Crack Comedy In Kingston

  • 128 reviews
  • The Grey Horse


  • Comedy, Student Night and Date Night
  • Tickets from £14.50 - £22.50
  • Over 18
  • Friday 29th September 2023 and 13 other Fridays
  • 19:00 - 22:30


All booked customers must agree to our Admissions Conditions which are listed below and on their tickets.


7pm for Diners with General Admission Tickets - if you wish to eat contact the Grey Horse directly to book a table. A table is not guaranteed unless booked in advance. To book a table go here 

8pm for Non-Dining with General Admission Tickets 

Show starts promptly at 8.30pm. 


29th September - Bobby Mair, Jarred Christmas and another act TBC

6th October - Lucy Frederick, Mark Cram and more acts TBC

13th October - Radu Isac, Michelle Schaughnessy and Finlay Christie

20th October - Kate Martin, Daisy Earl and Ben van Der Velde

27th October - Eleanor Tiernan and more acts TBC

3rd November - Stefano Paolini, Robyn Perkins, Jeff Innocent 

10th November - Bobby Mair, Rory O'Hanlan and David Ward

17th November - Anuvab Pal, Gareth Mutch, Harriet Kemsley and Lucy Frederick

24th November - Darren Harriett, Robert White and Erich McElroy

1st December - Nathan Caton, Phil Dinsdale and more acts TBC

8th December - Radu Isac, Tony Law and more acts TBC

15th December - Maureen Younger, and more acts TBC

22nd December - Otiz Cannelloni, Stephen Carlin and more acts TBC

29th December - Acts accounced soon


Doors open at 7pm and the show starts promptly at 8.30pm. Most nights the show finishes between 10.30pm and 11pm. Late entry is not guaranteed. If you are planning to eat, please make sure to book a table in advance and arrive by 7pm. If you are not eating, you can arrive up to 8pm. 

Tickets available on the door from 7pm, but most shows do sell out. 

  • Tickets:

  • General Admission: £22.50 advance, £25 on the door

  • Student Admission: £14.50 advance, £15 on the door




Crack Comedy Night for Two
On sale until 30th Dec 2023
Crack Comedy Night for Four
On sale until 31st Dec 2024


Ticket Event time Cost
General Admission

If you wish to confirm a table for dining you MUST contact the venue to book. Not all seats have a table. Over 18 only. Acts subject to change without notice. Tickets non-refundable, may be able to move to another date if notice given in advance. Shows start promptly at 8.30pm.

19:00 - 22:30 £22.50
Student Admission

If you wish to confirm a table for dining you MUST contact the venue to book. Not all seats have a table. Over 18 only. Acts subject to change without notice. Tickets non-refundable, may be able to move to another date if notice given in advance. Shows start promptly at 8.30pm.

19:00 - 22:30 £14.50



The Grey Horse, 46, Richmond Road, Kingston upon Thames, kt2 5ee

Nearest Station

Kingston Railway (Station)


Crack Comedy Club
Crack Comedy Club has run quality comedy nights since 2002


1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
13. Acts are subject to change without notice.

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  • Written by Lauren

    Rating: 5


    Visited 6 days ago
    Absolutely hilarious, great acts, we had a FAB night and will definitely be back!
  • Written by Penny

    Rating: 2


    Visited 3 weeks ago
    It was okay, apart from the following: The acoustics were terrible, so you had to strain your ears to hear what the comedians were saying so they need to make improvements on the sound set up. The comedians were not particularly funny. The wine tasted horrible. After the comedy it was so noisy that it was impossible to have a conversation.

    Reply from Crack Comedy In Kingston

    It sounds like you really didn't enjoy our club! We're sorry to hear that. Technically, we didn't get any other reports of problems with the sound that night, but for that kind of thing it's always good to say in a break if you're having trouble hearing the show - we would recommend that for anyone, at any venue. As far as the comedians not being funny - we can't agree with you there. Everyone's taste are different, but we pick acts from the top of the UK circuit - sorry these didn't tickle you. The afterclub is a nightclub, nightclubs are not known for quiet music...And we don't pretend to be a winebar! What we can promise is that (and you can see from the vast majority of feedback) we put on a great comedy show.

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