THE BOAT SHOW COMEDY CLUB

Description

  • Comedy, Something A Little Different and Date Night
  • Tickets from £6.00 - £43.00
  • Embankment
  • Over 21
  • Various dates from Tuesday 28th May 2024
  • Multiple start times (see ticket info)

Laughs ahoy at London's finest floating comedy club!

Tripadvisor Traveller’s Choice 2023

'Glitzier than your average night of stand-up' The Evening Standard


Established over 22 years ago, our incredible line-ups are packed to the gunwales with the best new comedians from the UK circuit as well as the biggest stars, who come back time after time.


From Michael McIntyre playing the first gig in March 2000, to Micky Flanagan writing and perfecting his last three sell-out shows here, you never know who might pop up as a very special guest, but you can always be certain of a brilliant night!


'Guaranteed to book the best' The Sunday Times


Our unique venue means you can enjoy spectacular views of the city from a floating beer garden before the show and dance on our covered deck afterwards.


With our fantastic, friendly and experienced staff on hand to ensure your comfort and enjoyment it’s no surprise that we’ve built up a reputation as one of the best comedy nights in London, but don’t just take our word for it - our 300+ 5-star reviews speak for themselves!



'You feel like you've gatecrashed an exclusive party' 

What's On


'Always has the feeling of a special occasion; one of London's finest venues' 

Chortle

 

Friday & Saturday Shows

Doors open at 7pm, the show starts at 8pm. We strongly recommend arriving before 7.30pm to get seated and get a drink before the show.

After the show the Boat Show Comedy Club turns into Nightclub until 2am. Your ticket gives you free entry.

Sunday Shows

Doors open at 6pm, the show starts at 7pm. We strongly recommend arriving before 6.30pm to get seated and get a drink before the show. There is no nightclub after the show on Sundays.

Tuesday Night Shows

Tuesday is our new material night, The Guinea Pig Club. Each show features a mix of the best stand-ups on the circuit, TV faces and rising stars doing new material. All for the bargain price of just £6!

Doors open at 7.30pm, show starts at 8pm


For line-ups visit boatshowcomedy.co.uk
Please contact us if you have any access requirements on Jack@bluebookam.com or 07932 658895

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.
* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress including sashes and hats during the comedy.
* All seating is pre-allocated, and you will be shown to your seats on arrival. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.
* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.
* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required.
* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895.
*Line-ups are subject to change.

*All tickets are non-refundable

The Boat Show – Tattershall Castle, Victoria Embankment, London SW1A 2HR
A short walk from Westminister Tube station

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The Boat Show Comedy Club - Meal Deal Weekend Show Ticket
On sale until 31st Jan 2026
Experience

Tickets/Times

Ticket Event time Cost
SEATED TICKET

One seated ticket.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm.

Nightclub follows until 2am

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.

19:00 - 22:30 £20.00
SEATED CONCESSION TICKET

One seated ticket. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card or NHS ID.

Customers unable to provide evidence of these may be refused entry without refund.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm.

Nightclub follows until 2am

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.

19:00 - 22:30 £17.50
SEATED

One seated ticket.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm.

Nightclub follows until 2am

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

19:00 - 22:30 £16.00
SEATED

One seated ticket.

Doors 6pm, Show start 7pm, Show finishes at 9.30pm.

No Nightclub after the show

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

18:00 - 21:30 £15.00
Valentine's Day SEATED

One seated ticket.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*There is no Nightclub following this show

19:00 - 22:30 £15.00
SEATED CONCESSION

One seated ticket. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card, NHS ID or Defence Discount Service card.

Customers unable to provide evidence of these may be refused entry without refund.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm.

Nightclub follows until 2am

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

19:00 - 22:30 £13.50
SEATED CONCESSION

One seated ticket. Only Valid with in date NUS / Totum card, Blue Light Card, NHS ID or Defence Discount Service card.

Customers unable to provide evidence of these may be refused entry without refund.

Doors 6pm, Show start 7pm, Show finishes at 9.30pm.

No Nightclub after the show

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

18:00 - 21:30 £13.50
Tuesday Seated ticket - The Guinea Pig Club New Material night

One seated ticket.

Doors 7.30pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.15 approx

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.

19:30 - 22:30 £6.00
STANDING

One standing ticket.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm.

Nightclub follows until 2am

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.

19:00 - 22:30 £15.00
STANDING

One standing ticket.

Doors 7pm, Show start 8pm, Show finishes at 10.30pm.

Nightclub follows until 2am

* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.

19:00 - 22:30 £12.00
Meal Deal 6pm - Two courses

Two course meal at 6pm in the onboard restaurant followed by a seated ticket in the comedy club at 8pm.

Choose from a Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert.

Choose from...

