BREAKING NEWS: UV LIGHT CREATES SHIELD FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
'The fight against the Zombie plague that has devastated Europe and is fast approaching the capital, made a huge stride forward yesterday when bio scientists revealed that magnified UV rays repel the Zombie species, with prolonged exposure potentially causing their cells to explode…!'
Think that the London Halloween scene has become a dated den of dead cats and horny devils? Looking for something ultimately different, and hella unique? Then Bounce have the romp for you.
Plunging their fun-filled ping-pong in incandescent light, Keith Haring artwork and iridescent pieces look set to scale the 12,000ft worth of walls as ping-pong pushers and party lovers evade the zombie attack the only way they know how, by having fun.
From Games Gurus and UV face painters, to DJ Pete Pong and gory cocktail prizes for the best UV outfit, prepare for a night to remember. Question is, will you survive that night?
'This is a spectacle not to be missed – and with room for 350 people, free entry and enough stockpiled food and drink to keep all sustained until 2am, it just makes sense to be there. And what is more, after 11pm all ping pong tables will be free to play on with no booking necessary! No cost! Take that Zombies..!'