Charming Dick: A Filthy, Fun Adult Panto
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- The Cockpit
Description
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Theatre/Arts, Comedy and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £17.60 - £157.50
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Over 18
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This event has taken place.
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20:00 - 22:30
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern’s 2015 adult LGBTQ panto CHARMING DICK has re-erected The Cockpit – Oh yes it is!
Cheer for Dick who has come to London to seek his fortune, but ends up working in a launderette with his Aunt Twankey.
Hiss and boo at the Wicked Witch, determined to get her hands on Twankey's launderette to obtain the lamp that confers powers to transform gay clubs into gold
Sing-along with Babe, the Eurovision wannabe superstar, as she plans her nuptials to Prince Charming.
But will Charming marry her? Will Dick become the big bar promoter he wants to be? Will Twankey lose the launderette? How far is the wicked witch prepared to go to get her evil hands on the lamp? Will Charming and Dick ever build that snowman together? And why is Red Riding Hood in this panto?!?
Charming Dick is filled with panto classics. Hissing, booing, and enough song and dance to make Eurovision look positively dull, all bought up to date for you big dirty kids aged 18 and over and featuring some of our favourite drag artists. Book now!
The RVT is famous for producing some of the best adult pantos in London, with shows becoming cult phenomenons and selling out consistently every year.
"Charming Dick is a feel-good festive slice of romance, innuendo and twisted dark humour. A must see!" - QX Magazine
"...if you want a belly laugh, true entertainment and glorious, unashamed tawdry humour....grab yourself a drink (or five) and get to the Cockpit theatre." - HIIVE
"Just when you thought the cast of Charming Dick couldn’t push the envelope any further, they do, and how. They know no boundaries. This isn’t your children’s panto. This is full-on adult panto!" - LONDON THEATRE
"By the end everyone is up on their feet participating and having as bawdy a festive outing as you could ask for on a rainy Wednesday in December." - LGBTQ ARTS REVIEW
"You get to shout rude words, get pelted with chocolate fingers, and you get to act like a complete dick for a couple of hours, with no kids around to ruin it. Sure it’s cheesy escapism but there is something almost transcendent about this show." - EXEUNT MAGAZINE
★★★★★ "...a filthy adult panto that manages to never cross the line and become crude. It’s great fun and very…. well… charming! I just hope the good people of Marylebone can handle it" - WEST END WILMA
"Nothing short of a hilarious night out and comes highly recommended if you are in the mood for some smutty, irreverent and wickedly funny comedy." - JACK THE LAD
"See it, support it - just don't bring the kids" - LONDONIST
"A panto that totally enthralled an audience that were loving every minute of it. This is a show with a huge feel-good quality to it. Pure Pantomine perfection does not come much better than this" – Gayabouttown
"The physical comedy is superb and the innuendos have the crowd in fits as interactive cheering sees a room full of people shouting “we love Dick!” to the protagonist. I challenge even the most humourless of prudes to go along and not crack a smile" - The Weekender
“Out-rightly one of the dirtiest and funniest pantos to launch the season” - QX Magazine
Offers
Promotions
Tickets/Times
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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| Standard Ticket | 20:00 - 22:30 | £17.60 |
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Group ticket
A ticket for 10 guests
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20:00 - 22:30 | £157.50 |
Location
Address
The Cockpit, Gateforth Street, London, NW8 8EH
Nearest Station
Marylebone (Tube)
T&Cs
1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight (WFL Media Ltd) and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
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