‘Twas the Friday before Christmas… and in Bethnal Green… every creature was stirring… every king, thing & queen….
Calling all disgusting, tacky, festive creatures of the night… straighten your ties.... fluff your tinsel… are you ready for the XXXmas event of the year… that’s right, it's the Pussy Liquor OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY
It’s getting downright festive over here at PL HQ, and you have all worked so hard this year… the signs are laminated, the box wine is in the cooler, the (biodegradable) plastic cups are stacked… it’s party time. Head on over to the 4th floor Main Office (otherwise known as Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club), Susan the Office Manager has laid out a spread (and we aren’t just talking about the finger buffet)...
Expect a VARIETY BOX of showstopping entertainment from London’s finest cabaret artists (it’s just the marketing team, who can get by on one job these days) ready to cause office scandal. Watch out for Julie from HR - she is out to get you and foaming at the mouth, armed with a clipboard, a phone camera and a plastic champagne flute full of Schloer.
Once the assortment of performers have scurried back to the press office with a box of party rings & poppers, Sheila from the Board of Trustees is taking to the decks (Spotify Premium and a bluetooth speaker), bringing you the finest in guilty pleasures, pop, disco and tacky christmas faves, guaranteed to loosen inhibitions, redden faces and make Monday morning awkward for all involved (lookin’ at you, computer guy)...
With walkabout performers and party games galore - Santa Claus is coming to town and they’re fierce, femme and fabulous…
SO kittens, pop on that out of office & smear that lipstick on in the 2nd floor loos… Secret Santa is ready to go and there may be a surprise appearance from a certain CEO… because here at Pussy Liquor’s Office Christmas Party, everyone is in line for a big, juicy XXXmas bonus…
Also featuring COCKTAILS//BUBBLES & BEERS//DRINKS DEALS
IMPORTANT INFO:
Book ‘Show + Party’ tix for the full experience, however if grinding on down to the best in grrrl power tunes is more your style, ‘Party Only’ tix are available for the late night revellers and ravers.
Show + Party’ tix are a mix of seated and standing - come down early for the best seats in the house.
Doors @ 8pm, show @ 9pm, party @ 10.30pm.
We need proof of either a negative lateral flow/PCR test or double vaccination + matching photo ID. For full info on what is accepted please see https://www.workersplaytime.net/. We want to dance again - let’s not fuck this up.
This is a queer space and we operate a no tolerance policy towards dickheads.
This is a space for women and the trans community - we operate a no tolerance policy towards dickheads. Not all women have pussies and not all pussies have women.
If you have access requirements please contact pxssyliquor@gmail.com - same goes for info on carer tickets.
If you are going through a period of extreme financial hardship and the show is inaccessible for you due to the ticket price then email pxssyliquor@gmail.com for information about our hardship fund. We will take you at face value and tickets are limited.
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No stag/hen parties please