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Description

A pub and microbrewery with 70+ gins, weekly comedy night, quiz, live Sunday jazz, DJs, lunch deals, a snug which houses an immersive game, bottomless brunch, a Victorian styled Music Hall filled with a fully functioning Arcade.... is there anything The Four Thieves doesn’t do?  The venue itself offers a quirky decor with bags of charisma and friendly staff to give everyone the warmest of welcomes. 

Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with a Latin twist, a BBQ in the Summer months and their now famous Sunday Roast, served with a side of vintage Jazz. Join them in the during the daytime in the week to take advantage of the lunch menu, free WiFi and Climpson and Son's artisan coffee.  

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here.  The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax.  Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the quiz night and also the bottomless brunch.  Think unlimited cocktails, bottomless tea, coffee and toast, bingo and balloon animal making.  All before lunchtime.  In our secret snug room they host Lady Chastity's Reserve, a mysterious immersive game featured in Time Out and Metro, which has to be seen to be believed... just ask for Gabriel.  

Weekends they know how to throw a party... Excellent selectors from some of London's best club nights play a perfect mix of Funk, Soul, Disco, Rock n Roll and Motown until 2am every Friday or Saturday.  A perfect place to celebrate birthdays, engagements or just to have a night out away from the pop/chart drivel.

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot.  Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track.  Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills!  Not to mention Plonk crazy golf, retro Arcade cabinets and even Dance Revolution!

We haven't even got to the bar yet! A huge selection of incredible wines on our specially selected list. Their own brewery fresh lager. Eight pumps featuring our own beer, brewed on site. Then there's the gin... 70 plus brands, huge variety of tonics and their own house infused bathtub gins.

What's on

To see all upcoming events view the full event calendar.


Lady Chastity's Reserve - A New Immersive Team Game

Lady Chastity's Reserve - A New Immersive Team Game

Various dates

For bookings visit handmademysteries.com ESCAPE ROOMS WITH A TWISTED TWIST! Solve Lady Chastity's sordid secrets in...

VR - London SW11 1hr Premium Package

VR - London SW11 1hr Premium Package

Various dates

NOW OPEN FOR 1HR PREMIUM PACKAGE BOOKINGS The VR Concept's in-pub virtual reality has arrived at the Four Thieves. Now...

Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays

Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays

Various dates

Laugh Train Home is known for hilarious comedy nights, a fun atmosphere and a bit of the unexpected...  **PLEASE...

Four Thieves 2nd Annual Beer Festival!

Four Thieves 2nd Annual Beer Festival!

Fri 24th Aug 2018 - Sun 26th Aug 2018

Come and join our celebration of all things BEER at our 2nd annual Beer Festival!  We'll be welcoming brews from all...

Offers / Promos 3

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Offer Details Availability
Buy One Get One Free Burgers Monday 17:00 - 22:00
Prosecco Thursdays £15.50 for a bottle of Prosecco Thursday
Boogaloo's Big Bottomless Brunch Bingo & Craft Club £30 - choose any main meal and get unlimited tea, coffee and toast, and get bottomless Bloody Marys or Mimosas for 2 to 20 guests Saturday 11:00 - 13:00

Info

No door charge
No queues normally
Happily Affordable ££
Battersea
18 for alcohol
None
Buy One Get One Free Burgers, Prosecco Thursdays, Boogaloo's Big Bottomless Brunch Bingo & …

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
12:00 00:00
12:00 00:00
12:00 00:00
12:00 00:00
12:00 02:00
11:00 02:00
12:00 22:30

Location

The Four Thieves
51 Lavender Gardens, London, SW11 1DJ

Area:
South London

Nearest station:
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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Menus

Menus

Four Thieves Pub Menu Download
Four Thieves Lunch Deal Download
Wednesday Pizza Menu Download
Four Thieves Chalk Board Menu Download


This venue serves Pub Food, British and Italian food.

A word from the chef:
The Four Thieves promises a cracking spread of food, with pop-up chefs doing their thing in the kitchen.

Our Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap;...

