Valentine's Noir : FOOD NOIR followed by NUDE NOIR

  • The Goat Chelsea


  • Something A Little Different, VIP Party and Pop-Up
  • from £30
  • Fulham
  • House Music
  • Over 21
  • Sat, 14th Feb 2015 @ 18:30 - 3:00
  • 18:30 - 03:00

Madame: “So, this movie?!”

Marcus: “Yes, Madame. The time has come!” grins as he ties a black silken sash over the eyes of one Eve, her cherry lips painted and pouting.

Madame: Amateurs! 

An erotic mise-en-scene is set, worthy of the likes of Bob Carlos Clarke & Helmut Newton. Who needs shades of grey, when you can have pure Noir. Food Noir even.....

This Valentine's day, Madame Noir and her entourage of divine creatures will once more descend on the luxurious three storey Georgian townhouse in Chelsea known as GOAT, and transform it into The House of Nude Noir. However, this time the experience will extend to Madame’s own take on dinner - Food Noir, followed by the most sensual after party yet, Nude Noir. 

With pleasure, she will showcase her own take on 50 Shades of Grey on the same day of the film release and welcome you to her astonishing world of food seduction for all you star crossed lovers and friends alike. 

Yes, you are all invited to partake in a sensuous, immersive theatrical banquet.

The dual worlds of cuisine and performance will collide, to deliver an experience that is nothing short of a feast for all the senses. Food menu will be produced by Madame Noir and her culinary co-creators, Edible Stories.

Food Noir courses will each be delivered using varying styles of presentation: 

  • Sound: Bivalves, with a soupçon of seduction  
  • Smell: Bouef, brazenly blazing on a brazier 
  • Touch: Scintillating palate cleansers 
  • Taste: Something for the sweet tooth and sweeter tongue

Valentine's Food Noir has two sittings: 6.30 pm - 9.30 pm, and 10 pm - midnight. 

£65 Food Noir Price includes a drink on arrival.

£80 Food Noir & admission to Nude Noir till 3am 

£35 admission to Nude Noir from 11pm-3am 

For table bookings at Nude Noir, please contact Madame or GOAT directly.

Madame Noir’s guests must come suitably attired for this spectacle of elegant seduction.

Ladies: Black, Silk, Lace, Leather, Masks, Avant-Garde

Gents:  Masks, Black Tie 

More info or 

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Ticket Event time Cost
Nude Noir Ladies Tickets
Includes a drink on arrival & admission to Nude Noir party
18:30 - 03:00 £30.00
Nude Noir Gentlemen Tickets
Includes a drink on arrival & admission to Nude Noir party
18:30 - 03:00 £35.00
Innerplace Members 18:30 - 03:00 £100.00
Table Covers 18:30 - 03:00 £20.00



333, Fulham Road, SW10 9QL



Nearest Station

Fulham Broadway (Tube)


“Undeniably exciting and just a little bit naughty” Nude Noir - an ‘invite only’ soiree inspired by the works of the world renowned, ever sensual photographer Helmut Newton.


The Goat Chelsea

Goat DINE, situated on Fulham Road, is a New York/Italian dining concept, serving wood fired pizza, grilled meats and salads. This Fulham bar consists of 3 floors and is made up of a relaxed restaurant on the ground floor, and stylish all day cocktail bar and lounge Goat DRINK. The name GOAT is a shout…


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