The Four Thieves

Description

Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, an onsite Tap Room, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.  

A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list.  Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with an Italian twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast.  The Pizzeria spins out hot freshly baked sourdough pizzas to order.

Spend some relaxed daytimes in the spacious pub or all-weather Gin Yard, perfect for using as a daytime workspace with teas, coffees, soft drinks and speedy WiFi, or a leisurely lunch with meals starting from just £6.

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club on the first Saturday of the month. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime. 

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills.  A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting.

Down in the basement there's an art deco vibed Karaoke room with a huge bank of songs to unleash your inner Adele - You can privately hire for an hour or come during the week for a mini session.

It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?

 

What's on

Karaoke @ Four Thieves
***LAUNCHING A BRAND NEW KARAOKE ROOM*** We are chuffed to bits to unveil our shiny new entertainment space.  There's almost a whole years worth…

Various dates from Tuesday 27th September 2022

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The Big Quiffy Quiz!
Join us weekly every Tuesday for the most fun you could possibly have while quizzing! Music clips, picture rounds -  even an interactive way…

Every Tuesday

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Devil's Soup DJs
Every Friday and Saturday night join us for a night of funk, soul, rhythm and blues, disco, motown and anything else that gets you on the dancefloor…

Various dates from Friday 30th September 2022

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Level Up Brunch!
Start your Saturday right by joining us for our Arcade Bottomless Brunch!  There are two levels to enjoy - your group can of course pick a mixture…

Every Saturday

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Oktoberfest 2022
Join us for the biggest, beeriest celebration of the year!  We're hosting a full two weeks of events to honour the traditional Oktoberfestcelebrations…

Saturday 1st and Sunday 2nd October 2022

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Live from the BOATHOUSE
THE FOUR THIEVES PRESENTS LIVE AT THE BOATHOUSE EACH SATURDAY AT 10.30PM & 11.30PM WE HAVE A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE AT OUR FANTASTIC BOATHOUSE…

Every Saturday

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The Kid's Table
About The Kids' Table The Kids' Table is on a mission to offer parents the freedom to have a lazy lunch or brunch out in peace, or enjoy a shopping…

Every Sunday from 2nd October

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Live Sunday Jazz
THE RETURN OF THE JAZZ! Every Sunday we're so excited for our fabulous house Jazz band to return and soundtrack your Sunday Roast!   We think…

Every Sunday

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Comedy for the Curious
Comedy for the Curious is a comedy panel show with a science twist. This unique comedy show has 3 very different stand-up sets (on the topic…

Sunday 2nd October 2022 and 3 other Sundays

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Comedy for the Curious
Comedy for the Curious is a comedy panel show with a science twist. This unique comedy show has 3 very different stand-up sets (on the topicat…

Sunday 2nd October 2022 and 2 other Sundays

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Orbit Beers Tap Room Takeover
Come and join us in our lovely on site Tap Room for a month long Takeover by our friends over at Orbit Brewery!   "The beers we brew at…

Mon, 3rd Oct 2022 - Sun, 30th Oct 2022

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Pop Bus Tours
"The singalong, London music tour, party-on-wheels!” Join us for a party like no other, on London’s number one attraction and ONLY singalong…

Sat, 15th Oct 2022 @ 12:00 - 20:00

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Offers

Offer Availability
The Kids Table
The Kid's Table offer supervised crafty fun to 3 - 10yr olds in the Tap Room so parents can enjoy some 'me' time while the little ones have fun. Craft bags also available on request.
Sunday 12:00 – 14:00

Vouchers

Arcade Experience!
Experience

Info

  • London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor
  • No door charge
  • None
  • 18 for alcohol
  • Live Music
  • Garden
  • No queues normally

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 0:00
Tuesday 12:00 0:00
Wednesday 12:00 0:00
Thursday 12:00 0:00
Friday 12:00 2:00
Saturday 11:00 2:00
Sunday 12:00 22:30

Location

Address

The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ

Area

Battersea

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Pub Food, British, Burgers, Small Plates, Pizza and Italian food.

  • A word from the chef:

    The Four Thieves bring a mediterranean vibed menu, including pub classics with a twist.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
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Weekend*
0 0 - - -

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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Customer Reviews (228)

Our Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…


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