The Four Thieves

Description

Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, an onsite Tap Room, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria?!  Probably.  Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.  

A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list.  Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern street food, some with a Latin twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast (just get the Confit Lamb, no need to see the menu).  Join them in the during the daytime on Thursdays and Fridays to take advantage of the lunch and brunch menu, free WiFi and a nice selection of soft and hot drinks.

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here.  The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax.  Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club on the first Saturday of the month. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime. 

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot.  Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track.  Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills!  A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting!

It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?!

 

What's on

Karaoke @ Four Thieves
***LAUNCHING A BRAND NEW KARAOKE ROOM*** We are chuffed to bits to unveil our shiny new entertainment space.  There's almost a whole years worth…

Various dates from Friday 27th May 2022

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Devil's Soup DJs
Every Friday and Saturday night join us for a night of funk, soul, rhythm and blues, disco, motown and anything else that gets you on the dancefloor…

Various dates from Friday 27th May 2022

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Level Up Brunch!
Start your Saturday right by joining us for our Arcade Bottomless Brunch!  There are two levels to enjoy - your group can of course pick a mixture…

Every Saturday

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Live Sunday Jazz
THE RETURN OF THE JAZZ! Every Sunday we're so excited for our fabulous house Jazz band to return and soundtrack your Sunday Roast!   We think…

Every Sunday

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The Big Quiffy Quiz!
Join us weekly every Tuesday for the most fun you could possibly have while quizzing! Music clips, picture rounds -  even an interactive way…

Every Tuesday

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Drag Queens Jubilee
The Four Thieves presents DRAG Queens Jubilee To celebrate this special occasion we rounded up some of the Fiercest Drag Queens London has to…

Thursday 2nd June 2022 and 2 other dates

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Comedy for the Curious
Comedy for the Curious is a comedy panel show with a science twist. Each show comprises of three very different stand-up comedy sets all around…

Sunday 5th June 2022 and 5 other Sundays

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Comedy for the Curious
Comedy for the Curious is comedy panel show with a science twist. Each show comprises of three very different stand-up comedy sets all around…

Sunday 5th June 2022 and 5 other Sundays

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Vouchers

So Board Gift Voucher
£10 - £30
Arcade Experience!
Experience

Info

  • London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor
  • No door charge
  • None
  • 18 for alcohol
  • Live Music
  • Garden
  • No queues normally

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 0:00
Tuesday 12:00 0:00
Wednesday 12:00 0:00
Thursday 12:00 0:00
Friday 12:00 2:00
Saturday 11:00 2:00
Sunday 12:00 22:30

Special opening hours

Day Open Close Notes
Wednesday 1st June 2022 12:00 2:00
Thursday 2nd June 2022 12:00 2:00
Sunday 28th August 2022 12:00 2:00

Location

Address

The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ

Area

Battersea

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Pub Food, British, Burgers, Small Plates, Pizza and Italian food.

  • A word from the chef:

    The Four Thieves bring a mediterranean vibed menu, including pub classics with a twist.

Private Hire

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Cost Min spend
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Customer Reviews (199)

Our Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…


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