The Four Thieves

Description

Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.  

A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list.  Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern pub food, some with a twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast.  The Pizzeria spins out hot freshly baked sourdough pizzas to order.

Spend some relaxed daytimes in the spacious pub or all-weather Gin Yard, perfect for using as a daytime workspace with teas, coffees, soft drinks and speedy WiFi, or a leisurely lunch with meals starting from just £7.

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club every Saturday. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime. 

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills.  A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting.

New rooms include the StepManiax Dance Centre - a mini ravey room with the latest in dance rhythm games, track your progress in the app to become top dog!  Down in the basement there's an art deco vibed Karaoke room with a huge bank of songs to unleash your inner Adele - You can privately hire for an hour or come during the week for a mini session.

It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?

What's on

Private Karaoke Room
Is this the best Karaoke booth in London??  Come see for yourself! Are you a budding Beyonce?  A fledgling Florence?  A wannabe…

Various dates from Thursday 18th July 2024

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DJ Mick - Epic All Dayer!
DJ Mick is back with the 100% bangers and party starting tunes for your Saturday... expect everything from disco to house, 90s rave anthems,dancehall…

Sat, 20th Jul 2024 @ 21:00 - 2:00

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Christmas Showcase - London
CHRISTMAS IN SUMMER? WHY NOT! Join us at Four Thieves for a sneak peek of the festive season, drinks & nibbles from 6-9pm Picture your Christmas…

Thu, 1st Aug 2024 @ 18:00 - 21:00

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Vouchers

Arcade Experience!
Experience
Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100

Info

  • London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor
  • Wheelchair+Access,+Disabled+Toilets
  • No door charge

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 0:00
Tuesday 12:00 0:00
Wednesday 12:00 0:00
Thursday 12:00 0:00
Friday 12:00 2:00
Saturday 12:00 2:00
Sunday 12:00 22:30

Location

Address

The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ

Area

Battersea

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Pub Food, British, Burgers, Small Plates, Pizza, Italian, Roast Dinner, Vegan Friendly, Vegetarian Friendly, Bottomless Brunch and Brunch food.

  • A word from the chef:

    The Four Thieves bring a mediterranean vibed menu, including pub classics with a twist.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
Standing
Cost Min spend
Midweek*
Min spend
Weekend*
0 0 - - -

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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Customer Reviews (234)

Our Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…

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