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Every Wednesday
20:15 - 22:30 (doors at 19:30)
Tickets from £7
Comedy, Date Night, Something A Little Different
Not Applicable
Over 18

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Faces you know from the TV and great names you know from the circuit - our Laugh Train Home comedy night on Wednesdays is going to have you in stitches. Oh, you want to know who’s playing? Fine, have a look at this lot...  

October 19th – Glenn Wool (Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Russell Howard’s Good News, The BBC Stand Up Show, John Oliver’s New York Comedy Show, Funny as Hell (HBO/CAN)). With Wayne Deakin and MC Robyn Perkins.

October 26th – Joel Dommett (Host of Impractical Jokers (BBC3), Russell Howard’s Good News, Popatron BBC2, Skins (E4), Host of MTV Daily News Bulletin). With Yianni Angilisaou and MC Robyn Perkins.

November 2nd – Not Seen on TV Chalk full of circuit headliners, this line-up brings you the very top of the UK circuit. You may not know their faces, or seen them on countless panel shows, but we promise this night will be the best. With Garrett Millerick plus more and MC Robyn Perkins

November 9th – John Hastings (Sean Walsh’s Late Night Comedy Spectacular, BBC). With Carly Smallman (Viral Tap, The Rob Brydon Show) and MC Robyn Perkins.

November 16th - Bobby Mair (Comedy Central: The Bobby Mair Show, 8 Out of 10 Cats).
With Luisa Omielan and MC Robyn Perkins.

November 23rd – Carl Donnelly (Mock the Week, Russell Howard's Good News). With Sameena Zehra, Jack Carroll and MC Robyn Perkins.

PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. We will tweet and Facebook any changes we have.

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The Four Thieves
51 Lavender Gardens, London, SW11 1DJ

South London

Nearest station:
Clapham Junction (Rail)


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Reginald D. Hunter had to pull out, however Patrick Monahan stepped in to the breach at the last minute and was as awesome as he always is, even getting several audience members to race him crowd-surfing (one supported by myself and my mobility scooter) and the support acts were excellent as well. And of course Robyn held it all together as usual Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
04 Sep 2016 by Paul

Excellent night. The comedy was excellent with all three acts being hilarious and outstanding. The venue was cosy and small and the dark room and candles looked wonderful. Food was excellent (meat sharer for two) and drinks well priced. Strongly recommend. lachlancotter1 visited The Four Thieves on 22 Aug 2016
27 Aug 2016 by lachlancotter1

Another wonderful night of laughs, Imran Yusuf was a delight, not only was he very funny, he also made people think about larger things than laughs and was very friendly to me asking about my MS as he understands it because his friend and fellow stand up had it. Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
21 Aug 2016 by Paul

Robyn and Bob weren't there and were missed, but James Redmond (Fin from Holyoaks when it was great) filled in as MC really nicely! All acts were very funny, but of course Holly Walsh was the funniest the same as when I've seen her live before. Laugh Train Home is a must see every week! Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
12 Aug 2016 by Paul

Always an extremely funny and entertaining night out, week in, week out. Friendly staff, good food and plenty of alcohol options, plus both Robyn and Bob are always fun and funny to be around Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
07 Aug 2016 by Paul

Not Seen On TV nights are always interesting and nice to see comedy from people I've never seen before. Well Steve Bujega (pronounced Boo-Jay-A) I've actually seen once before, but guess that just shows how much live comedy I've seen. But anyway he was very funny, as was Jason Patterson, but Andrew Bird was grateful step funnier. All in all a fantastic evening! Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
29 Jul 2016 by Paul

Went to 3 of the 5 Edinburgh Previews and was not disappointed. Never seen a bad act at Laugh Train Home and the Fringe Previews were no exception. Robyn Perkins, Josie Long, Tom Allen, Suzie Ruffell, Elliot Steel and Sean Walsh I salute you. My face aches from laughing so much! CharlieMichel visited The Four Thieves on 24 Jul 2015
15 Jul 2016 by CharlieMichel

