A pub and microbrewery with 70+ gins, weekly comedy night, quiz, live Sunday jazz, DJs, lunch deals, a snug which houses an immersive game, bottomless brunch, a Victorian styled Music Hall filled with a fully functioning Arcade.... is there anything The Four Thieves doesn’t do? The venue itself offers a quirky decor with bags of charisma and friendly staff to give everyone the warmest of welcomes.
Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with a Latin twist, a BBQ in the Summer months and their now famous Sunday Roast, served with a side of vintage Jazz. Join them in the during the daytime in the week to take advantage of the lunch menu, free WiFi and Climpson and Son's artisan coffee.
A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the quiz night and also the bottomless brunch. Think unlimited cocktails, bottomless tea, coffee and toast, bingo and balloon animal making. All before lunchtime. In our secret snug room they host Lady Chastity's Reserve, a mysterious immersive game featured in Time Out and Metro, which has to be seen to be believed... just ask for Gabriel.
Weekends they know how to throw a party... Excellent selectors from some of London's best club nights play a perfect mix of Funk, Soul, Disco, Rock n Roll and Motown until 2am every Friday or Saturday. A perfect place to celebrate birthdays, engagements or just to have a night out away from the pop/chart drivel.
Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills! Not to mention Plonk crazy golf, retro Arcade cabinets and even Dance Revolution!
We haven't even got to the bar yet! A huge selection of incredible wines on our specially selected list. Their own brewery fresh lager. Eight pumps featuring our own beer, brewed on site. Then there's the gin... 70 plus brands, huge variety of tonics and their own house infused bathtub gins.
Buy One Get One Free Burgers
||Monday 17:00 – 22:00|
£15.50 for a bottle of Prosecco
Boogaloo's Big Bottomless Brunch Bingo & Craft Club
£30 - choose any main meal and get unlimited tea, coffee and toast, and get bottomless Bloody Marys or Mimosas
|Saturday 11:00 – 13:00|
- Comedy, Experience
- Battersea, Clapham
- Happily Affordable ££
- London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
- Dance floor
- No door charge
- 18 for alcohol
- Live Music
The Four Thieves, 51 Lavender Gardens SW11 1DJ
Clapham Junction (Rail)
51 Lavender Gardens SW11 1DJ