The Thieves

Planning a big celebration? Just 10 minutes' walk from Clapham Junction Station, The Thieves' private function room gives you your own space for up to 140 guests standing or 70 seated.

It's set up for a proper party, with a private bar, private bathrooms, stage, screen and high-end sound system, plus DJ equipment available to hire. The space is also accessible and has its own accessible bathroom.

From birthdays, Christmas parties and club nights to awards evenings, private dining, dance classes, meetings and community events, the room can be adapted around what you've got planned.

With a private bar and plenty of room to celebrate, it's a brilliant option for groups looking for a space that's exclusively theirs for the event.

Take Over the Arcade

Forget the standard function room. Just 10 minutes' walk from Clapham Junction Station, The Thieves' arcade floor can be hired privately for parties and events of up to 200 guests.

Built for big, sociable events, the space has its own private bar and an arcade packed with things to do, from retro games and pool tables to interactive darts, SingPod karaoke and the 10-person RC Moonshine Raceway.

It's an especially strong choice for company parties, Christmas events, PR activations and product launches, where you want guests to be able to move around, mingle and get involved rather than sit at tables all evening.

For the full experience, free-play packages can be added to give your guests unlimited access to the arcade machines. Alternatively, guests can purchase arcade tokens directly from the machines throughout the event. Please note that unlimited gameplay is not included in the standard hire price stated. 

With room for 200 standing, a private bar and entertainment everywhere you look, it's made for events that need a little more energy than your typical venue hire.

*Hire fee, plus minimum spend applies.

Your Own Private Karaoke Room

Grab the mic, pick your song and get ready for your moment on stage!

Located on the lower-ground floor of The Thieves, our soundproof private karaoke room is an intimate party space for up to 25 guests, complete with a mini stage and built-in Singa karaoke system so your group can easily queue up all their favourites.

Better still, there's a mini fridge right in the room. Pre-order your drinks before the event and we'll have it stocked and ready for your sing session.

It's perfect for birthdays, Christmas parties, office socials, hen and stag celebrations, leaving dos and smaller group get-togethers where you want a space that's completely your own.

Not feeling quite so musical? The room doubles as a private meeting space, making it just as useful for a team catch-up as it is for an evening of questionable high notes.