I just called these guys to enquire about the pool tables and the lady that answered said they don't have any but was very helpful explaining the arcade area upstairs to me, I was looking for pool originally but this place still looks great so I'll definitely be going xx
12 Jul 2016 by Nettie

First night of The Four Thieves Comedy Fringe last night was different to the usual Laugh Train Home that I regularly go to every Wednesday but still great fun Robyn was on form as ever, Ria Lina did her whole preview of Dear Daughter and though some didn't seem to get all of it, I certainly did! I'm sure she'll go down really well in Edinburgh, I hadn't seen Bob "Walshy" Walsh's WRONG comedy show before but I'm so glad that I finally did, what a wonderful 2 fingers up at P.C. Crap! Shame Simon Evans was ill, but that's life Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
11 Jul 2016 by Paul

Never a disappointment at Laugh Train Home! Robyn always gets great acts and Thursday was no different, with Sarah Callaghan, Sindhu Vee and Dame Baptiste all having me laughing in overdrive. Come along, the week of Edinburgh previews (2 a night Sunday - Thursday) I'm sure will be EPIC!!! Paul visited The Four Thieves on 20 Jun 2016
08 Jul 2016 by Paul

Hilarious! Been a couple of times and always enjoy it, one of the best nights in Battersea! Robyn's cover MC Ria did a great job holding together three dark, but side splitting comedians Definitely be returning for more Amy visited The Four Thieves on 21 Jun 2016
30 Jun 2016 by Amy

Welcomed by super friendly staff and very well run. An excellent night of top comedy featuring three comedians who know their craft. Ria Lina did a great job as MC. Thanks and I'll be back. john visited The Four Thieves on 21 Jun 2016
24 Jun 2016 by john

As usual it was a good night and Ria stepped in well as Robyn is away. Ended up being special with all 3 acts being hilarious and a great night was had by all. Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
17 Jun 2016 by Paul

Was great to be at Robyn's birthday show she was great as ever and in a fantastic mood. And Patrick was hilarious and a lot funnier playing around with the audience that a lot of stand up routines I've seen Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
04 Jun 2016 by Paul

Awesome as ever. The Not Seen On TV nights are often even better than normal as I get to see acts I've not heard of before but which Robyn wants us to experience and she knows her comedy Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
23 May 2016 by Paul

What a night, Zoe Lyons was extremely funny, as were the other acts and a great bonus was that I got myself a selfie with PC Andy from Torchwood (aka Tom Price) Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
15 May 2016 by Paul

This is always a great night out, Robyn organises a great line up, its always different and its a lot of fun. Pub is great too, good atmosphere and delicious food! findlayn visited The Four Thieves on 17 Mar 2016
10 May 2016 by findlayn

Really good! All acts were funny and different in style, will go again and recommend. Four thieves is a good bar too with delicious beers made on site. Upstairs is also fun as there are crazy games etc John visited The Four Thieves on 02 May 2016
08 May 2016 by John

It's never a bad night at Laugh Train Home but it only did David Morgan crack me up and teach me the use of the aubergine smiley, but both support acts were hilarious too! Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
06 May 2016 by Paul

Another fantastic evening, Adam bloom was a flight and one hell of a funny guy. The support were as well, especially the geography teacher. And it's always a great atmosphere with Robyn making it a great night every single week Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
05 May 2016 by Paul

As always a grand night out, was lovely to see Sara back after she was ill and couldn't appear before and Aaron was as funny as ever. And the geography teacher cracked me up as well Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
22 Apr 2016 by Paul

Sara Pascoe who headlined, was excellent: very funny and relevant all round. Of the other 2 acts, the first was very good, the second, not up to scratch. The MC, Robyn Perkins, gets better all the time. Blain visited The Four Thieves on 20 Mar 2016
22 Apr 2016 by Blain

Fantastic evening-great line up and pub, and all for only six quid! We'll definitely be going back and would recommend Laugh Train Home and The Four Thieves to anyone looking for a good night out. Sarah visited The Four Thieves on 19 Apr 2016
22 Apr 2016 by Sarah

Joe Bor was original and wonderfully funny. Nathan Coton tackled 2 currently hot topics with great wit. A packed house sure as he'll got a lot more than their six quid's worth. Fine evening. Blain visited The Four Thieves on 20 Mar 2016
15 Apr 2016 by Blain

