Is it the only pub on the planet with a huge arcade, weekly comedy nights, a bequiffed quiz master, Karaoke, an onsite Tap Room, a cosy Gin Yard and a Pizzeria? Probably. Add to that some quirky decor, some of the friendliest staff around and half an entire boat and you're just about getting close to…
Laugh Train Home Comedy Wednesdays
- The Four Thieves
LAUGH TRAIN HOME IS KNOWN FOR HILARIOUS COMEDY NIGHTS, A FUN ATMOSPHERE AND A BIT OF THE UNEXPECTED... FOR OVER SIX YEARS, WE HAVE BEEN BRINGING YOU THE BEST UK AND INTERNATIONAL COMEDIANS, INCLUDING SARA PASCOE, JOE LYCETT, SEANN WALSH, JOSH WIDDICOMBE, REGINALD D. HUNTER AND MORE, EVERY WEDNESDAY.
30 November - Garrett Millerick ("Stand up with an insolent twist" The Times) with Will Duggan (Edinburgh Comedy Festival Award Winner), Alice Brine ("Quick on her feet and loaded with talent" Metro Mag) and MC Robyn Perkins
2023 Laugh Train Home
4 January - MYSTERY SUPERSTAR HEADLINER, with George Zach (Dave, BBC One), Alice Frick (Sitcom 'What the Frick' and The Laughing Labia Comedy show) and MC Ben Van Der Velde
11 January - Hal Cruttenden (Live at the Apollo, Royal Variety Performance) with Eric Rushden (Leicester Mercury Comedy Award Winner), Gbemi Oladipo (BBC New Comedian of the Year Nominee) and MC Robyn Perkins
18 January - Keith Farnan (Michael Mcintyre Comedy Roadshow) with Paul Pirie (The Young Persons Guide to Becoming a Rock Star Channel 4, Rebus Channel 4), Grace Mulvey (Winner of the BBC Galton & Simpson Award for Comedy Writing 2020), Josh James and MC Ben Van Der Velde
25 January - Sindhu Vee (QI, Live at the Apollo, Matilda The Movie), with Jenny Collier (The Rhod Gilbert Show), Andy Storey (“Sharp and funny…a wistful Alan Bennett quality.") and MC Ben Van Der Velde
1 February - Scott Bennett (Live at the Apollo, The Now Show) with Janine Harouni (Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee), Peter Rethinasemay (Comedy Central Live) and MC Kate Barron
8 February - Ahir Shah (Live at the Apollo, Double Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee) with Peter Brush (Tour support for Alexei Sayle), Marise Gaughan ("Honest, edgy and funny.") and MC Ben Van Der Velde
15 February - Sara Barron (LIve at the Apollo, The Guilty Feminist) with Javier Jarquin (aka The Card Ninja), Annie McGrath ("A unique and exciting prospect… Genuinely brilliant”) and MC Ben Van Der Velde
22 February - Tom Ward (Live at the Apollo, Roast Battle) with Heidi Regan (Tour support for Joe Lycett), Darran Griffiths (Tour support for Russell Howard) and MC Carly Smallman
CAPACITY: We are back to full capacity, which is exciting. We also care about your safety. Please do not attend the evening if you have been pinged by the NHS app or if you are feeling any symptoms. Feel free to wear a mask if you prefer!
PRICE: You may notice two ticket prices (£7 & £10). We have started offering £10 to reserve your seats at the front, middle or back.
ASSIGNED SEATING: We are no longer assigning seats UNLESS you have booked a legend ticket.
PLEASE NOTE: We bring the best acts from the UK. But they are also real people. As such, it is rare, but our line-ups are subject to change - family emergencies and last minute TV filming does happen. We will tweet and Facebook any changes we have.
"A unique and exciting prospect… Genuinely brilliant”
Early Bird Ticket
Single entry to the Comedy Night, at a slightly earlier price because you were quick to the punch.
|20:30 - 22:00||£7.00|
Single entry to the Comedy Night
|20:30 - 22:00||£8.00|
Single entry to the Comedy Night, but choose where you want to sit. Please email LaughTrainHome@gmail.com to request front, middle or back. You will be allocated a table if possible.
|20:30 - 22:30||£10.00|
7pm Comedy for the Curious
Ticket for SUNDAY's Comedy For the Curious, which happens monthly.
|19:00 - 21:00||£8.00|
51, Lavender Gardens, SW11 1DJ
Clapham Junction (Rail)
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