• Bottomless Brunch, Daytime and Fun Time Partying
  • Tickets from £12.50 - £49.00
  • Canary Wharf
  • Commercial/Pop, Party Mash Up and Hip Hop/RnB
  • Over 18
  • Saturday 8th April 2023 and 33 other Saturdays
  • Multiple start times (see ticket info)

Alexa… play noughties hottest hits.

Come and get your freak with The Cocktail Club as they kick it back to the noughties for the wildest bottomless brunch this decade.

Dust off that double denim co-ord and take a seat at your table, as your bartender serves up your mouth-watering welcome cocktail, shortly followed by the main event… your bottomless bubbles and cocktails.

Totally trashy and so fetch – lose control as our male M.C. belts out the vocals to some of noughties hottest hits whilst you knock back the booze like 2009 Lindsey Lohan. Expect to hear top tunes from Rihanna, Beyonce, Gaga and other iconic artists, plus there’re games, prizes and show-stopping lip sync performances from our iconic drag host. And not forgetting your tasty brunch food would we be that irresponsible not to feed you?... Probably.

So what you waiting for? Get down like Gwen Stefani at this jam-packed nostalgic day of freaky throwbacks, mega mischief and all-round f*ckery.

If Britters can survive the noughties then you can survive this brunch… and it’s gunna be so so so so scandalous. Grab your tickets now whilst they’re still available.




Ticket Event time Cost
Brunch Ticket (2x Drink Vouchers) 15:30 - 18:00

2 x Pornstar Martinis and the brunch entertainment. No food.

15:30 - 18:00 £12.50
Brunch Ticket (Bottomless) 15:30 - 18:00

90 minutes of Bottomless Prosecco & Cocktails (Pornstar Martinis & Brambles), Brunch Food

15:30 - 18:00 £49.00



9 Cabot Sqaure, E14 4EB


Canary Wharf

Nearest Station

Canary Wharf (Tube)


The Cocktail Club
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The Cocktail Club Canary Wharf

THE COCKTAIL CLUB CANARY WHARF IS NOW OPEN The ‘high energy’ bar have opened their doors in the beating heart of the Canary Wharf Estate The Cocktail Club, formerly known as London Cocktail Club, have opened their 17th site in Canary Wharf, their 11th in the capital. Found at 9 Cabot Square, the…


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    Rating: 1

    visited with a group of 7 friends for the 90’s brunch to celebrate 2 x birthdays. To say we were disappointed is an understatement. The cellar bar was very cramped and mouldy with an overwhelming smell of damp. We were showed to a table that was suitable for 5 people at best not 7, so had to ask for extra seats, which were just plonked in the way walk meaning we got knocked by everyone whom walked by. We weren’t able to chose our drinks, with super sweet cocktails literally just launched at the table. It is impossible to be able to talk to anyone. The entertainment was poor and last 45 minutes at best, to include a break! You had not choice on pizza and they do not cater for anyone with an allergy. This meant one member of the group wasn’t able to eat. It was not what I expected and felt like I had to apologise to my group of friends for having to pay £35 a head for the experience! Having been to many bottomless brunches all over the country, this was by far the worst. It really put a downer on the day of celebrations. I have emailed but am yet to hear back.
  • Written by Danielle

    Rating: 3


    Visited 1 week ago
    Generally had a good time but had to ask for another pizza as we were a table of 4 and was only given 2. The table opposite us were also a table of 4 but were given 3 pizzas. Once i was reluctantly given the last pizza, we opened them and I had 1 slice. I then went to the toilet and when I came back the pizzas were gone...So I paid £50 for some drinks and 1 slice of pizza. To add there was only 1 cubicle in the ladies toilets so going go the toilet wasn't a 5 minute thing.

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