Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, an onsite Tap Room, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to…
Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays
- The Four Thieves
LAUGH TRAIN HOME IS KNOWN FOR HILARIOUS COMEDY NIGHTS, A FUN ATMOSPHERE AND A BIT OF THE UNEXPECTED... FOR OVER A DECADE, WE HAVE BEEN BRINGING YOU THE BEST UK AND INTERNATIONAL COMEDIANS, INCLUDING SARA PASCOE, JOE LYCETT, SEANN WALSH, MILTON JONES, SINDHU VEE, JOSH WIDDICOMBE, REGINALD D. HUNTER AND MORE, EVERY WEDNESDAY.
22 March - John Robertson Creator of cult hit The Dark Room, Katie Pritchard Harry Hill's Clubnite, Kate Martin "brilliantly funny, energetic and a little bit filthy", Keefy Jewell New Comedian of the Year 2021 and MC Ben Van Der Velde
29 March - Sean McLoughlin Live at the Apollo, Ricky Gervais World Tour, Ben Pope "well-versed joke writing and his delivery is always spot on" The Skinny, Fatiha El-Ghorri The Jonathan Ross Show and The Russell Howard Hour and MC Kate Barron
5 April - Marlon Davis, with Aideen McQueen BBC Radio Four and BBC Ireland, Naomi Cooper "A delightfully joyful demeanour that fills the stage with mischievous glee" Chortle, Josh James "deceptively clever laddish jokes." British Comedy Guide and MC Alexander Bennett "Warm, insane and very funny." The Guardian
12 April - Laura Lexx Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Roast Battle, Paul F Taylor Harry Hill's Clubnite and BBC Radio 4, Shalaka Kurup Material with bite and a bit of naughtiness, Jamie Oliphant Still Open All Hours’ BBC1 and MC Ben Van Der Velde
19 April - Marcel Lucont Comedy Central, The John Bishop Show, Russell Howard's Good News, with Sian Davies "excellent story telling, audience engagement and a sense of narrative" The Skinny, Sam Nicoresti "Fizzing with ideas and great jokes" Chortle and MC Robyn Perkins
26 April - Kae Kurd "Delivers joke after rapid joke to the point your stomach will hurt from laughing" Broadway Baby, with Peter Flanagan "robust, amiable, high laugh count" Chortle, Ed Kear Batman, Cruella, Ghosts and Plebs, Dee Allum Winner of the Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year 2021 and MC Ben Van Der Velde
3 May - Jeff Innocent British Comedian of the Year 2021-2022 with Joseph Jacobs Harry Hill’s ClubNite Channel 4, Nazi Pug: Joke or Hate BBC3, Freya Parker The Mash Report BBC 2, Climaxed BBC Three and The Sketch Show BBC3 and MC Ben Van Der Velde
10 May - Allyson June Smith Support to Jason Manford Tour with Joe Sutherland Hypothetical Dave and Eastenders BBC1, James Ellis GOAT Comedy and Newsjack BBC3 and MC Carly Smallman
17 May - Neil Delamere Live at the Apollo The Blame Game BBC panel show, The News Quiz. BBC4, with Tatty McLeod The Fench TikTok Lady, Sharon Wanjohi The Stand Up Sketch Show ITV The Big Breakfast Channel4 and MC Ben Van Der Velde
24 May - Ignacio Lopez Live at the Apollo, The Now Show BBC Radio4 with Sikisa Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club ITV and Newsjack BBC Radio 4, Farah Sharp Arabs are Not Funny Podcast, Rob Oldham BBC3 Quickies Ladhood BBC Life Lesson BBC and MC Ben Van Der Velde
31 May - John Robins The Island, 8 out of 10 Cats with Kate Lucas "Wickedly naughty and deliciously dark" Broadway Baby, Trevor Bickles "A joke machine of the highest order" Marc Dolan and MC Robyn Perkins
CAPACITY: We are back to full capacity, which is exciting. We also care about your safety. Please do not attend the evening if you have been pinged by the NHS app or if you are feeling any symptoms. Feel free to wear a mask if you prefer!
PRICE: You may notice two ticket prices £8 & £10. We have started offering £10 to reserve your seats at the front, middle or back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a legend ticket.
PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. We will tweet and Facebook any changes we have.
Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly earlier price because you were quick to the punch.
|20:30 - 22:00||£7.00|
Single entry to the Comedy Night
|20:30 - 22:00||£8.00|
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email LaughTrainHome@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible.
|20:30 - 22:30||£10.00|
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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