Excellent night as usual, but with the bonus of seeing Angela Barnes again, who never fails to crack me up and thus time was no different. And in fact all 4 acts were very funny Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
08 Apr 2016 by Paul

Great venue, great value. A really fun night out. Staff are all brilliant, so friendly and helpful. The food looks pretty good too. You can get pizza in a box for when you watch the comedy. There's no reason not to give the night a try! Alex visited The Four Thieves on 01 Mar 2016
25 Mar 2016 by Alex

Great night, had forgotten how much better comedy is in an intimate venue. A well curated evening with a good mix of very funny comedians. We all enjoyed it so much we've already organised and booked our next visit! Victoria visited The Four Thieves on 01 Mar 2016
18 Mar 2016 by Victoria

I had a fantastic night on Wednesday and every act was hilarious! The team were brilliant helping me organise a big group booking and I can safely say everyone had the best night! I think we saw some comic stars in the making! Can't wait to come back! sarah visited The Four Thieves on 22 Jan 2016
18 Mar 2016 by sarah

Awesome night on this Wednesday at the not seen on TV evening, Nick Revell was a hoot even though not all the audience understood his humour and Adam and Diane were hilarious Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
11 Mar 2016 by Paul

One of the best nights of Laugh Train Home I've been to extra acts and all round hilarity ensued, had to feel bad for the man mountain ozzy though he got 2 free tickets Paul visited The Four Thieves on 14 Dec 2015
26 Feb 2016 by Paul

Absolutely hilarious, I was crying with laughter at one point. Highly recommend. Although maybe not for a first date... On the front row. Great compare and value for money too. jmbb visited The Four Thieves on 09 Feb 2016
12 Feb 2016 by jmbb

great headliner. ability to have pizza delivered at the interval. not the price advertised on the website though! they have put them up in 2016 as it used to be £10 for pizza and commedy! beth visited The Four Thieves on 03 Feb 2016
05 Feb 2016 by beth

Decent line-up, despite having to keep the crowd quiet - there were three groups in. Probably worth a look. Bar was too busy to eat in beforehand though - I recommend eating elsewhere. Caroline visited The Four Thieves on 29 Nov 2015
18 Dec 2015 by Caroline

Good line up and tasty food. Very busy though so need to get there in time. Best order before you eat (and is delivered in the break). Friendly staff, would definitely visit again cat_ommanney visited The Four Thieves on 17 Nov 2015
25 Nov 2015 by cat_ommanney

Great pub. Venue is small enough that you are always at threat at being picked on by the comedian. One criticism - pizzas are razor thin and food tad expensive. Sam visited The Four Thieves on 16 Nov 2015
20 Nov 2015 by Sam

Big surprise; Had heard of the four thieves scene before but it was the first time I attended. Good skits & nice drinks. The ladies were hilarious! Tom was dark and probably the order didn't do him justice.
11 Sep 2015 by Evi

It was a great night out. Love the pub, good food and really like their own brewed beer. Tom Stade was hilarious. What more could you ask for on a £6 ticket!
03 Aug 2015 by Sarahszy77

A lot of stand up comedy can be mediocre, and on the whole you get what you pay for, but at £6 a ticket this was a really fantastic night. Lots of different artists delivering high energy formats, and the headliner was genuinely well known. If you're attending the comedy you can get a pizza for £5. Nice crispy base, but overly cheesy in my opinion - still great value.
09 Jun 2015 by drsarah

This was one of the best nights I've had in a long time. I cried with laughter and the finale was just, well... ridiculous! I urge anyone and everyone to go along, enjoy the comedy, the delicious pizzas at half price and the incredible G&Ts from the bar!
05 Jun 2015 by LucyM

We had a great night! The four. Thieves is a really cool pub with brewery fresh beer, good atmosphere, great comedians, we laughed loads... And it only cost £7. Would definitely go again!!
15 May 2015 by Maymills1987

