Located in the heart of the iconic The Lanes, The Mesmerist is one of Brighton’s most versatile venues for private events, dining, and late-night entertainment. Open seven-days and nights a week, the space transforms effortlessly from relaxed daytime lunches and afternoon celebrations into a lively…
Pitch, Please!
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- The Mesmerist
Description
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Dating, Networking and Food & Drink
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The Lanes
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Over 25
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Thu, 26th Mar 2026 @ 19:00 - 22:00
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19:00 - 22:00
🎤 PITCH, PLEASE!
Brighton’s newest dating night is launching Thursday 26th March at 7PM — and you’re invited.
Got a single friend who’s
an absolute catch?
It’s time to prove it.
Pitch, Please is the chaotic, hilarious, heart-on-your-sleeve dating event where you present your mate to a room full of eligible singles — with a short, punchy presentation that shows them off in their best (and most honest) light.
Think:
• PowerPoints
• Inside jokes
• Embarrassing photos
• Unexpected testimonials
• A crowd ready to be convinced
Here’s how it works:
Create a 3–5 minute pitch about your single friend. Tell us why
they’re a dream. Reveal the green flags. Address the red flags.
Share the lore. The crowd votes. Sparks may fly. Prizes are
won.
Whether your mate finds the love of their life or just a few new admirers, it’s a win.
✨ Bold
claims encouraged
✨ Chaos
welcomed
✨ Romance
very possible
To apply to pitch, please fill out the form attached to the presenters ticket!
Because if you’re going to sell your mate…
Pitch, Please.
Offers
Promotions
Location
Address
1-3, Prince Albert Street, BN1 1HE
Area
The Lanes
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Organiser
Mesmerist
Venue
T&Cs
1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight (WFL Media Ltd) and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
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