Starters

Smoked Chicken Terrine

Korean Vegetable Gyoza

Calamari & Prawns Duo

Soup of the Day

Mushroom Bruchetta

Mains

Sausage & Mash

Classic Beef Burger

Almond & Pesto Linguine

Signature Hunter's Chicken

Pepper & Tomato Pie (Vegan)

Desert

Passionfruit & Mango Cheesecake (Gluten Free)

Espresso Chocolate Brownie

Sticky Toffee Rum Cake

Bread & Butter Pudding

18:00 - 22:30 £39.00
Meal Deal 5pm - Two courses

Two course meal at 5pm in the onboard restaurant followed by a seated ticket in the comedy club at 7pm.

Choose from a Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert.

Choose from...

Starters

Smoked Chicken Terrine

Korean Vegetable Gyoza

Calamari & Prawns Duo

Soup of the Day

Mushroom Bruchetta

Mains

Sausage & Mash

Classic Beef Burger

Almond & Pesto Linguine

Signature Hunter's Chicken

Pepper & Tomato Pie (Vegan)

Desert

Passionfruit & Mango Cheesecake (Gluten Free)

Espresso Chocolate Brownie

Sticky Toffee Rum Cake

Bread & Butter Pudding

17:00 - 22:30 £39.00
Valentine's Day Meal Deal 6pm - Two courses

Two course meal at 6pm in the onboard restaurant followed by a seated ticket in the comedy club at 8pm.

Choose from a Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert.

Choose from...

Starters

Southern-Fried Chicken Goujons

Prawn & Calamari Duo

Three Cheese Mushroom Bruschetta (V)3

Mains

Hand-Battered Fish & Chips

Sausage & Mash

Signature Gammon Steak (£1.50 supplement)

Sweet Potato, Beetroot & Leek Tortelloni (VG-M) 

House Salad (VG)

Hunter’s Chicken 

Desert

Crumble of the Day (V)

S’mores Chocolate Brownie (V)

Sticky Toffee Sponge (V)

Signature Sticky Toffee Sponge (£2.00 supplement)


* Age restriction for our shows is 18 years and over, due to venue licencing restrictions. ID may be required for entry.

* Dress code – No tracksuit bottoms, football or other sport shirts or soiled work clothes. Entry may be refused. We do not allow fancy dress (including sashes and hats) during the comedy

* All seating is pre-allocated based on booking order to ensure bookings are sat with their party. You will be shown to your seats on arrival. Empty seats towards the front of the show will be filled from 7.50pm. Please let us know if you'll be arriving late.

* For the enjoyment of all our customers, we politely remind patrons that if you persistently chat during acts or are otherwise causing a disturbance, you may be asked to leave.

* For groups of 8 or more a behaviour bond of £5 per person will be required

* For any further info, or for specific requests relating to your party, please call us on 07932 658895

*Line ups are subject to change

*There is no Nightclub following this show

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18:00 - 22:30 £34.00
Meal Deal 6pm - Two courses and Comedy Ticket

Two course meal at 6pm in the onboard restaurant followed by a seated ticket in the comedy club at 8pm.

Choose from a Starter and Mains or Mains and Desert.

Choose from...

Starters

Smoked Chicken Terrine

Korean Vegetable Gyoza

Calamari & Prawns Duo

Soup of the Day

Mushroom Bruchetta

Mains

Sausage & Mash

Classic Beef Burger

Almond & Pesto Linguine

Signature Hunter's Chicken

Pepper & Tomato Pie (Vegan)

Desert

Passionfruit & Mango Cheesecake (Gluten Free)

Espresso Chocolate Brownie

Sticky Toffee Rum Cake

Bread & Butter Pudding

18:00 - 22:30 £43.00

Location

Address

Victoria Embankment, Westminster, SW1A 2HR

Area

Embankment

Nearest Station

Embankment (Tube)

Organiser

Blue Book Artist Management
Bob gently up and down whilst crying tears of laughter at London's finest floating comedy club. The Boat Show is now in it's 21st year afloat on the Thames, and has made it's triumphant return to it's home on The Tattershall Castle, which has undergone a £1.5 million refurbishment. The club has a very strong regular crowd and is renowned for famous acts coming down to do secret gigs in an intimate venue.

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1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue. Patrons removed for breaking the rules of the venue such as being intoxicated, aggressiveness to staff, use of drugs are not entitled to a refund.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
13. For groups of 8 or more we ask for a behaviour bond of £5 per person to be given in cash at the start of the night when you enter the room. You can collect this at the end of the night. We will only retain this if one or more of your party are asked to leave for heckling, persistently talking during the acts or disturbing the show.
14. Line Ups Subject to change without notice.
15. We have theatre-style seating. At the weekend all seats are pre-allocated and reserved for you until the show starts. Please contact us if you have any seating or accessibility requirements.

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