I went to Laugh Train Home last night and I had a fantastic time. It is one of my favourite things to do and last night was once again so.much fun. A great night of comedy where every act delivered. The night was fun and well organised and the host was a massive part of why the night was so good. The venue has a great vibe and this really helps lift the night. I go to a lot of comedy and this is easily my favourite night in South London and one of the best in all of London. You should check it out for sure. It is well worth the money.
14 May 2015 by rwright

This comedy night is fantastic and I'd really recommend it to everyone! I first went back in January and have become a bit of regular, having been to about 7 shows now. It's a great way to see up and coming new talent, complimented by at least one experienced and usually recognisable performer at the end. It's hosted by Robyn and Matt who are both super friendly and have made my friends and I feel so welcome every time. Well worth the ticket price - great for dates!
12 May 2015 by LucyAshman

Having been to the South Bank two weeks ago and seen for the first time a comedian called Inder Manocha who I thought was rib tickling funny I saw he was book at The Four Thieves I booked some tickets only a week in advanced.Unfortuneatly not only was he not in the show but other than a Canadian comedian the rest including the star turn who made me dizzy as he continually walked across the stage in a vane attempt to be funny were pathetic. Unless the Four Thieves can guarantee the acts advertised there is no way that I would bother to return. Geoff

Reply from The Four Thieves

Hi Geoff, Thanks for taking the time to leave us a review. We would like to take this opportunity to apologise for any negative experience that you may have had when visiting us. I can assure you that this is not a common occurrence from us, you only have to see the remaining positive feedback and high number of continuously old out shows that pay testament to this. We pride ourselves on delivering the absolute best of comedy acts on the circuit which include many names from the world of celebrity and TV. Unfortunately as is the nature often with comedy, on occasion circumstances completely beyond our control mean that performers become unavailable last minute and need to be replaced. We maintain as high a standard and calibre for all acts that go in to replace drop outs however we understand the frustration caused by people buying tickets for specific acts that then are forced to cancel due to personal or TV commitments. We do put on our web, flyer and social media a warning that this does very occasionally happen and is always beyond our control. I hope that the experience didn’t put you off entirely and would relish the opportunity to prove to you that the comedy we love is as good as you would see at bigger clubs in London but for a fraction of the price. Please get in touch with us at so that we can furnish you with some replacement tickets should you so wish. All the best, The Four Thieves and the Laugh Train Home Team
10 May 2015 by hgwells

Really cosy venue with proper quality acts. I was expecting the half funny and half meh, but got double funny. Had to rest cheeks after. Top show with a lot of new, yet brilliant acts.

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Thanks guys.
19 Apr 2015 by jammin

Holly Walsh for a fiver! - the support acts were brilliant as well. The pub brews it's own beer on site, and has a very large covered beer garden with sofa's etc. superb night out
11 Apr 2015 by rgherbert

Excellent night, all comedians were funny, and £5 is so cheap for the quality of acts! Great atmosphere too with all the seats filled, which was great for a mid week gig.
27 Mar 2015 by lgrieve90

Excellent location and atmosphere. The MC engaged with the audience and the event was well organised. All four comedians were different but all great! Lasted about two hours. Highly recommend it: accessible, affordable and fun!
06 Feb 2015 by robinmorrisjones

Comedy night at the four thieves is the perfect night out. If you're looking for a fun mid week date would highly recommend it. Only 5 quid a ticket you cent go wrong and with 4 comedians you're guaranteed to have a lot of laughs. A nice small venue so it feels like an intimate show, but don't worry they don't pick on the front row too badly!
16 Jan 2015 by kristinesheehan1

The Four Thieves is a nifty little venue - it's tucked just off the main road as short walk from Clapham Junction, has a good atmosphere, and they make their own beer and liquor on-premises! I didn't try the food, but their beer was quite good. The important thing, however, is the comedy, which is set in a large room with plenty of chairs (and a few tables for those with food). There were four acts, all very different in style, so there was humor for everyone. Russell Hicks, one of the headliners, was absolutely amazing! For £5, this was one of the best nights I've had in ages. Bottom line - I plan on attending every week I can. It's well worth giving a try.
12 Dec 2014 by QuillKnight
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