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I attended with 3 friends, Really enjoyed the retro gaming room upstairs and had some great fins downstairs. Lovely garden area too. Would totally recommend x Visited The Four Thieves on 2017-04-08
by on April 23rd, 2018
5

About as much common sense on the door as mars!
by on February 4th, 2018
1

This place is awesome!!! Came here last Saturday with a big group of mates celebrating a birthday. We booked in with Jazzy who was more than helpful and friendly, especially when it came to pre-ordering food/drinks (as half of us are Vegetarians!) Food was great, we had the new Hallouimi Burger which was so tasty!! Drinks were pretty cheap compared to some other places we have visited in Clapham. We spent most of our time up in the Arcade smashing the games and dancing. Perfect ending to the night was security holding umbrellas over us as we waited for our ubers!! Will defiantly be back again, thanks four thieves!!!
by on February 1st, 2018
5
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Had an absolute ripper of a night here! Came in with a few mates from work, not knowing what to expect and ended up having an absolute banger of a night! The arcade is well worth a visit after a few bevvies. Also huge ups to the manager who not only helped me find my phone, but made sure I found my friends and got home safe!
by on February 1st, 2018
5
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Really like this place. The pub bit downstairs is nice, and then there's this huge arcade room upstairs with golf, car racing VR and a load of arcade games. They don't charge to get in either (you pay for the games, but they're pretty reasonable). Can get busy at the weekends, so if you're looking for a chill one go in the week. Visited The Four Thieves on 2018-08-21
by on February 1st, 2018
5
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Cool place. Doesnt feel the cleanest as its the sort of place people get drunk and spill drinks that become sticky on the floor, but is a fun place as it has a games room.
by on December 9th, 2017
3

Do not go here. The word DEMOGRAPHIC is thrown around to make anyon of colour feel unwanted and uncomfortable. What an absolutely disgustingly bigoted place, avoid it unless you fancy being followed to the loo at 7pm and told to leave only because of your colour, not because you’ve had a drink, but explicitly because of your DEMOGRAPHIC. Pathetic.
by on December 3rd, 2017
1

We had 40 people there for our engagement party and had a great night until later in the evening when management decided to kick my fiancé out on the basis that he looked tired/tipsy. Ruined our evening and you cannot give that back. This was so uneccesary and disappointing for us all. Quite unbelievable actually. It feels like we were targeted just so we leave and clear the area for other guests. Don’t waste your money and time.
by on October 22nd, 2017
1
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Staff were unsure of what drinks they served , food was terrible and the bouncers were jumped up and aggressive - We went to celebrate a friends engagement but told to leave as someone looked tired -four thieves robbed us of a good time and ruined our night!!!
by on October 22nd, 2017
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Awful please do not go!!
by on October 8th, 2017
1

Please please please don't go. Terrible. End. Anywhere but here. What everyone says is true. Terrible. End
by on October 8th, 2017
1

Would definitely recommend if you're looking for something different to do - the upstairs games area can't be beaten!
by on September 7th, 2017
4

Came here for a birthday and went to the arcade and took part in the pub quiz. Honestly the best place to catch up with friends and the people there are lovely. Definitely going again!
by on July 28th, 2017
5

Great venue, love the games room upstairs. We played the car racing and arcade games - that have table ice hockey - and then Plonk crazy golf which is a small but fun course
by on July 3rd, 2017
5

Went here for the weekend brunch. It was good fun overall and the drag queen bingo was hilarious. The unlimited mimosas were weak cava mix with orange which felt like a bit of a fob off which was a shame, but overall a good day, and worth staying after for the gin! Visited The Four Thieves on 2017-05-27
by on June 9th, 2017
3

PROS If you love gin, this is the the place to go. Lots of good gin varieties. Love the cosy garden/ great atmosphere. Visited The Four Thieves on 2015-06-19
by on March 12th, 2017
3

Great fun, great games - a great place for a night out!!
by on February 1st, 2017
4

