Do not look down at London’s latest naked rooftop terrace

NOW TV naked rooftop terrace

The naked rooftop terrace run by NOW TV.

Do you know what London has been missing? A naked rooftop bar. Yes, yes it has. A place to bare all high above the city skyline, a place to feel the warm summer breeze blow past your nether regions as you avidly try to maintain eye contact with fellow drinkers.

The wait is over Londoners; rip off your blouse, unbutton those trousers and flaunt your fine buff selves at NOW TV’s naked sun terrace. Aside from working on your all-over tan on the sunloungers, punters can play swingball and, for the truly uninhibited, there will be a trampoline, all overlooking Parliament Square and Big Ben. Sure, you can apply to be invited, but if this is going to be anything like London's first naked restaurant, there could be a hefty waiting list.