Cheesy Music Clubs in Glasgow

We do love a bit of cheese here at DesignMyNight. There's nothing quite like dancing the night away to some poptastic chart tunes or hairbrush classics. When it comes to cheesy music clubs in Glasgow, the city has a few gems. The kind of places where you and your pals can rock out to the Locomotion, make like Material Girls and do the Macarena without fear of retribution, the kind of places where the word cringe doesn't even exist. Cheese fans stand proud, here's our guide to the best cheesy clubs in Glasgow. 

Last updated on 2nd March 2018




The Shed

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The Shed is the undisputed home of cheese in Glasgow where tacky tunes can be played freely and disco dancers can strut their stuff. This Southside club has two glam floors of fun and frolics with 80s disco tunes and tack-tastic classics booming overhead. A fun cheesy music club in Glasgow where Southside clubbers can let loose in a fun-filled, unpretentious atmosphere.

Speakeasy

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Speakeasy is a fun gay bar in Merchant City that isn't afraid of a cheesy tune. With poptastic DJ sessions throughout the week, Kylie, Madonna and Dolly, all make it on to the playlist. This place is a pleasure palace for those who just want to dance and one of the most raucous cheesy music clubs in Glasgow.