Top events @ The Thieves
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Good Ship Comedy NYE Special feat. Marcel Lucont
(from £22.00
Wed, 31st Dec 2025 @ multiple start times (see ticket info) |
Buy from £22.00 |
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Good Ship Comedy feat. Glenn Moore
(from £11.00
Wed, 14th Jan 2026 @ 20:30 - 22:30 |
Buy from £11.00 |
South London, get ready – on 1st November, the beloved Four Thieves reopens as The Thieves, a 500-capacity adult playground filled with games, live shows, and unforgettable nights out.
This isn’t your average pub: blending heritage charm with a bold “playhouse” concept, every visit feels like a celebration.
Take on your friends in darts, pool, RC racing, or classic arcade favourites like Mario Kart and House of the Dead in The Thieves Gambit, then dive into live entertainment from House of Dinosaur and Twisted Time Machine, including interactive parties, cabaret, themed brunches, and DJ nights - from Ultimate ABBA Party to 90s Pop Raveyard and Bingo Remixed.
Fuel your visit with Balans, our newest
franchise partner, bringing fresh, high-quality, all-day dishes
from brunch classics and sharing plates to flatbreads, truffle
fried chicken, and Sunday roasts.
For groups and special occasions, our private hire spaces,
including an art-deco karaoke room, are perfect for parties, mini
sessions, or exclusive bookings.
With games, shows, food, and immersive experiences, The Thieves is South London’s ultimate destination for fun - book now and be part of it.
Various dates from Friday 5th December 2025
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Every Friday
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Various dates from Saturday 6th December 2025
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Every Saturday
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Every Tuesday
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Every Thursday
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Wed, 31st Dec 2025 @ 19:00 - 3:00
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Wed, 31st Dec 2025 @ multiple start times (see ticket info)
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Wednesday 31st December 2025 and 10 other Wednesdays
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Wed, 14th Jan 2026 @ 20:30 - 22:30
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Wed, 28th Jan 2026 @ 20:30 - 22:30
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Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100
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| Day | Open | Close | Notes |
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| Monday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
| Tuesday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
| Wednesday | 12:00 | 0:00 | |
| Thursday | 12:00 | 1:00 | |
| Friday | 12:00 | 2:00 | |
| Saturday | 10:00 | 2:00 | |
| Sunday | 10:00 | 22:00 |
Address
The Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Area
Battersea
Nearest Station
Clapham Junction (Rail)
| Name | Type | Capacity Seated |
Capacity Standing |
Cost | Min spend Midweek* |
Min spend Weekend* |
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* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.
The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review
The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…
