Valentine's Noir : FOOD NOIR followed by NUDE NOIR


Saturday 14 February 2015

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Saturday 14 February 2015
18:30 - 03:00 (doors at 18:30)
from £30
Something A Little Different, VIP Party, Pop-Up
House Music
Over 21

Madame: “So, this movie?!”

Marcus: “Yes, Madame. The time has come!” grins as he ties a black silken sash over the eyes of one Eve, her cherry lips painted and pouting.

Madame: Amateurs! 

An erotic mise-en-scene is set, worthy of the likes of Bob Carlos Clarke & Helmut Newton. Who needs shades of grey, when you can have pure Noir. Food Noir even.....

This Valentine's day, Madame Noir and her entourage of divine creatures will once more descend on the luxurious three storey Georgian townhouse in Chelsea known as GOAT, and transform it into The House of Nude Noir. However, this time the experience will extend to Madame’s own take on dinner - Food Noir, followed by the most sensual after party yet, Nude Noir. 

With pleasure, she will showcase her own take on 50 Shades of Grey on the same day of the film release and welcome you to her astonishing world of food seduction for all you star crossed lovers and friends alike. 

Yes, you are all invited to partake in a sensuous, immersive theatrical banquet.

The dual worlds of cuisine and performance will collide, to deliver an experience that is nothing short of a feast for all the senses. Food menu will be produced by Madame Noir and her culinary co-creators, Edible Stories.

Food Noir courses will each be delivered using varying styles of presentation: 

  • Sound: Bivalves, with a soupçon of seduction  
  • Smell: Bouef, brazenly blazing on a brazier 
  • Touch: Scintillating palate cleansers 
  • Taste: Something for the sweet tooth and sweeter tongue

Valentine's Food Noir has two sittings: 6.30 pm - 9.30 pm, and 10 pm - midnight. 

£65 Food Noir Price includes a drink on arrival.

£80 Food Noir & admission to Nude Noir till 3am 

£35 admission to Nude Noir from 11pm-3am 

For table bookings at Nude Noir, please contact Madame or GOAT directly.

Madame Noir’s guests must come suitably attired for this spectacle of elegant seduction.

Ladies: Black, Silk, Lace, Leather, Masks, Avant-Garde

Gents:  Masks, Black Tie 

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333 Fulham Road, London, SW10 9QL

West London

Nearest station:
Fulham Broadway (Tube)


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