Brighton Roast Battle

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Description

  • Comedy, Something A Little Different and Theatre/Arts
  • Tickets from £5.50 - £11.00
  • Over 18
  • Every 1st Thursday of the month from 2nd April
  • 20:00 - 22:30

The Brighton Roast Battle: Rules of the Duel 🔥

The Concept
Two comics. One mic. Zero mercy. A high-stakes Clash of Wits at The Secret Comedy Club, where Brighton’s sharpest tongues trade bespoke insults to see who cracks first.
The Rules
  • Bespoke Barbs: 100% original burns only. No recycled jokes allowed.
  • Mental Combat: Strictly wordplay and brutal timing. No physical contact.
  • The Verdict: A panel of veteran comics breaks down the damage, but the Crowd Decibel rules the night.
The "Clean Slate"
The sting stays on the stage. Behind the brutal jokes, all our acts are friends. We show our love by roasting each other to pieces, ending every duel with a handshake or a hug.
The Vibe
Hosted at the award-winning Artista, it’s raw, underground, and unapologetically Brighton.

Tickets

Entry: £15 on the door

If you prefer to buy tickets at the door, arrive early to avoid disappointment as spaces are very limited. Door tickets are only available if we are not sold out online or if there are no-shows.

Schedule

Doors open at 7pm, giving you plenty of time to grab some drinks before the shows start at 8pm. Don't forget, super secret happy hour is from 7pm until 7:30pm. We end at 10:30pm and close at 11pm.

Come join us at the Secret Comedy Club for an unforgettable night of laughter and fun!

*All line-ups are subject to last-minute change without notice.

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Tickets/Times

Ticket Event time Cost
Brighton Roast Battle

Schedule

Doors open at 7pm, giving you plenty of time to grab some drinks before the shows start at 8pm. Don't forget, super secret happy hour is from 7pm until 7:30pm. We end at 10:30pm and close at 11pm.

The Concept

Two comics. One mic. Zero mercy. A high-stakes Clash of Wits at The Secret Comedy Club, where Brighton’s sharpest tongues trade bespoke insults to see who cracks first.

Policies

No refunds: for late arrivals or for those asked to leave.

Late Arrivals: We may resell tickets if you arrive late and have not informed us.

Come join us at the Secret Comedy Club for an unforgettable night of laughter and fun!

*All line-ups are subject to last-minute change without notice.

20:00 - 22:30 £11.00
Brighton Roast Battle Early Bird Discount

This is a discounted ticket for buying early

Schedule

Doors open at 7pm, giving you plenty of time to grab some drinks before the shows start at 8pm. Don't forget, super secret happy hour is from 7pm until 7:30pm. We end at 10:30pm and close at 11pm.

The Concept

Two comics. One mic. Zero mercy. A high-stakes Clash of Wits at The Secret Comedy Club, where Brighton’s sharpest tongues trade bespoke insults to see who cracks first.

Policies

No refunds: for late arrivals or for those asked to leave.

Late Arrivals: We may resell tickets if you arrive late and have not informed us.

Come join us at the Secret Comedy Club for an unforgettable night of laughter and fun!

*All line-ups are subject to last-minute change without notice.

20:00 - 22:30 £8.80
Brighton Roast Battle Super Early Bird Discount

This is a discounted ticket for buying early

Schedule

Doors open at 7pm, giving you plenty of time to grab some drinks before the shows start at 8pm. Don't forget, super secret happy hour is from 7pm until 7:30pm. We end at 10:30pm and close at 11pm.

The Concept

Two comics. One mic. Zero mercy. A high-stakes Clash of Wits at The Secret Comedy Club, where Brighton’s sharpest tongues trade bespoke insults to see who cracks first.

Policies

No refunds: for late arrivals or for those asked to leave.

Late Arrivals: We may resell tickets if you arrive late and have not informed us.

Come join us at the Secret Comedy Club for an unforgettable night of laughter and fun!

*All line-ups are subject to last-minute change without notice.

20:00 - 22:30 £6.60
Saturday Secret Comedy Club Concession

Concession tickets are available with valid ID for the following;

(Proof of eligibility will be requested on arrival at the venue.)

Students, NHS, Blue Light cardholders, Blue Badge holders and those receiving UC, JSA and Pension Credit.

This is a discounted ticket for buying early

Schedule

Doors open at 7pm, giving you plenty of time to grab some drinks before the shows start at 8pm. Don't forget, super secret happy hour is from 7pm until 7:30pm. We end at 10:30pm and close at 11pm.

The Concept

Two comics. One mic. Zero mercy. A high-stakes Clash of Wits at The Secret Comedy Club, where Brighton’s sharpest tongues trade bespoke insults to see who cracks first.

Policies

No refunds: for late arrivals or for those asked to leave.

Late Arrivals: We may resell tickets if you arrive late and have not informed us.

Come join us at the Secret Comedy Club for an unforgettable night of laughter and fun!

*All line-ups are subject to last-minute change without notice.

20:00 - 22:30 £5.50

Location

Address

Artista, 42, Brighton Square, Brighton, BN11HD

Organiser

Artista Cafe & Gallery
Friendly and intimate comedy club at the gorgeous Artista Cafe & Gallery. We book top tier headliners from stage and TV such as Zoe Lyons (Mock The Week), Phil Kay (QI, Jonathan Ross, Viva Cabaret, Reeves & Mortimer, Russell Howard's Good News), Fin Taylor (BBC/Comedy Central), Colin Hoult (Derek/Life's Too Short) and the list goes on... Plus support from the best up and coming names on the UK comedy circuit. "The best small comedy club in Brighton & Hove" and the only regular comedy Saturday night in an independent venue. Run at Artista Cafe & Gallery: Gigs, Performances & Event Venue for Hire Brighton & Hove's top provider of comedy, music and performance art. You will be up close and personal (it IS cosy!) with funny folks from London and south coast at the most welcoming and friendly funny venue in Hove (actually). Remember, spaces are limited and we fill up quickly, so get here early  and have a drink served up with panache by Alex, chat with old and new friends and hang out in this very cool new art space/comedy club! 

T&Cs

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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