The Four Thieves

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Description

A pub and microbrewery with 70+ gins, weekly comedy night, quiz, live Sunday jazz, DJs, lunch deals, a snug which houses an immersive game, bottomless brunch, a Victorian styled Music Hall filled with a fully functioning Arcade.... is there anything The Four Thieves doesn’t do?  The venue itself offers a quirky decor with bags of charisma and friendly staff to give everyone the warmest of welcomes. 

Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with a Latin twist, a BBQ in the Summer months and their now famous Sunday Roast, served with a side of vintage Jazz. Join them in the during the daytime in the week to take advantage of the lunch menu, free WiFi and Climpson and Son's artisan coffee.  

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here.  The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax.  Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the quiz night and also the bottomless brunch.  Think unlimited cocktails, bottomless tea, coffee and toast, bingo and balloon animal making.  All before lunchtime.  In our secret snug room they host Lady Chastity's Reserve, a mysterious immersive game featured in Time Out and Metro, which has to be seen to be believed... just ask for Gabriel.  

Weekends they know how to throw a party... Excellent selectors from some of London's best club nights play a perfect mix of Funk, Soul, Disco, Rock n Roll and Motown until 2am every Friday or Saturday.  A perfect place to celebrate birthdays, engagements or just to have a night out away from the pop/chart drivel.

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot.  Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track.  Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills!  Not to mention Plonk crazy golf, retro Arcade cabinets and even Dance Revolution!

We haven't even got to the bar yet! A huge selection of incredible wines on our specially selected list. Their own brewery fresh lager. Eight pumps featuring our own beer, brewed on site. Then there's the gin... 70 plus brands, huge variety of tonics and their own house infused bathtub gins.

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VR - London SW11

VR - London SW11

Various dates

BOOK IN ADVANCE TO SAVE MONEY!The one and only in-pub virtual reality experience! The VR Concept is the latest addition...

Lady Chastity's Reserve - A New Immersive Team Game

Lady Chastity's Reserve - A New Immersive Team Game

Various dates

For bookings visit handmademysteries.com ESCAPE ROOMS WITH A TWISTED TWIST! Solve Lady Chastity's sordid secrets...

Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays

Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays

Various dates

Laugh Train Home is known for hilarious comedy nights, a fun atmosphere and a bit of the unexpected... (we also have...

Dark Circus, Twisted Special

Dark Circus, Twisted Special

Saturday 28 October 2017

Dark Circus Halloween specialCome ONE come ALL!!  Feel the Magic up close and prepare to be thrilledDark Circus takes...

Brockmans VIP Twisted Circus - Halloween Night

Brockmans VIP Twisted Circus - Halloween Night

Tuesday 31 October 2017

Brockmans Gin presents the Twisted Circus.Brockmans gin partners up with the Four Thieves to enchant you in a once in a...

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Offer Details Availability
Buy One Get One Free Burgers Monday 17:00 - 22:00
Prosecco Thursdays £15.50 for a bottle of Prosecco Thursday
Boogaloo's Big Bottomless Brunch Bingo & Craft Club £30 - choose any main meal and get unlimited tea, coffee and toast, and get bottomless Bloody Marys or Mimosas Saturday

Info

No door charge
No queues normally
Happily Affordable ££
Battersea
18 for alcohol
None
Buy One Get One Free Burgers, Prosecco Thursdays, Boogaloo's Big Bottomless Brunch Bingo & …

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
12:00 00:00
12:00 00:00
12:00 00:00
12:00 00:00
12:00 02:00
11:00 02:00
12:00 22:30

Location

The Four Thieves
51 Lavender Gardens, London, SW11 1DJ

Area:
South London

Nearest station:
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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Menus

Menus

Four Thieves Pub Menu Download
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Wednesday Pizza Menu Download
Four Thieves Chalk Board Menu Download


This venue serves Pub Food, British and Italian food.

A word from the chef:
The Four Thieves promises a cracking spread of food, with pop-up chefs doing their thing in the kitchen.

Our Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap;...

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We had 40 people there for our engagement party and had a great night until later in the evening when management decided to kick my fiancé out on the basis that he looked tired/tipsy. Ruined our evening and you cannot give that back. This was so uneccesary and disappointing for us all. Quite unbelievable actually. It feels like we were targeted just so we leave and clear the area for other guests. Don’t waste your money and time.
22 Oct 2017 by
1

Staff were unsure of what drinks they served , food was terrible and the bouncers were jumped up and aggressive - We went to celebrate a friends engagement but told to leave as someone looked tired -four thieves robbed us of a good time and ruined our night!!!
22 Oct 2017 by
1

Awful please do not go!!
08 Oct 2017 by
1

Please please please don't go. Terrible. End. Anywhere but here. What everyone says is true. Terrible. End
08 Oct 2017 by
1

Would definitely recommend if you're looking for something different to do - the upstairs games area can't be beaten!
07 Sep 2017 by
4

