F*cked Up Fairytales

  • Cafe Cairo


  • Something A Little Different, Theatre/Arts and Live Music
  • Tickets from £8.00 - £10.00
  • Clapham
  • Live Music
  • Over 18
  • Thu, 20th Jun 2019 @ 19:00 - 22:00
  • 19:00 - 22:00

The dark, the twisted, the sensual and the obscene.

We present an evening of fairytales simply not fit for children. An evening of F*cked Up Fairytales with The Embers Collective.

June 9th- Balabam
June 20th- Cafe Cairo

Doors 7:00pm, show starts 7:30pm.

Tickets £8/£10 in advance. Available soon.

"Master storytellers"- Time Out London

"Their work is joyous, immersive and moving"- The Nest Collective




Ticket Event time Cost
General Entry 19:00 - 22:00 £10.00

OAP, Student, NHS, Equity etc

19:00 - 22:00 £8.00



88, Landor Road, SW9 9PE



Nearest Station

Clapham North (Tube)

Getting there

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The Embers Collective


Cafe Cairo

Cafe Cairo

The Cafe Cairo mantra is about hospitality, comfort and entertainment the majority of which you'll find as soon as you walk through the door to this quaint and quirky shisha bar in South London. It is a hub of warmth and colour for an open minded crowd with a quaint bar, dance-floor and plenty of nooks…

T&C s

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight (WFL Media Ltd) and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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  • Rating: 5

    Visited 1 month ago Written by Caroline
    Great performances and a fantastic location. Very inventive to come up with it, and the groundsheet was much appreciated.
  • Rating: 5

    Visited 1 month ago Written by Mischief on The Marshes, with The Embers Collective customer
    As usual, Embers were incredible. I remain perpetually enthralled and enchanted by their stories, and this time the location was glorious too! More more more!
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