The Four Thieves


Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, an onsite Tap Room, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.  

A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list.  Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with an Italian twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast.  The Pizzeria spins out hot freshly baked sourdough pizzas to order.

Spend some relaxed daytimes in the spacious pub or all-weather Gin Yard, perfect for using as a daytime workspace with teas, coffees, soft drinks and speedy WiFi, or a leisurely lunch with meals starting from just £6.

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club on the first Saturday of the month. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime. 

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills.  A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting.

Down in the basement there's an art deco vibed Karaoke room with a huge bank of songs to unleash your inner Adele - You can privately hire for an hour or come during the week for a mini session.

It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?


What's on

Karaoke @ Four Thieves
***LAUNCHING A BRAND NEW KARAOKE ROOM*** We are chuffed to bits to unveil our shiny new entertainment space.  There's almost a whole years worth…

Various dates from Sunday 29th January 2023

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The Kid's Table
About The Kids' Table The Kids' Table is on a mission to offer parents the freedom to have a lazy lunch or brunch out in peace, or enjoy a shopping…

Every Sunday

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Live Sunday Jazz
THE RETURN OF THE JAZZ! Every Sunday we're so excited for our fabulous house Jazz band to return and soundtrack your Sunday Roast!   We think…

Every Sunday

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The Big Quiffy Quiz!
Join us weekly every Tuesday for the most fun you could possibly have while quizzing! Music clips, picture rounds -  even an interactive way…

Every Tuesday

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Level Up Brunch!
Start your Saturday right by joining us for our Arcade Bottomless Brunch!  There are two levels to enjoy - your group can of course pick a mixture…

Every Saturday

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Live from the BOATHOUSE

Every Saturday

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Offer Availability
The Kids Table
The Kid's Table offer supervised crafty fun to 3 - 10yr olds in the Tap Room so parents can enjoy some 'me' time while the little ones have fun. Craft bags also available on request.
Sunday 12:00 – 14:00


Arcade Experience!


  • London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor
  • No door charge
  • None
  • 18 for alcohol
  • Live Music
  • Garden
  • No queues normally


Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 0:00
Tuesday 12:00 0:00
Wednesday 12:00 0:00
Thursday 12:00 0:00
Friday 12:00 2:00
Saturday 11:00 2:00
Sunday 12:00 22:30



The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ



Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)


  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Pub Food, British, Burgers, Small Plates, Pizza and Italian food.

  • A word from the chef:

    The Four Thieves bring a mediterranean vibed menu, including pub classics with a twist.

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The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…

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