Came here for a birthday and went to the arcade and took part in the pub quiz. Honestly the best place to catch up with friends and the people there are lovely. Definitely going again!
28 Jul 2017 by
5

Great venue, love the games room upstairs. We played the car racing and arcade games - that have table ice hockey - and then Plonk crazy golf which is a small but fun course
03 Jul 2017 by
5

Went here for the weekend brunch. It was good fun overall and the drag queen bingo was hilarious. The unlimited mimosas were weak cava mix with orange which felt like a bit of a fob off which was a shame, but overall a good day, and worth staying after for the gin! Dee visited The Four Thieves on 27 May 2017
09 Jun 2017 by
3

PROS If you love gin, this is the the place to go. Lots of good gin varieties. Love the cosy garden/ great atmosphere. Jeanette visited The Four Thieves on 19 Jun 2015
12 Mar 2017 by
3

Great fun, great games - a great place for a night out!!
01 Feb 2017 by
4

The pub itself is big and well designed and the garden at the back is a nice touch - so is the game room upstairs. What works really badly is their door staff policy. They are incredibly rude and militant and the system when we have booked a table or an area of providing guest names at the door, so the "hostess" can come and pick up the guests rather than simply letting the named guests in, does NOT work. We were at a birthday party this past weekend and several of the guests were treated very badly by the door staff and most had to wait outside for a while. And when we tried to go out to pick them up, the staff would shout us down for daring to open the door... You do not expect that when you are invited - as a named guest - to a party. I am usually very easy going and I have never written a bad review for a pub before, but we will not be back and cannot recommend going on the days they have security on the door. Actually, we were treated so badly despite spending A LOT of money that we don't ever want to put more money in their pockets again. Avoid
23 Jan 2017 by
2

Really great fun! The setup was exactly what you need for VR games and there are a surprising amount of games that you can play. The Zombie game is a must!
26 Nov 2016 by
5

This is an amazing pub with so much on offer! It has loads of events throughout the week but also great for an after work meet up. I've been to one of their stand up comedy nights and took part in Lady Chastity's Reserve escape room. Both were excellent! If you're a fan of escape rooms challenges I'd recommend Lady Chastity's. It was a bit more experiential than the ones I've done previously and you get a bottle of wine if you escape within the time limit, which was a nice touch.
03 Oct 2016 by
5

Amazing place to chill and relaxwith your mates. Would recommend it to anyone looking for a fun and chilled night out. The prices weren't too bad and the staff were nice aswell.
17 Sep 2016 by
4

What a gem! The games arcade upstairs was a great surprise, so much fun! We arrived a bit late in the evening for the food and outdoor terrace but will check them out on a return visit.
04 Jul 2016 by
5

Really buzzing for a Friday night and definitely lived up to all its hype! The place is massive and once we had filled up on the BBQ food platter downstairs we headed up for a go on the remote control car race. So much fun and a really good atmosphere.
09 Feb 2016 by
5

New favourite pub in London. I'm a button hound, so having both the games hall and Lady Chastity was perfect for a night out down South. Had the pie and mash special as well, the grub is on really point. Shame the gin distillery was down, but AJ treated us to a brilliant beer tasting, the white peach IPA is great!
23 Oct 2015 by
5

Been going here a lot lately, it is well beyond a pub. The venue is huge inside, with various rooms and a neat outdoor area. There's always stuff on, bands, events, experiential games, comedy, and all with decent booze and good grub. Happy to be a local. Cheers!
19 Apr 2015 by
5

I visit this place last Wednesday , their draught beer were shocking , no gas in both Sagress and kronoburg too flat not very impressed seems far too many pubs and bars in Clapham , seems when you have a big pubs chains making easy money and opening far too money around the country .
13 Apr 2015 by
1

It was a great night and the burgers was amazing! Our manager took very good care of us and all my guests commented on what a great venue it is! Thank you so much to all the staff! The only feedback I can give to the bar: Our full/ half full drinks kept being taken away which meant we had to keep buying new drinks. not really great guys. Everyone complained about that. Other than that - the night was awesome!
26 Jan 2015 by
4

Our Netball Club Christmas party was a great success. Staff great on the night, amazing food and brilliant atmosphere with space for dancing. Would recommend for a team night out.
06 Jan 2015 by
5

Brilliant evening and a great atmosphere at the pub. Staff, in particular Sam, couldnt have done enough for our table and helped make the night. Will definitely be coming back.
15 Dec 2014 by
5

Reserved a table for my friends and I for Christmas drinks. The staff was nice and the food although pricey the ones that eat said it was nice. Good location great garden. Would recommend!
07 Dec 2014 by
4

Love love love this new place! Ive been waiting for a cool new bar to open in Battersea. The decor is quirky and staff really friendly and love that outside gin gardeny thing! Havent eaten here yet but will next time I go!
28 Oct 2014 by
4

Have seen something also about a lavender garden here that they'll be featuring in their gin drinks? Looks very promising and I can#t wait to check it out this weekend
22 Sep 2014 by
4

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