What they say:
Prepare for total domination. Some may say the MEATLiquor craze is getting out of hand, but its only just begun. The former site known as Sea Cow is soon to become a darkened haven of killer cocktails and dripping burger pattys as MEATLiquor move in and create some utter carnivorous chaos in another London borough.
What we say:
Dear father, I have a confession to make. My name is Isabella Wardynska and I'm a MEATLiquorholic. Everywhere I go there's a MEATLiquor taunting me with its devilish Monkey Fingers, its molten blue cheese dips, its Dead Hippie pattys... what hunger satisfying purgatory is this? The meat feasting chronicles continue and soon nowhere will be safe. Pray for the weak. Pray for me.