We're Going Crackers For This 3 Kilogram Baked Cheese

Last updated . By Kay Field.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. 

Spreading tidings of grate joy and proving there really is such a thing as a Christmas miracle, Mamucium is celebrating the festive season with their fittingly named Cheesemas Fest.

The stylish spot is serving up a whopping 3kg baked French cheese - I repeat, 3 kilograms - meaning you're gonna want to call in 10-12 of your closest Christmas elves to help you tackle this glorious vat of goo. But don't worry, you won't be going it alone. The cheesy beast is accompanied by a merry mountain of freshly baked fruit, a yuletide nut loaf, pigs in blankets, candied pecans and their award-winning crispy home-cured pancetta for your dunking pleasure. However, if you’re looking for something a little smaller, they’ve also got you covered with the more manageable four-person baked camembert. Surrounded by the same festive treats as its mammoth partner, this classic wintry treat's sure to cut the cheese.

But wait, there's more. Mamucium is adding a final flourish of yuletide decadence with an optional 90 minutes of bottomless mulled wine or bubbles to accompany your luxurious cheese feast for only £10 per person. Almost sounds too Gouda to be true.

The Cheese Fest, priced at £59.95, and Baked Camembert, £29.95, are available at Mamucium, 6 Todd Street, M3 1WU, from 12pm-10pm. Both will be served until the end of January however, the Cheese Fest needs to be booked 24 hours in advance.