Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves…
Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays
LAUGH TRAIN HOME IS KNOWN FOR HILARIOUS COMEDY NIGHTS, A FUN ATMOSPHERE AND A BIT OF THE UNEXPECTED... FOR OVER A DECADE, WE HAVE BEEN BRINGING YOU THE BEST UK AND INTERNATIONAL COMEDIANS, INCLUDING SARA PASCOE, JOE LYCETT, SEANN WALSH, MILTON JONES, SINDHU VEE, JOSH WIDDICOMBE, REGINALD D. HUNTER AND MORE, EVERY WEDNESDAY.
28 February - Andrew O'Neill Good Omens, Never Mind the Buzzcocks “In their own extraordinary way, O’Neill is one of the most powerfully and radically political comics.” The Scotsman with Jessie Nixon "a streak of cynicism with a degree of charm" Funny Women introducing Benjamin Patterson and MC Ben Van Der Velde
6 March - Janine Harouni Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee, Comedians Giving Lectures, The Now Show “Ready for her Netflix special." The Times with Farah Sharp "Hilarious and finely-honed comedy." Chortle, Horatio Gould Tour support for Frankie Boyle, 50 million views online "Will be this country's Judd Apatow." Seann Walsh and MC Robyn Perkins
13 March - Larry Dean Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee, Live at the Apollo, Roast Battle "has the easy charm of an arena comic and the high joke rate too.” The Guardian introducing Khalid Winter and Chin Wang with MC Ben Van Der Velde
20 March - Jordan Brookes Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner: Best Show, The Russell Howard Hour "Experimental, disconcerting and enthralling." The Guardian with Carly Smallman BBC Radio 4 "smutty outspoken jollity" The Telegraph, Matt Foster "a comedic treasure" Yuk Yuk Comedy and MC Ben Van Der Velde
27 March - Sophie Duker Taskmaster Winner 2022, Live at The Apollo BBC2, Mock the Week BBC2, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Channel 4 and Hypothetical Dave "Gloriously weird and entertaining" Time Out with Radu Isac "Intelligently subversive." The Scotsman, Kathryn Mather Comedy Central Live "Her black humour certainly hit a chord with the room." Chortle and MC Ben Van Der Velde
3 April - Keith Farnan Michael Mcintyre Comedy Roadshow “Artful, satirical…with a lightness of touch and a hefty helping of roguish Celtic charm.” The Sunday Times with Kate Martin "brilliantly funny, energetic and a little bit filthy" Angela Barnes, Becky Umbers New Zealand Comedy Festival Best Newcomer and MC Robyn Perkins
10 April - Sindhu Vee QI, Live at the Apollo, Matilda The Movie "Gleefully wicked." The Sunday Times with Alex Kealy “Rising star of the British stand-up scene…a reservoir of memorable gags.” The List, Blank Peng "Delightful presence with a faux innocence that conceals a cutting edge." and MC Ben Van Der Velde
*** NEW COMEDY HAPPY HOUR! ***
5PM-8.30PM - SHOW YOUR TICKET AT THE BAR FOR DISCOUNTED DRINKS BEFORE THE SHOW STARTS!
£4 AMSTEL / ORCHARD THIEVES CIDER / HOUSE SINGLE SPIRIT & MIXER
£5 LARGE HOUSE WINE / £15 BOTTLE
CAPACITY: We are back to full capacity, which is exciting. We also care about your safety. Please do not attend the evening if you have been pinged by the NHS app or if you are feeling any symptoms. Feel free to wear a mask if you prefer!
PRICE: You may notice two ticket prices £8 & £10. We have started offering £10 to reserve your seats at the front, middle or back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a legend ticket.
PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. We will tweet and Facebook any changes we have.
Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100
Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly earlier price because you were quick to the punch.
|20:30 - 22:00
Single entry to the Comedy Night
|20:30 - 22:00
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email LaughTrainHome@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible.
|20:30 - 22:30
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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