This venue oozes sophistication, with vintage leather sofas, an open fire place, antique lampshades and bare brick walls. Nestle into this cosy den and enjoy the comfort of a trendy second living room. And if alcohol isn't enough to keep you entertained, there are even football tables so you can beat your friends while you get boozy.

A diverse menu gives you the choice between sausage and mash, a lighter wrap or a Mexican fajita for £10.50. Enjoy fine food in all its forms, cooked to perfection by top quality chefs. Jazz it all up with a great selection of innovative drinks, including the Dib Dab 'Tini, inspired by your favourite childhood lollipop, and only £4.95.

The music is just as far-reaching, ranging from house, to hip hop, RnB, dubstep, pop, banghra, reggae - whatever gets you jiggy, Mr Lynch has the track for you. Get footloose and fancy free in this cool hangout.


  • Taking Bookings
  • Dance floor
  • Wheelchair Access, Disabled Toilets
  • None
  • None
  • 18+ drinks, children welcome
  • Indie , Acoustic , Retro
  • Street Side Tables
  • No queues normally


Day Open Close Notes
Monday 17:00 0:00
Tuesday 17:00 2:00
Wednesday 17:00 2:00
Thursday 17:00 2:00
Friday 15:00 2:00
Saturday 12:00 2:00
Sunday 12:00 23:00

Special opening hours

Day Open Close Notes
Tuesday 24th December 2024 17:00 2:00
Wednesday 25th December 2024 - -
Thursday 26th December 2024 17:00 1:00
Wednesday 1st January 2025 17:00 2:00
Tuesday 31st December 2024 17:00 3:00



The Holy Hobo, THREE, Jesmond Three Sixty, NE2 1DB




  • Cuisines

    This venue serves British, Bar Snacks, Christmas Lunch and Burgers food.

  • A word from the chef:

    Whether you’re looking for a burger with fries, a kebab that tastes out of this world, or something simply amazing, like couscous salad, Holy Hobo has got your back.

Private Hire

Name Type Capacity
Cost Min spend
Min spend
The Dr's Lair Private Room 60 100 - 250 350

* The minimum spends are a guideline only and vary according to the day and time of the year.

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