost
Early Bird 20:30 - 23:00 £15.00
1st Release 20:30 - 23:00 £16.00
Final Relase 20:30 - 23:00 £17.00



Toulouse Lautrec Jazz Club, 140 Newington Butts, SE11 4RN


Toulouse Lautrec
Paying tribute to the belle époque of Paris and one of its celebrants, Henri Toulouse Lautrec, we bring you a jewel of a venue in the heart of South London.   The Regent brothers have been running multi-award winning brasserie and live music spot for over a decade and their experience and passion shows. Come and enjoy a deliciously cooked meal, sampling from our classic French menu including top notch steak, fresh fish and veggie options too!  Boasting live music, seven days a week - you can enjoy dinner and a show in our piano bar and once you’ve sampled the creme brûlée, head upstairs to our Jazz Club! Expect quality performances wherever you decide to book. #tlvenue is not like any other Jazz club hosting talent from an array of genres including, Jazz (of course) Funk, Soul, Blues, Cabaret, Burlesque, Big Bands, and Theatre. There really is, something for everyone here at Toulouse. 

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