Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays


  • Comedy, Date Night and Something A Little Different
  • Tickets from £7.00 - £10.00
  • Battersea
  • Over 18
  • Various dates from Wednesday 17th August 2022
  • Multiple start times (see ticket info)

Laugh train home is known for hilarious comedy nights, a fun atmosphere and a bit of the unexpected... For over six years, we have been bringing you the best uk and international comedians, including Sara Pascoe, Joe Lycett, Seann Walsh, Josh Widdicombe, Reginald d. Hunter and more, every wednesday. 

Please note: we are back to full capacity, which is exciting. But we also care about your (and our) safety. Please do not attend the evening if you have been pinged by the nhs app, if anyone you have recently been in contact with has tested positive for covid or if you are feeling any symptoms. Also, feel free to wear a mask if you prefer!

13 July – Bobby Mair (Comedy Central: The Bobby Mair Show, 8 Out of 10 Cats, The Stand Up Sketch Show, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Russell Howards Good News, Comedy Central Roast Battles, Bobby & Harriet Get Married), with John Robertson (The Dark Room), Sarah Callaghan and MC Kevin Shepherd

20 July – Esther Manito (Live at the Apollo, Stand Up Sketch Show) with Andrew Mensah (BT Sport ‘What I Wore), Ed Night and MC Dave Chawner

27 July – Felicity Ward (Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, The Mash Report, Comedy Central Live from the Comedy Store, The Stand up Sketch Show, The Guilty Feminist and more), with Sooz Kempner, Andy Field and MC Robyn Perkins

3August – Nathan Caton Nathan Caton (Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Russell Howard’s Good News, Comedy Central at the Comedy Store, Radio Four: Tell Nathan Caton Nothing, Radio Four: The Now Show), Russell Hicks (one of the 'Top Six Comics to Watch' by LA's Stand Up Talk Magazine), Charlie George and MC Ben Van Der Velde

10August – Zoe Lyons (QI, Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, The Paul O'Grady Show, Room 101, Dave's One Night Stand), Iszi Lawrence and MC Ben Van Der Velde

17 August – Carl Donnelly (Mock the Week, Russell Howard’s Good News, Dave’s One Night Stand, Russell Howard’s Good News and more), Michael Odewale (Mock the Week, Chris Ramsay’s Stand Up Central for Comedy Central), Ian Lane and MC Carly Smallman

24 August – Ria Lina (Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week, Lovestruck High, Richard Osman’s House of Games, The Last Leg and more), Peter Brush, Sarah Bennetto, Grace Mulvey and MC Ben Van Der Velde

31 August – Helen Bauer (Live at the Apollo, Celebability, Stand Up For Live Comedy: BBC Presents, Hypothetical and more), Patrick Monahan (Show me the Funny, Splash! Celebrity Squares, Fake Reaction), Maddie Campion, Finlay Christie and MC Ben Van Der Velde

7 September – Mystery Guest - Could be high profile, could be a hidden gem. Could be an international act no one has heard of but is ace. Or it could be an act we adore. All we promise is that it will be funny!, with Chris Neill, Steffan Allun and MC Ben Van Der Velde

14 September –Sindhu Vee (Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, QI, Have I Got News For You, The Guilty Feminist and more), with Paul F Taylor (“An impressive knack for both observational wit and quirky flights of fancy.” The Evening Standard), Jodie Mitchell and MC Ben Van Der Velde

21 September – Alfie Brown (The Stand Up Sketch Show, Harry Hill’s Clubnite, Comedy Central’s Roast Battle, Soho Theatre Live and more), with Jason Patterson (Brilliant stage presence backed by a perfectly measured delivery – Chortle), Louise Atkinson and MC Robyn Perkins

28 September – Anuvab Pal (QI, Big Asian Stand Up, The News Quiz and more), with Richard Todd (‘Painfully funny’ EdFest Magazine), Michael May and MC Ben Van Der Velde

5 October – TBC

12 October – Alasdair Beckett-King (Mock the Week, Winner, 2017 Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year, ‘One to watch’ – Time Out), with Celya AB (The Guilty Feminist, Winner of the Chortle Best Newcomer Award 2022), Kuan-Wen Hang, William Stone and MC Ben Van Der Velde

19 October –TBC

26 October – Andrew O’Neill (Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Saxondale, Good News Week and more), with Erich McElroy (Sam Delaney's News Thing, Newsy, Newsnight, Good Morning Britain, BBC Breakfast, Sky News, Moral Maze – BBC Radio 4 and more),, Faitha El-Gourri and MC Ben Van Der Velde



CAPACITY: We are back to full capacity, which is exciting. We also care about your safety. Please do not attend the evening if you have been pinged by the NHS app or if you are feeling any symptoms. Feel free to wear a mask if you prefer! 

PRICE: You may notice two ticket prices (£7 & £10).  We have started offering £10 to reserve your seats at the front, middle or back. 

ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a legend ticket. 


PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. We will tweet and Facebook any changes we have.




Ticket Event time Cost
Early Bird Ticket

Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly earlier price because you were quick to the punch. 

20:30 - 22:00 £7.00
Advanced Entry
Single entry to the Comedy Night
20:30 - 22:00 £8.00
Advanced Entry (legend ticket)

This is a standard entry to the Comedy Night (but with some extra support for Laugh Train Home). You also get to pick where you would like to sit. Please email ASAP letting us know if you would like the front, middle or back. We can only guarantee a table at the front, but we will try where we can. 

20:30 - 22:00 £10.00
7PM - Comedy for the Curious - SUNDAYS

This is a special 7PM show on Sunday called Comedy for the Curious, which is our comedy panel show with a science twist. This show is produced by Laugh Train Home and our resident MC Robyn Perkins

19:00 - 21:00 £8.00



51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ



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Clapham Junction (Rail)


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