Cheesy Music Clubs in Glasgow

We do love a bit of cheese here at Design My Night. There's nothing quite like dancing the night away to some poptastic chart tunes or hairbrush classics. When it comes to cheesy music clubs in Glasgow, the city has a few gems. The kind of places where you and your pals can rock out to the Locomotion, make like Material Girls and do the Macarena without fear of retribution, the kind of places where the word cringe doesn't even exist. Cheese fans stand proud, here's our guide to the best cheesy clubs in Glasgow. 

Last updated on 15th May 2016

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Speakeasy is a fun gay bar in Merchant City that isn't afraid of a cheesy tune. With poptastic DJ sessions throughout the week, Kylie, Madonna and Dolly, all make it on to the playlist. This place is a pleasure palace for those who just want to dance and one of the most raucous cheesy music clubs in Glasgow. 

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Merchant City

The Shed is the undisputed home of cheese in Glasgow where tacky tunes can be played freely and disco dancers can strut their stuff. This Southside club has two glam floors of fun and frolics with 80s disco tunes and tack-tastic classics booming over head. A fun cheesy music club in Glasgow where Southside clubbers can let loose in a fun-filled, unpretentious atmosphere.

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Dance the night away at DejaVu. This cheese-fest in Merchant City promises a great night out in Glasgow anyone fond of a retro tune. With a music policy that draws in songs from the seventies, eighties and nineties, this place is a tack-tastic dance den and one of the best cheesy  music clubs in Glasgow. 

Happily Affordable ££
Merchant City

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