Flat & The Curves

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  • The Rosemary Branch


  • Something A Little Different, Live Music and Comedy
  • Tickets from £10.00 - £12.00
  • Islington
  • 16 plus
  • Sat, 22nd Oct 2022 @ 19:30 - 20:30
  • 19:30 - 20:30

After their hit Edinburgh Fringe debut, The new Act of the Year 2022 and Musical Comedy Award 2021 finalists bring you their feminist cabaret of unbridled fun. 

Dressed tit-to-toe in sequins, the award-winning Flat & the Curves deliver original songs about sex, scandal & sisterhood.

You can expect a raucous, risqué evening of empowerment. Think, ‘Fascinating Aida’ meets ‘The Inbetweeners’. There'll be big voices and bold statements in this risqué evening of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity!

"Flat & the Cures serve up a near-perfect blend of relatable comedy, barnstorming musicality and bold feminist attitude"  ★ ★ ★ ★ ½ - Chortle

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ - Broadway World       ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ - Spy in the Stalls      ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ - BN1 Magazine

Content warning: Strong language and some sexual references.


COVID-19 Safety

We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre. 

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.


We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.

Image description: Four women in bright suits of blue, green and pick look at the camera with attitude against a blue background.




Ticket Event time Cost
Concession Ticket

unreserved seating

19:30 - 20:30 £10.00
Standard Ticket

unreserved seating

19:30 - 20:30 £12.00



2, Shepperton Road, N1 3DT



Nearest Station

Hoxton (Rail)


Rosemary Branch Theatre
A beautiful, characterful, historic, local pub on the border of Islington and Hackney. Just set back from the Regent’s Canal, we have delicious food, a wide range of thoughtful drinking options and an award-winning theatre and function room upstairs. Our theatre hosts all types of performance and community experiences - theatre, comedy, live music, improv, puppetry, family shows, drag, cabaret, podcasts, burlesque and workshops.


The Rosemary Branch

The Rosemary Branch does a bit of everything in a cosy atmosphere. After work drinks, catch up with friends, Sunday lunch with the family are all popular activities at The Rosemary Branch.


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