The Four Thieves

Description

Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to what The Four Thieves has to offer.  

A pub first and foremost with a great drinks list ranging from craft beers, artisan gins and a speciality selected wine list.  Food is a massive part of the offering at The Four Thieves, which is a fantastic selection of fresh, modern pub food, some with a twist, a Saturday brunch and a now famous Sunday Roast.  The Pizzeria spins out hot freshly baked sourdough pizzas to order.

Spend some relaxed daytimes in the spacious pub or all-weather Gin Yard, perfect for using as a daytime workspace with teas, coffees, soft drinks and speedy WiFi, or a leisurely lunch with meals starting from just £7.

A massive entertainment schedule means you're hard pushed to ever get bored here. The weekly Wednesday comedy night gets TV famous comedians to play regularly for a low door tax. Boogaloo Stu is an inimitable figure of fun and frolics, he hosts the Tuesday quiz night and also Bottomless Brunch Club every Saturday. Think unlimited cocktails, bingo and some crafty challenges to win big prizes - all before lunchtime. 

Upstairs they have a Victorian style Music Hall which has been converted into a huge games and chill-out spot. Play The Moonshine Raceway, pitted against your mates with professional remote controlled vehicles on a proper track. Also featuring the world's first in pub Virtual Reality station where you can slay zombies, explore the universe or hone your archery skills.  A whole host of retro games such as Time Crisis, Point Blank, Dance Dance Revolution sit alongside bespoke games exclusive to the Thieves: Critter Racing Skee Ball and Gopher Racing Putting.

New rooms include the StepManiax Dance Centre - a mini ravey room with the latest in dance rhythm games, track your progress in the app to become top dog!  Down in the basement there's an art deco vibed Karaoke room with a huge bank of songs to unleash your inner Adele - You can privately hire for an hour or come during the week for a mini session.

It really has to all be seen to be believed - what are you waiting for?

What's on

Karaoke @ Four Thieves
Is this the best Karaoke booth in London??  Come see for yourself! Are you a budding Beyonce?  A fledgling Florence?  A wannabe Whitney?Well…

Various dates from Tuesday 23rd April 2024

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The Big Quiffy Quiz!
Join us weekly every Tuesday for the most fun you could possibly have while quizzing! Music clips, picture rounds -  even an interactive way…

Every Tuesday

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DJ Chlxxe
This Friday night DJ Chlxxe is spinning for us and we can't wait!! She's a multi-genre DJ so expect anything from R&B, Dancehall, Soca,throwback…

Fri, 26th Apr 2024 @ 21:00 - 2:00

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Karaoke Brunch
Grab your squad and start your Saturday with a BANG - bottomless bubbles and private Karaoke room! Arrive: 11am 11am-12pm - Meal from our Brunch…

Every Saturday

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Level Up Brunch!
Start your Saturday right by joining us for our Arcade Bottomless Brunch!  There are two levels to enjoy - your group can of course pick a mixture…

Every Saturday

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DJ Mick
DJ Mick is back with the 100% bangers and party starting tunes for your Saturday... expect everything from disco to house, 90s rave anthems,dancehall…

Sat, 27th Apr 2024 @ 21:00 - 2:00

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The Kid's Table
About The Kids' Table The Kids' Table is on a mission to offer parents the freedom to have a lazy lunch or brunch out in peace, or enjoy a shopping…

Every Sunday

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Live Sunday Jazz
THE RETURN OF THE JAZZ! Every Sunday we're so excited for our fabulous house Jazz band to return and soundtrack your Sunday Roast!   We think…

Every Sunday

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Je T'aime... Eurovision
Je Taime... Our new night paying homage to our love of all things pop and the iconic artists that make it. This time we'll be celebrating our…

Sat, 4th May 2024 @ 21:30 - 2:00

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EUROVISION screening party
For the very first time we invite you to a screening party for the Eurovision finals!  We'll be showing on our large projector screen in the…

Sat, 11th May 2024 @ 19:00 - 0:00

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Almost Famous - 2000s Karaoke
We can't for you to join us for our first ever Karaoke rave!  Held in the Boat House, grab the mic and take to the stage with our amazing hosts…

Friday 17th May and Friday 21st June 2024

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WERKAHOLICS!
Brand new night celebrating everything that's bright, fierce and fabulous.... Disco Flavoured House Singalong Bangerz Dance Heavy Pop blended…

Sat, 1st Jun 2024 @ 21:00 - 2:00

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England Men's Euros Matches live!
Join us to watch all the England games as they seek to get their hands on that Euros trophy! To watch book a table - remember you must bookunder…

Sun, 16th Jun 2024 @ 19:30 - 22:30

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Offers

Offer Availability
The Kids Table
The Kid's Table offer supervised crafty fun to 3 - 10yr olds in the Tap Room so parents can enjoy some 'me' time while the little ones have fun. Craft bags also available on request.
Sunday 12:00 – 14:00

Vouchers

Arcade Experience!
Experience
Stand-Up Comedy Show
£20 - £100

Info

  • London - Christmas Lunch, London - Christmas Dinner, London - Drinks and Finger Food
  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor
  • Wheelchair+Access,+Disabled+Toilets
  • No door charge

Hours

Day Open Close Notes
Monday 12:00 0:00
Tuesday 12:00 0:00
Wednesday 12:00 0:00
Thursday 12:00 0:00
Friday 12:00 2:00
Saturday 12:00 2:00
Sunday 12:00 22:30

Location

Address

The Four Thieves, 51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ

Area

Battersea

Nearest Station

Clapham Junction (Rail)

Menus

  • Cuisines

    This venue serves Pub Food, British, Burgers, Small Plates, Pizza and Italian food.

  • A word from the chef:

    The Four Thieves bring a mediterranean vibed menu, including pub classics with a twist.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Seated
Capacity
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Cost Min spend
Midweek*
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Weekend*
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* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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Customer Reviews (234)

Our Review

The Four Thieves Clapham Junction - London Pub Review

The Four Thieves? I'm mad about the boy. Littered with entertainment and fronting a brilliant back-bone behind the bar, I've found a pub that quenches more than thirsts. The Venue This isn't a pub, this is a sprawling ol' mansion with beer on tap; The Four Thieves is amazing, and massive. With a grand…

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