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Selena Mersey: Madonna/Whore (WIP)
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1 review - The Rosemary Branch
Description
Madonna or whore. Virgin or slut. Sacred or defiled. Doted upon or lusted after.
Shambolic chanteuse Selena Mersey embarks upon a filthy Freudian feminist odyssey into the desire to be all and none of the above.
For the innocent and the obscene; for girlfriends who became wives who became mothers; for mascs, femmes, and thems; for anyone who’s ever witnessed women existing: how many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Hint: you have to buy a ticket to find out.) Featuring songs, stand-up, burlesque, and a bunch of other stuff. Sex dolls go free.
Madonna/Whore is the highly anticipated solo debut of 2021 Musical Comedy Awards finalist Selena Mersey. Brighton-based Selena’s delightfully dark ditties around gender, sexuality, and the horrifying ordeal of Being Known will get you going ‘haha! Wonderful! Oh actually that’s a bit fucking grim.’
“[Her] whimsical tunes set the audience alight with laughter” (Funny Women)
“Funny, filthy and honest” (Next Level Sketch)
Written and performed by Selena Mersey
Produced by Bright Buoy Productions
Price: £8
Age restrictions: 18+
Content warnings: Swearing, sexual content, partial nudity, discussion of abuse.
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COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.
Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.
Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.
Image description: Selena, a white woman with dark brown curly hair, is lying down in a bed with a blue duvet covering her stomach. She appears naked but has a small keyboard piano covering her chest, with her hands placed over it. She looks pleasantly surprised.
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Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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Standard Ticket
unreserved seating |
19:00 - 20:00 | £8.00 |
Location
Address
2, Shepperton Road, N1 3DT
Area
Islington
Nearest Station
Hoxton (Rail)
Organiser
Rosemary Branch Theatre
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