Nude Noir :Valentine's Noir
- Secret Location London
Description
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Date Night, Immersive and Something A Little Different
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Tickets from £70.20 - £530.00
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House Music
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Over 23
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Sat, 14th Feb 2026 @ 20:00 - 0:00
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20:00 - 00:00
Step Into the Shadows… Together
If you’ve felt the pull… consider this your invitation.
This Valentine’s, London’s acclaimed immersive avant-garde performance Nude Noir returns with a specially curated edition designed for lovers, partners, and those drawn to connection, desire, and shared intimacy.
Welcome to Valentine’s Noir
Nude Noir transcends category.
This is not burlesque.
Not a variety show.
Not a fetish or play party.
It is an atmospheric, immersive journey-one that blurs the line between spectator and sensation, inviting couples to lean in, soften, and experience desire as something felt rather than performed.
Tickets are limited to 140 guests, ensuring a deeply intimate setting where every glance, every breath, every pause matters.
One table.
Shared tension.
Desire served slowly.
For couples who dare to feel.
For lovers who crave presence.
For those seeking more than dinner and roses.
We are waiting.
About Nude Noir
Founded in London in 2012, Nude Noir is the city’s premier immersive sensual performance, meticulously conjured by the visionary Madame Noir.
Each show is a living, breathing story-crafted for a devoted cast, some of whom have shared this world for over a decade. Their deep connection creates an unmistakable chemistry that pulls audiences into a shared emotional landscape.
Nude Noir performances unfold at a deliberate, slow-burning tempo, gently building toward a climactic crescendo. This careful pacing allows couples to relax, open, and receive-bringing them fully into the moment, where desire feels present, grounded, and alive.
This Valentine’s, the slow burn becomes an invitation:
to lean closer,
to breathe together,
to rediscover each other once again!
Dress Code
Black Tie Noir - Romantic Edition
Elegant, sensual, and refined.
Think black tie with a seductive edge: silk, velvet, lace, leather,
tailored suits, corsetry, gowns, and subtle sensual detail. Black &
Red
Offers
Promotions
Tickets/Times
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First Release Couples Tickets
The ticket admits one couple to Nude Noir. Limited number of tickets. Standing & first come first seating 1. All Sales Are Final All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. Once purchased, tickets cannot be refunded, exchanged, or cancelled except in the event of a full show cancellation by the organizer. This policy follows standard live-performance industry practice. If a performance is postponed, tickets will automatically be valid for the rescheduled date. 2. Ticket Transfers Tickets may be transferred to another guest upon request, provided the organizer is notified in writing at least 48 hours before the performance. All transfers are subject to approval and must be confirmed by the Nude Noir team. |
20:00 - 00:00 | £137.80 |
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First Release Ladies Tickets
The ticket admits one person to Nude Noir. Limited number of tickets. 1. All Sales Are Final All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. Once purchased, tickets cannot be refunded, exchanged, or cancelled except in the event of a full show cancellation by the organizer. This policy follows standard live-performance industry practice. If a performance is postponed, tickets will automatically be valid for the rescheduled date. 2. Ticket Transfers Tickets may be transferred to another guest upon request, provided the organizer is notified in writing at least 48 hours before the performance. All transfers are subject to approval and must be confirmed by the Nude Noir team. |
20:00 - 00:00 | £70.20 |
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First Release Gents Ticket
The ticket admits one person to Nude Noir. Limited number of tickets. 1. All Sales Are Final All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. Once purchased, tickets cannot be refunded, exchanged, or cancelled except in the event of a full show cancellation by the organizer. This policy follows standard live-performance industry practice. If a performance is postponed, tickets will automatically be valid for the rescheduled date. 2. Ticket Transfers Tickets may be transferred to another guest upon request, provided the organizer is notified in writing at least 48 hours before the performance. All transfers are subject to approval and must be confirmed by the Nude Noir team. |
20:00 - 00:00 | £90.10 |
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VIP Couples Tickets
The ticket grants entry for one couple to Nude Noir, offering exclusive sofa seating around our intimate performance space. A truly immersive experience. Limited availability—only 15 tickets! 1. All Sales Are Final All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. Once purchased, tickets cannot be refunded, exchanged, or cancelled except in the event of a full show cancellation by the organizer. This policy follows standard live-performance industry practice. If a performance is postponed, tickets will automatically be valid for the rescheduled date. 2. Ticket Transfers Tickets may be transferred to another guest upon request, provided the organizer is notified in writing at least 48 hours before the performance. All transfers are subject to approval and must be confirmed by the Nude Noir team. |
20:00 - 00:00 | £212.00 |
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Performers Table -The Ultimate Immersive Experience
Indulge in the most intimate and immersive seating at Nude Noir. The Performers Table places you at the heart of the experience, where the lines between audience and performance blur. Expect direct interaction, captivating storytelling, and a night of unparalleled sensuality. Limited to an exclusive few – only 2 available 1. All Sales Are Final All ticket sales are final and non-refundable. Once purchased, tickets cannot be refunded, exchanged, or cancelled except in the event of a full show cancellation by the organizer. This policy follows standard live-performance industry practice. If a performance is postponed, tickets will automatically be valid for the rescheduled date. 2. Ticket Transfers Tickets may be transferred to another guest upon request, provided the organizer is notified in writing at least 48 hours before the performance. All transfers are subject to approval and must be confirmed by the Nude Noir team. |
20:00 - 00:00 | £530.00 |
Location
Address
Secret Location London
Getting there
Organiser
Nude Noir
Venue
T&Cs
1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
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