Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, an onsite Tap Room, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria?! Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.
A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list. Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with a Latin twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast (just get the Confit Lamb, no need to see the menu). Join them in the during the daytime on Thursdays and Fridays to take advantage of the lunch and brunch menu, free WiFi and a nice selection of soft and hot drinks.
A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club on the first Saturday of the month. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime.
Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills! A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting!
It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?!
So Board Gift Voucher
£10 - £30
BOOGALOO STU'S BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH for two
On sale until 1st May 2020
- Pub , Restaurant Bar , Activity
- Something a little different , Eating , Drinking and Eating
- Battersea, Clapham
- Comedy, Experience
- Happily Affordable ££
- London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
- Dance floor
- No door charge
- 18 for alcohol
- Live Music
- No queues normally
The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Clapham Junction (Rail)