Well well well, what’s this? London’s fave fierce, feminist funhouse is back with their signature blend of glitter-tastic, disco-trashy (fully seated) queer cabaret chaos.. but this time with a bloodthirsty (and 100% covid secure) twist. Get hungry kittens because we have some treats for you...
‘Twas a moody October evening at Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club following a forlorn month of curfews and bureaucratic beatings... tumbleweed blows through empty theatre spaces, sad pink tape lamenting ‘Missing//Live//Theatre’ strewn across the barren streets, the wails of freelancers, theatre professionals and drag queens creating a soundscape against the dark night sky...
A cacophony of stomach rumbling fills the air, cavernous bellies sighing in the silence (left by the UK government on support for the live events industry)… suddenly, the sound is replaced by a satisfying squelch, a humming, purring munching mayhem, and a mist of red glitter descends upon the Houses of Parliament. It’s the hour we’ve all been waiting for… it’s finally time to Eat The Rich.
Book a table at our bloodthirsty banquet, where a macabre menagerie of walkabout performers will take you through the new, sexy, covid secure rules ‘n’ regs and show you to your seat.
After you are nice, comfy and feeling RAVENOUS, you will be joined by a veritable FEAST of the most POLITICAL, ECLECTIC and GUT-CHURNING cabaret acts we could find in the capital…
What’s on the menu you ask? Well, with his current job retention schemes, Dishy Rishi is looking pretty darn edible to this bunch of ‘unskilled’ pussycats… also featuring is a fine leg of (Matt) Ham(cock), DomiSnacks Cummings for the peckish, a platter of Priti Patties, a steaming bowl of Dominic Raa-men and - for desert - our Prime Minister, the pork scratching.
Also featuring YARD SALE PIZZA OFFERS//COCKTAILS, BUBBLES & BEERS//TABLE SERVICE//DRINKS DEALS
WITH AN HOT N SEXY AFTERNOON SHOW ADDED IN - BECAUSE DAY IS THE NEW NIGHT
SO dust off the rhinestones, (faux) furs and finery that has been hiding in your closet since March and join us in raising an angry glass to the government (as they let our industry crumble like a bad cookie) - expect a night brimming with cannibalistic cabaret to fill your rumbling tums and quench your thirst.
IMPORTANT EVENT NOTES:
- Tables are available for 2, 4 or 6 (maximum) for entry at 3pm for the afternoon show and 7pm for the evening show.
- Merch packages available for all tables (goodie bags include a tote bag, badges, temporary tattoos and a ‘Eat The Rich’ facemask)
- There will be sanny spritzing galore, and face-mask wearing for all non-seating activity is mandatory.
- Show times are 4pm and 8pm with doors open an hour before for the all important pre-drink at your table. Shows are 90 minutes long with a 20 minute interval for smoking and toilet breaks.
- We reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone refusing to wear a mask or comply with covid security measures.
- If the ticket price is prohibitive to anyone then please email pxssyliquor@gmail.com - it is important to us that this event is accessible to those experiencing financial hardship.