The pub itself is big and well designed and the garden at the back is a nice touch - so is the game room upstairs. What works really badly is their door staff policy. They are incredibly rude and militant and the system when we have booked a table or an area of providing guest names at the door, so the "hostess" can come and pick up the guests rather than simply letting the named guests in, does NOT work. We were at a birthday party this past weekend and several of the guests were treated very badly by the door staff and most had to wait outside for a while. And when we tried to go out to pick them up, the staff would shout us down for daring to open the door... You do not expect that when you are invited - as a named guest - to a party. I am usually very easy going and I have never written a bad review for a pub before, but we will not be back and cannot recommend going on the days they have security on the door. Actually, we were treated so badly despite spending A LOT of money that we don't ever want to put more money in their pockets again. Avoid
by on January 23rd, 2017
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Really great fun! The setup was exactly what you need for VR games and there are a surprising amount of games that you can play. The Zombie game is a must!
by on November 26th, 2016
5
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This is an amazing pub with so much on offer! It has loads of events throughout the week but also great for an after work meet up. I've been to one of their stand up comedy nights and took part in Lady Chastity's Reserve escape room. Both were excellent! If you're a fan of escape rooms challenges I'd recommend Lady Chastity's. It was a bit more experiential than the ones I've done previously and you get a bottle of wine if you escape within the time limit, which was a nice touch.
by on October 3rd, 2016
5
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Amazing place to chill and relaxwith your mates. Would recommend it to anyone looking for a fun and chilled night out. The prices weren't too bad and the staff were nice aswell.
by on September 17th, 2016
4

What a gem! The games arcade upstairs was a great surprise, so much fun! We arrived a bit late in the evening for the food and outdoor terrace but will check them out on a return visit.
by on July 4th, 2016
5

Really buzzing for a Friday night and definitely lived up to all its hype! The place is massive and once we had filled up on the BBQ food platter downstairs we headed up for a go on the remote control car race. So much fun and a really good atmosphere.
by on February 9th, 2016
5

New favourite pub in London. I'm a button hound, so having both the games hall and Lady Chastity was perfect for a night out down South. Had the pie and mash special as well, the grub is on really point. Shame the gin distillery was down, but AJ treated us to a brilliant beer tasting, the white peach IPA is great!
by on October 23rd, 2015
5

Been going here a lot lately, it is well beyond a pub. The venue is huge inside, with various rooms and a neat outdoor area. There's always stuff on, bands, events, experiential games, comedy, and all with decent booze and good grub. Happy to be a local. Cheers!
by on April 19th, 2015
5

I visit this place last Wednesday , their draught beer were shocking , no gas in both Sagress and kronoburg too flat not very impressed seems far too many pubs and bars in Clapham , seems when you have a big pubs chains making easy money and opening far too money around the country .
by on April 13th, 2015
1
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It was a great night and the burgers was amazing! Our manager took very good care of us and all my guests commented on what a great venue it is! Thank you so much to all the staff! The only feedback I can give to the bar: Our full/ half full drinks kept being taken away which meant we had to keep buying new drinks. not really great guys. Everyone complained about that. Other than that - the night was awesome!
by on January 26th, 2015
4

Our Netball Club Christmas party was a great success. Staff great on the night, amazing food and brilliant atmosphere with space for dancing. Would recommend for a team night out.
by on January 6th, 2015
5

Brilliant evening and a great atmosphere at the pub. Staff, in particular Sam, couldnt have done enough for our table and helped make the night. Will definitely be coming back.
by on December 15th, 2014
5

Reserved a table for my friends and I for Christmas drinks. The staff was nice and the food although pricey the ones that eat said it was nice. Good location great garden. Would recommend!
by on December 7th, 2014
4

Love love love this new place! Ive been waiting for a cool new bar to open in Battersea. The decor is quirky and staff really friendly and love that outside gin gardeny thing! Havent eaten here yet but will next time I go!
by on October 28th, 2014
4

Have seen something also about a lavender garden here that they'll be featuring in their gin drinks? Looks very promising and I can#t wait to check it out this weekend
by on January 1st, 1970
4

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