WARNING: North London gives the nod to saucy Aphrodisishack

Published . By Declan Ward.

If you're about to read this, we'd suggest checking for any sneaky family members lurking around corners so as to avoid any future awkward conversations. Checked? Go on then, have a gander:

Tuck in like TOWIE's very own Maria Fowler on this definitely different dining experience.

Original, lip-smacking and oh so saucy, That Hungry Chef Michelin-starred-worthy Pratap Chahal is heating up this summer as he surprises North London-ites with artisan Aphrodisishack supper club. The world's first pair aiming to have more than just your tastebuds tingled, chef Pratap Chahal is joining up with online sex toy retailer Bondara to bring to the Big Smoke a banquet of wonderfully wild and exotic bites. Teaming together two things all humans love: sex and food, this really could be a hedonist's haven, right? We'll let you lot decide for yourselves...

So on National Orgasm Day, shoot over to this cheeky supper club and sample a sassy six-course spread of aphrodisiac-inspired weird and whimsical grub. Including welcome tipple, you'll be wolfing down everything from Fiery Rocky Mountain Oysters and Chilli-Chocolate Tarts to Temptress' Guacamole and Casanova's Cockle Bread; and don't forget your goodie bag on your way out for any naughty left-over nosh that may come in "handy" later on (ooh la la).

Book your £30 tickets now for Friday 31st July and Saturday 1st August 2015.